Alpina's blog post - Beatrix

I was in a Zuerich roadside café the other day with my friend Beatrix and we were chatting about the world as a whole and men in particular when she asked me if I had ever come across one with a really, really large cock - herself not exactly being overindulged by such a view from her husband's side.

I could say I certainly had - remembering my friend Aldo, who used to come to the swingers club with me at times (when I still did such things). And some of you who have read all of my blog (there are some, it makes me so happy) might remember what happened when I made him meet my friend Elsie. So I told her of Aldo, and Beatrix got fairly excited about what she got to hear.

To make it short: next Thursday, when there is a Catholic holiday, and people in Zuerich work, but not those in Vorarlberg, the two of us will travel there to have a look if everything is ok with my house and garden - and: I have invited Aldo for a drink for old times' sake.

Why just talk about something one might be able to see with one's own eyes?