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Sun, 5-May-24 12:02 PM (14 minutes ago)
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More rain oh well good excuse to fuck and suck in the cam room later not that we really need an excuse.
Sun, 5-May-24 10:47 AM (1 hour ago)
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So you wait for a while before buying the new camera, nice deal comes along, you go too pay and then find out credit card is frozen lol,, you just got too smile.
tugking70 likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (13 hours ago)
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Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
Laphroaigh and Fbvines like this
The sun means it's not raining. But it really needs to rain. Like, a lot of rain.
(4 hours ago)
I’ll ship some of ours over TRC
(3 hours ago)
Agent_K and theroyalcouple like this
Been raining here for just over 24hrs, that lovely fine rain, but the woods and fields are so green.
(2 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
Send some of that our way, Dig....... Been really dry here.......
(1 hour ago)
If I could, I would.
(1 hour ago)
tugking70 likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 10:17 AM (1 hour ago)
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🧍🏾i mean, atp
Automatic Toilet Paper
(1 hour ago)
Adenosine triphosphate.........
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 8:10 AM (4 hours ago)
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Watching and Wanking
What are you watching?
(3 hours ago)
Hopefully not a Jeffrey Dahmer documentary
(1 hour ago)
tugking70 likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 12:50 AM (11 hours ago)
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Fresh chocolate chip banana bread,who wants some? smilewink
I'll trade hugs! 😛
(11 hours ago)
I only have one loaf tug but you can have a big piece.smile always take hugs from you sexy smittens xoxo
(10 hours ago)
smitten4u and tugking70 like this
Gets in line and waits patiently 😊
(5 hours ago)
Pushes in front of everyone because patience isn't a string point 😜
(4 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
I will take a crumb
(4 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 7:45 AM (4 hours ago)
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Been gone a while. I'm back and pretty trashed. How is everyone?
Sun, 5-May-24 6:07 AM (6 hours ago)
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my cock is down my wifes throat
And your first thought at this momentous occasion was “ I’m gonna update my NN status “
(6 hours ago)
Well, it isn't because my cock is down there.
(5 hours ago)
Clear the airway obstruction and if she doesn’t start breathing you should call 911.
(4 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 1:49 PM (22 hours ago)
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May the fourth be with you
Yup, It's The 4th of May The Force is with Me Ash..thumbup1.. Hows The Day going for you ? grin
(18 hours ago)
May the 4th Be With You and Kentucky Derby all on the same day! What will they think of next???
(16 hours ago)
till Death Star do us part laugh
(15 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 and WendySilvia like this
Was MAY DAY on The 1st confused
(6 hours ago)
Always.
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:36 AM (1 day ago)
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Anonymouspisces has a new butt picture up, it’s scrumptious 😋 😍
<blushes>
(22 hours ago)
Ooohh I should,well what are you waiting for,post it so I can seesmilegrin
(18 hours ago)
It is a lovely bum...*smacks
(18 hours ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
B.U.M.P 💋
(12 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
AGR - Tonight. Er.... let's say, six hours from now. We'll include a jeans pic too!
(5 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 12:59 PM (23 hours ago)
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How was the sacked altar boy meant to know what the bishop meant when he said he could kiss his ring.
Mentor___01 likes this
A cock ring?
(22 hours ago)
I was the only one NOT an altar boy in my class. No rings were kissed.
(19 hours ago)
😂😂😂
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 1:55 PM (22 hours ago)
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Is anyone else having trouble with PMs? It won't work when I try to PM totavery and Kris2000. It just loads forever.
I am! Took me all day yesterday and it is happening again today. I try to reply and the message disappears
(20 hours ago)
Mrs RC used to have trouble with pms but she's ok now
(7 hours ago)
MellieK likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 3:50 PM (20 hours ago)
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Hard cock waiting to be played with wink any takers wink
I remember how I used to joyfully play with my cock in private, no one ever saw me cum, and I carefully threw away the cum soaked tissues so they wouldn't be found.
(18 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
@Jacknjenny, don't think I ever did the tissue thing. Was either the bedsheets or Ts from laundry pile.
