Chesty McBoob's blog post - Feeling Festive

I must admit I do feel festive now but it may be because I have been out and about this week. I am off to the big gay wedding party tonight with lots of friends.

We get to dress up in posh clothes (I am in a ballgown and MrMcB is in a tux)and go party in a mansion in the middle of nowhere. My ball gown is nice and comfy thankfully as (typically as I am off out somewhere and want to party!) I woke up with my period, achey and bloated, feeling like a barrel of lard today. You men just don't know you're born...

We are heading off lunchtime to where we are staying so we can all take our time getting ready and have a drinky and some luncheon.

Have to get myself looking alive and sparkly before then. Need to spray my tan on, dye my hair, pop my false teeth in and screw in my wooden leg - you get the idea!

Catch up with all your blogs soon I hope! x