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Sat, 18-May-19 3:17 PM (4 years ago)
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Fuck me hornet queen's are big...it's like having an Apache helicopter lining you up!
Not best case scenario.
(4 years ago)
I hate the feckers, one flew in a window once, sounded like a Huey, I exited stage left at some pace...
(4 years ago)
I opened the window and ushered it out.. feeling brave raspberry
(4 years ago)
With what? and at what distance? : P
(4 years ago)
Brage pole and 15'? : P
(4 years ago)
barge* Fecvk
(4 years ago)
feck* Feck
(4 years ago)
Fucking hell TC LOL Those back spasms affecting your fingers to wink
(4 years ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
No/Yes
(4 years ago)
It was do.cile, think coz it's chilly it wasn't working at full revs
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
My one was fully awake, in full attack mode, buzzed like a buzzy thing wanting to sting me to death, feck dat shit, not much I am scared of, but a stingy bastid bent on murder...
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Bored and hornet
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
I went to take a pear off a tree here a few years ago...didn't know there was two hornets eating the other side of it...being eyeballed by two of em while halfway up a tree was a moment I won't forget
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
^ we talking puppies again?
(4 years ago)
a pair....
(4 years ago)
One track mind...ya filthy man
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Hey again Yumgulp
(4 years ago)
Hi again to you snuggle bunny
(4 years ago)
snuggle bunny...hmmmm
(4 years ago)
Do you prefer sausage?..love bug just isn't cutting it for me!
(4 years ago)
Why not/
(4 years ago)
?
(4 years ago)
Don't know...just not sure it's right for you wink
(4 years ago)
But sausage is?...thanks lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Yeah exactly LOL Proper laughing here LOL
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Lol leave me alone...not fair...sausage will always stick lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
You love it really wink
(4 years ago)
It makes me feel wanted and appreciated,part of the gang/family lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Exactly smile Is it only me that calls you sausage?
(4 years ago)
Plum, fuck you, not in my wildest fucking dreams, ever
(4 years ago)
Eh up Georgie
(4 years ago)
Hey Lip
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
That's some entrance lip LOL
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Plump....Lip calls me sausage now and again,as does Emu...you always do and cmp calls me pork or porky lol....i'm loved lol
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Well I’m shy wink
(4 years ago)
How’s my little Cumberland doing wink
(4 years ago)
You can see his entrance?
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
A woman of many names... I like giving people my own little names on here
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Lol see ^^...i'm ok thanks and you?
(4 years ago)
plumguy and lip2lip like this
<<<<Checks below....... cmon Watford
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You can play a tune on his entrance...like blowing over a bottle top wink
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Okay Hun, watching fa cup. Fancy Watford to win myself, just coz they’ve done well
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Oi oi
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Fingers crossed Lip
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Lol Plump...nice
(4 years ago)
Nearly ffs brilliant
(4 years ago)
Oggy ogggy ogggy bunz
(4 years ago)
Eyup lip x
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Bunzy!!!!!! How the hell are ya?
(4 years ago)
Heyyyyy.... I'm good hon, yourself?
(4 years ago)
Sweaty and need a shower LOL But other than that pretty good smile
(4 years ago)
Sweaty is sexy!
(4 years ago)
Fresh sweat but he’s been like this for days B
(4 years ago)
Really?? *Sniffs pits* I'll have to trust you on that one wink
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Haven't you missed this nonsense bunzy?? LOL
(4 years ago)
He is a sweat, there I said it
(4 years ago)
Oh yes. To both lol
(4 years ago)
   
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