Viewing Member - Nakh

First thing you should know is that I really, really, really suck at writing this sort of stuff. So.. advertising my shmexy ass on this "about me" thingy (If you want to discover if I lied about the shmexiness of my ass, you'll have to find out in person, no more details will be divulged here ;3). I am tall, handsome, athletic, muscled, hugely endowed and great in bed. Oh, did I mention rich, cool, generous and great to be around? ;D Wait, are you saying I'm supposed to be honest with this? Damn, here goes all my strategy. Well, the I guess I can confirm that I'm tall, and.. uhm.. *awkward silence* Hey, where are you all running away? Waitwaitwait, I'm sure I can find some other good side to me. Probably. I'm fun? Or at least I hope I am. I also am, on a completely unrelated note, wasting almost all of the available words on this thing, so I guess I'll shorten things now. As I already said, I like to think I have a good sense of humor.. a bit on the ironic side, occasionally sarcastic and usually on the scratching side, but people do laugh. Occasionally. I love my books, too many to even think of listing here, and am, I'll admit it, a nerd. Or a geek. Or probably both. Meh, just contact me. I'm entertaining, I swear.