Ohh...fun topic.

I have wrist restraints, a riding crop, a variety of dildos and butt plugs, as well as a leather strap-on harness.

Not much embarrassing has happened, other then the riding crop falling out of it hidden spot during a move. Oops..

A large dildo , an anal dildo, a vibrating butt plug , a couple of vibrators and a strap-on .... so far kept them discrete in the wardrobe lol !!!

I have the usual items: a few cock rings, a 5 ring "Gates of Hell" and one Evolved Novelties Talon prostate massager. I tend to pick-up items when I am on the road. This leads to my embarrassing story:

Staying in a hotel - onetime I was pleasuring myself on the spare bed with a 9 inch x 1.75-2.25 inch wide dildo when the maid opened the door to clean the room. I'm lying on my back with my feet up in the air (bent at the knees) sliding this huge toy in and out of my ass and she just stood there, open mouthed, staring at me for a good few moments. I think she told the other housekeepers because when I went out later that afternoon I passed by a few of them on a smoke break outside. They stopped talking when I walked by and as I went to open my car door I could hear muffled voices and laughter.

we have a huge collection of toys, see our pics. we have every thing from butt plugs to huge suction cup 10" dildos. nothing embrassing has happend yet but I did find our room mates stash of toys when I was in her room. She went over seases for a year, moved out most of her things but left a tide up bag in the closet. My wife said it was her toys so one day I could not help but to have a look n she what she had in it. she had a glass, suction cup dildos a big vibe, duo balls, hand cuffs and a few other things like porno's.

we have four different vibrators i like to use like -ivibe rabbit,deep stroker vibe and 2 others,we also have the insatiable G vibe,2 bullet vibes and 1- 8 inch ur3 vac-u-loc strap on dildo and the jeff stryker realistic 10 inch strap on dildo and those r the ones that we use on me most of the time!!! i use a gel stroker sometimes on hubby or have him wear a 3 inch cock extention or a flavored condom while i suck his cock and use a butt plug up his ass... he says it makes him cum harder and longer when i use it!!!!!!

No one ever found our stash! But in it are leather wrist and ankle cuffs, ropes, toe cuffs, a ball gag, a strap-on dildo and a bottle of lube

I have several types of dildos/vibes-glass, realistic looking one, rabbit, butterfly, some vibes that are smooth some are textured, silver bullet, a few clit vibes, nipple clamps, condoms, velcro wrist/ankle straps, blindfold, butt plug and several types of lubes, warming, flavored, and regular. WOW seems I have accumulated quite a few things the last few yrs.
My faves though have got to be the silver bullet and this small g-vibe I just got shaped like a dentist's mirror. They both make me do the

my wife has about 4 vibs, of diffent sizes, from 6 inch vibrators to 9 inch vibs


we have around a dozen or so toys,all up, from small butt plugs to a 12 inch 2.75 inchs across dildo, all of which fit right in my wifes strapon which she uses on me, and a new 14 inch double ended dildo for us, our son has found them once but not all of them,

We have a huge collection of "HUGE" toys, dildos, vibrators etc. I will place an updated toy collection pic on here soon. Over all the years we haven't had any embarrassing moments until last week. The new "Monster" dildo purchase was in the wifes bottom bedside drawer after an attempt the previous night to get the xxxxx in. It was still covered in lube and was in the bottom drawer that the wife uses for her underwear. The mother in-law was over during the day and was putting the washing away whilst we were at work. Anyway she must have discovered the toy in the drawer as it has obviously been moved. I shudder to think what the mother in-law must now think of her daughter, my wife after seeing the size of the toys that she enjoys!

we also have grown our collection of toys. We first started with the basic small hand held clit tickler. But since then have 4 vibes and one big thick long rubber dildo. We use the rabbit the most, it vibes inside my pussy and also has the clit vibe. This gets me off several times pretty quick.. The other fav of mine is the big dildo. I usually like this after my rabbit or in the shower when I need my pussy to be banged hard & long.

we also have grown our collection of toys. We first started with the basic small hand held clit tickler. But since then have 4 vibes and one big thick long rubber dildo. We use the rabbit the most, it vibes inside my pussy and also has the clit vibe. This gets me off several times pretty quick.. The other fav of mine is the big dildo. I usually like this after my rabbit or in the shower when I need my pussy to be banged hard & long.

Some un-opened items,,,,sexy gage gifts.

Two different types of lub.
A blue Rabbit.
A Fleshlite,,,,(sp?),,, ya know, for the peter to go in.
small Ben-Waa balls,,,,do I have a spelling problim? LOL

and a pink feather duster...

WOW! So my MONDO stash of toys isn't so taboo after all!? YAY!

Keep the posts coming. This is like TaxiCab Confessions. hahaha

It's not such a secret, but I got fun stuff like rope, dildos, and butt plugs, a paddle, a mini baseball bat, clothespins, clamps, lube, masks, tape, and wooden spoons.

