Alpina's blog post - Questions, questions

"How are you?" is the question I find most often online, and I answer it when there aren't too many IMs coming in. The slightly imbecile "Wassup?" I never answer, and neither do I "asl?" although this is almost a nostalgic question: it reminds one of the beginnings of chat.

To "Cam or mic?" I always say no - I had my experiences with a cam and I gave it away. I was just tired of arguing why I didn't want to undress constantly - even the nicest guy who just wanted to see my smile asked for my pussy after less than 15 minutes. And for mics: there is nothing more putting off than a grunting guy masturbating - its not even funny, just deeply embarrassing.

More than you would expect start their conversation with "Bald or trimmed?" to which I unvariably say "natural". "Would you like to be my mommy?" is common, too - another American guy with xxxxxx fantasies for sure. This seems to be much of an American thing although I don't know why: do they really date close relatives because they are from sparsely populated areas? Awkward indeed.

"Want my 12 inches?" starts my imagination: another dreamer online who would love to look different. How much would he give if he could be like that only for a day? "Hi hun, I am lez, and you?" is not a rare beginning, too. Oh, how typically feminine.... but I like guys posing as girls: many are quite vulnerable and have hidden dreams and I love to talk with them about their desires - if they don't insist on their pathetic identity.

Another interesting question is: "Do you cyber?" When I am honest I have to answer "Yes."