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totalretard

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They insist, huh? Well, I'm neither a smoker nor a toker nor a midnight joker. That's more a non-description, but it'll do for now.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 19.3 years ago)
  • 66 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 19 years ago
  • 562 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Stalkersville, Indiana, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

Interests

Billiards / Pool / Darts
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cycling
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Politics
Volleyball / Basketball
Dogs
stargazing
laughing

Zodiac

Gemini

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
DEGerman
?Other

Up for...

Anything!

My Favourites

MoviePulp Fiction
Actor / ActressBruce Willis
SongDon't Call Us, We'll Call You (1974)
SportFrisbee
FoodWatermelon, TriscuitsĀ®
TV Show20/20 (yes, I'm that boring)
Sex positionReverse cowgirl

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Unemployed
Industry:
Construction / Craftsman
Job Role:
Technical

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Slim
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
999lbs (71st 5lbs) (453.1kg)
Height:
6' 3" (190cm)
Eye Colour:
Grey
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Fingers
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
0.2" (0.5cm)
Penis Girth:
0.2" (0.6cm)
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Alcoholic
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On a trampoline (in her back yard, but at night), and let me tell ya . . .

Self Description

What makes me happy Tufted nethers
What makes me sad N/A
What makes me mad ppl who rite lk this. Or worse yet, l1K3 Th15
My bad habits Fibbing about my smoking and drinking habits. And about my various physical dimensions, too.

My Final Thought

If I ran NN...

I'd try to mend fences with some of my lapsed members. totalretard

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