It's a rather small collection at the moment, hoping to get a few more things in there, if only for a freak out experience. I saw a "missile butt toy" at the local porn shop, I want it for the reactions that would bring. It's over a foot tall and pretty damn thick.

More rope is on the list, but then I'll need a bigger bag. And then more toys, and an even bigger bag...

Look at my pics, I'm wearing my "toys"

Green Eyed Girl - You opened this thread promising: I have a *few* of those EMBARASSING stories to share after I hear a few of yours.

I think I can speak for the thread and paraphrase Dr. Frasier Crane: We're Listening (or reading anyway!)

Happy Holidays and New Year

Regards,
1Ex

I have a vibrating vagina for solo moments. Lady has
me to play with lol

Wow.....if someone found our stash it would be immediately apparent that someone has a severe anal fetish. Not obvious that it's the male half that loves it in the ass! But I think if someone were to consider the many buttplugs that it may be the male that loves it up the ass. I'm sure there are a few women that like buttplugs, but I bet most are for men. Either way, the quantity and sizes would definitely raise some eyebrows. I keep meaning to take a pic someday....

GREAT Stories! Even got a few via PM that made me blush FOR them. WOW! So, ok. My turn.

We were moving into an apartment and my prudish sister was helping. Systematically, we hauled boxes into rooms, opened them and emptied the contents. Hadn't thought about our toy box (a big shoe box back then). I walked back the hallway to spy my sister sitting the toy box on the bed, opening it and quickly closing the lid again! OMG!!! It happened in an INSTANT so I darted into the next room like that's where I was headed the whole time. It's been 13 YEARS and she's NEVER mentioned the incident or what she found ... at least not to me anyway. YIKES!


And here's what they got a peak at (MY stash, as promised)...

BIG, LONG, THICK green rubber cock (FUN but VERY embarassing)
Orange BIG-HEADED G-spot vibrator
We-Vibe Couples vibrator (LOVE IT!!!)
Purple vibrating cock
Purple rabbit vibrator
Large vibrating silver bullet (FAVE!!)
Stretchy vibrating cock ring for Hubby
Small butt plug for me
Vibrating hair brush
Liberator Wedge pillow
Book of Liberator sex positions
Little illustrated book of sex positions
Menthol clitoris cream
Warming lubricant
Gel lubricants
Flavored lubricants
Massage oil
Velcro Restaints with velcro cuffs
Several nude and semi-nude polaroids

And we've retired or worn out about four other toys over the years.

And now for the less SEXUAL, but more EMBARASSING story!!! Not long ago, my mother stayed over to watch the kids for us. ALWAYS a great helper, she decided to do some laundry for us. A very conservative woman, she was a little shocked at ALL my slinky thong panties. Worse yet, she decided to put them AWAY for me and stumbled into our adult DVDs, my silver bullet vibrator and VERY LARGE green rubber cock (they didn't make it back into the box one night).


I only *KNOW* because she mentioned it as she gave me a Home Douching Kit from the 1970s (red water bottle, hoses and all). She wanted to make sure I "was CLEAN down there" because sex toys and small panties carry germs inside your body. She's right ... and very sweet ... but EWW!

We've got the standard chest of goodies under the bed (rabbit, butterfly, plug, vibrating cockring, a few ticklers, etc.) that gets quite a bit of use. Don't know if it has been "found" yet, but it is really not hidden well. I mean really, any nosy teenager would snoop under the bed for stuff. I often leave a note in the box when we have house-sitters over, especially if its one of my 20-something nieces, written something like,"Ha! you found it! now you need to try one out!" I don't think they will ever tell us if they've stumbled upon our note. I'd like to think that most people would understand that it is normal to have some kind of toy for fun (although my mother in law, like Green-Eyed's mom, would probably drop the douche hint).
But I think the ropes that we have left tied to the legs of the bed but "hidden" under it might cross the line for some. I really need to do something about them before the kids find'em.

I have nothing right now, but thinking of one of those fleshlight for myself

Don't have a big stash: a couple vibrators, silk rope, handcuffs, blindfold, stuff like that.

Main "toy" is my husband's best friend, and we house him separately.

--fantasm

Just a rubber cock with a suction cup

Do guys toy collections count?

You mean things like my SKS, Glock, .300 Win Mag, etc, etc.?

.....um, yeah. That's what I meant.

Got my girl her 1st dildo/vibrator and seems to be a hit. Such a turn on hearing that buzzzzzzzz and major help when i'm tired. Will prolly grow the collection as we get older/adventorous etc.
Any suggestions of our 2nd toy????

anal hook, 2 1/2" x 10" realistic dong, inflatable buttplug, clothespins, cum plate, large bowl, 24" bamboo paddle w/holes (watchout!), funnel, lots of canes, and a Delrin rod that is 100% no pleasure.

I don't wanna do life in prison.............