Alpina's blog post - Sentences that Feel Good

"And what remained was us - bare and raw and wildly intent on copulating until our minds went blank." This is maybe an awkward sentence for a pram-pushing mum, but writing it really feels good, you can believe me.

When Aldo undressed, I was watching Beatrix. And there it was - the existential shudder I know so well, which shook her ever so slightly at his sight, accompanied by a clearly audible moan. I have mentioned before that Aldo has the largest cock I have ever seen this side of photoshop, and each time I see it, it's bigger again than I had expected. It's not that it keeps growing, I think my mind is just not large enough to keep the memory of it.

When you now imagine what was bound to follow, with your pornographically trained minds, you will certainly open your mental file for "Threesome" and think we were equally artistic at trying to find always new acrobatic positions and ways to fill as many holes as possible in a given moment. Me on her, as he on me and so on.

Go on thinking about it for a little longer and enjoy, but then be prepared for disappointment. It was different.