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plumguy
Wed, 8-May-19 7:34 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Boys have a penis...girls have a vagina...so endeth tonight's anatomy session
Artistic
Hes very cute saying it tho grin
(4 years ago)
plumguy and hotbooty69 like this
 		flitterbee
so I have a vagina.... you have a penis... do they go together ?
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
 		plumguy
We'll just have to see misssexysoapyboobs wink How's Spain?
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
 		flitterbee
spain is good smile ...wink
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
 		Wodja
prolly fulla span yards, bloody foriners grin
(4 years ago)
plumguy
Depends where she is...loads or engerlishes too
(4 years ago)
Wodja
ingalishes still bloody foriners sneaky [i hate goin on holiday to other cunttrees, so many bloody foriners] grin
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
spent last night drinking with some Scots lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
 		Wodja
och aye me wee bonny lassie, but ye canny unnastan them
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
 		plumguy
I bet you matched them drink for drink flitter wink
(4 years ago)
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 		flitterbee
its getting easier lol
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
beni was a hootwink
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
two 4 one fuck we don't get them in aussie lol
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Lots of English there in s few weeks flit
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
enough there now lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy
You've been to benidorm then flitter?
(4 years ago)
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 		flitterbee
yup lol
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Try Madrid on the 1st June flitt should be lively
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		plumguy
P!ease tell me sticky Vicky isn't still doing her stuff there!
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
lol I remember seeing that name somewhere lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy
FFS! She must be about 70!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
That’s the d...aughter plum lol
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
didn't see to tell ya lol but did see a drag queen in a quiet bar wink
(4 years ago)
plumguy
Jeez she got her d..aughter in on the act???? FFS vomit
(4 years ago)
flitterbee
lol .... it was funny as fuck
(4 years ago)
plumguy
Nothing wrong with a bit of drag action...I knew an old drag queen here in France
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and lip2lip like this
 		flitterbee
not at all, they do a great show
(4 years ago)
plumguy and lip2lip like this
 		Wodja
nuffink rong wiv drivin fast cars in wimins close eek
(4 years ago)
cartoongirl
not these days........
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
You do get around plum to these haunts don’t ya. Lol
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
 		plumguy
Have penis will travel...I used to be a complete slut now I'm just a bit of a floozy
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and lip2lip like this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
We are over!!
(4 years ago)
plumguy
FFS!!! Already?? That's a record even for me! Didn't even get chance to get on ya never mind over ya wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		EmuLater
Awww, he'll be overplum with emotion! tongue
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and plumguy like this
 		lennynatural
You forgot balls and tits.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and lip2lip like this
 		plumguy
Some blokes I know have fantastic Knockers!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 lip2lip
nice^^^^
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
 		plumguy
And I've known women with bigger balls than me too sneaky
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
 		EmuLater
SEB has very big stress balls!
(4 years ago)
plumguy and SexyEnglishBabe like this
 lip2lip
More like fecking Medicine balls
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
Can we not talk about my balls lol
(4 years ago)
lennynatural and EmuLater like this
 		plumguy
Are we okay to talk about your perky knockers?? wink
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and EmuLater like this
 		EmuLater
What are medicine balls filled with?
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
...and don't say medicine!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Yeah sure knocker yourself out
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 lip2lip
Can’t help but enjoy a good knocker
(4 years ago)
plumguy
I prefer a pair of knockers
(4 years ago)
plumguy
I was gonna say lead Emu from my experience...then I just read that lead shot has been used in the past grin
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
I just remember them being damn heavy.
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
A bit like these!
grin
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Oh my ^^^^
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
They are bouncing perfectly to the beat of the music I'm playing.
(4 years ago)
WoodOx
Everything you need to know about erogenous zones, right here
(4 years ago)
   
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