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Thu, 2-May-19 9:07 PM (4 years ago)
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Fuck me it's been mental in here tonight!!!
Almost like the good old days.
(4 years ago)
My influence or effluence.
(4 years ago)
Itwas almost as moving too fast for me! Maybe my flatulence Essex! Certainly gets work colleagues moving anyway!
(4 years ago)
Gessexold likes this
Being mental I take offence at this status tongue
(4 years ago)
plumguy and captain_82 like this
Maybe you're getting old and you can't keep up
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
What's the pc term for mental these days?? Mad AF?? Deranged...Bat shit crazy??
(4 years ago)
Off their trolley, that is the PC term I believe tongue
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Come here and I'll show you how I can keep up sneaky
(4 years ago)
It took you 5 minutes to reply so I'm safe lol
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
With 2 lolly sticks, or so I've heard LOL
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
I was just getting myself ready SEB...takes a bit of work to get it up these days!
(4 years ago)
Like I said Plum, lolly sticks tongue
(4 years ago)
captain_82 and plumguy like this
LOL MRS
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Evening captain smile
(4 years ago)
Lolly sticks and sellotape?
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
String, sellotape will hurt when you rip it off
(4 years ago)
But wouldn't the string dig in?
(4 years ago)
In that case Mrs M I'll use duct tape wink
(4 years ago)
Use Gorilla tape and don't shave your back...
(4 years ago)
:eek;
(4 years ago)
eek even
(4 years ago)
No 'cause it'll be against the lolly sticks.
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Hmmm i need picture proof,come on plump
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Mrs M has experience I think wink
(4 years ago)
Really struggling to keep my eyes open...night all, have fun xxxxx
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Night plum
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Sleep well plum xxx
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Sweet dreams
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Night Feckertongue
(4 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Should use the lolly sticks
(4 years ago)
Menthol?? Mmmmm
(4 years ago)
has it
(4 years ago)
hey sexy pantless wink xxx
(4 years ago)
and good night spunky trunks wink xxx
(4 years ago)
   
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