(7 hours ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM (1 day ago)
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got a brand new haircut smile
stays with the ever popular and stylish Moose Mullet
(12 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
happy new haircut
(10 hours ago)
mwah Laph
(10 hours ago)
I need a haircut
(10 hours ago)
I just need hair
(7 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (7 hours ago)
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Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Sun, 5-May-24 1:00 AM (11 hours ago)
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Frank Zappa and the Mothers Were at the best place around But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
smitten4u, Alan4uLadies and stcks like this
💨 💧
(11 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
They burned down the gambling house....It died with an awful sound....Funky Claude was running in and out.....He was pulling kids out the ground now...............
(11 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
And fire in the sky...
(9 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 7:18 PM (16 hours ago)
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Ladies... abandon all your worries, Fbvines has logged in.. *puts on aviators*
A la Dark Brandon?
(14 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
Hi. .sorry I missed you Fb ;(
(13 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
Lol No, no Dark Brandon here yikes.
(9 hours ago)
Unless a woman has a Dark Brandon kink... sometimes you just gotta make sacrifices.
(9 hours ago)
Hi Adele! I hope your weekend is being kind to you.
(9 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 6:01 PM (18 hours ago)
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Why Should I Have The Need to Wear Underpants confused
Oh Raven,status just wouldn't be status without your all your squares.smile LOL
(18 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Hi. Well I don't whenever possible...smile
(18 hours ago)
You just leave it flopping around huh 😆
(18 hours ago)
Raven2005 likes this
flopping around either Floppy or Firm is a must for Penis & Balls freedom...jerk
(10 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 6:12 AM (1 day ago)
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If you could turn back time??\
McPhallus and SpiritWolf68 like this
I’d do it all over again, warts and all.
(14 hours ago)
Agent_K, Laphroaigh and MellieK like this
convince 45s mother to swallow on his conception night
(12 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tell Cher
(12 hours ago)
I have no desire to turn back time. I would however love to be able to come back every hundred years or so just to see how things are going
(11 hours ago)
gpflem likes this
If I could turn back time....If I could find a way.....I'd take back those words that have hurt you....And you'd stay..................
(11 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 6:46 PM (17 hours ago)
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867 5309.... good luck getting that outta your heads lol
*my head Is saying fool forget him I mean
(12 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends
(12 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Nope,not going to work..."Skinnamirinky dinky dink,skinnamirinki do
(12 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop
(12 hours ago)
WendySilvia and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Sweeeet Caroline, Barp Barp Barp…..
(12 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:55 PM (12 hours ago)
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Postage Stamps are going up in price in July in the US. I ordered 200 from Costco. Arrived today, free shipping, via FedEx in a huge box. Funniest thing ever
AdeleGingerRaine and tugking70 like this
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (14 hours ago)
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Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
well.. we can keep this status alive so people thinking women have anything less than men can learn they have a serious sexism issue and ask questions grin
(14 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I should probably sit on my hands then, wouldn’t want to offend the twatwaffles!
(13 hours ago)
Agent_K and Laphroaigh like this
I wasn’t that eloquent, MrsT - I said “inability to be able”, which makes absolutely no sense!
(13 hours ago)
“Fuckwits” is much clearer and to the point. 😉
(13 hours ago)
Agent_K and Laphroaigh like this
Mrs Trello hits the nail on the head once again grin
(12 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 10:37 PM (13 hours ago)
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I'm nothing fancy, I'm nothing special, that's true...but I know what your thinkin' cuz I'm thinkin' that same thing too...
Sat, 4-May-24 3:39 PM (20 hours ago)
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Getting naked in the lounge later
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Let me know when you are in there hun, I will join you! x
(20 hours ago)
I am naked in my lounge now ☺️
(18 hours ago)
We're lounging naked in our now....
(18 hours ago)
Ah shit. I’m fully clothed in the kitchen. I didn’t get the memo.
(15 hours ago)
We're babysitting so no naked time until later for me haha
(14 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 9:23 PM (14 hours ago)
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Too pissed to post..have a lovely day/evening ..lots of love 😜
getmeagin likes this