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Wed, 17-Apr-19 7:15 PM (5 years ago)
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Top tip 16 Save money on expensive oysters by drinking sea water from an ashtray
vomitvomitvomit
(5 years ago)
The first person to eat an oyster was either starving or, and I find this more likely, on a bet
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
My reaction to seeing people eating oysters middy!! I think you are right steel! Salty snot in a shell!
(5 years ago)
I happen to love oysters and clams and mussels
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I like bearded clams wink
(5 years ago)
Never tried oysters, gulped seawater though
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
(These days i just see mr Bean, when oysters are served )
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Aphrodisiac my arse grin
(5 years ago)
Your arse is an aphrodisiac?
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
To some...yes it is...one squeeze is all it takes
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
So if someone squeezes you arse you get horny?
(5 years ago)
Yep...it's a gift
(5 years ago)
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:Lol:
(5 years ago)
Fuck!
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
LOL
(5 years ago)
LOL
(5 years ago)
* squeezes plum's butt*
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
See it works...now I'm horny...how are you feeling after the squeeze missflittyboobs?? wink
(5 years ago)
feeling mighty fine ya butt is... oh you asked how was i feeling? well..... one hand on each cheek and it felt good to me wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
oh now i see, you meant how i felt after i felt ya butt... well... yeah...horny to now, and wondering what else I can feel wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
You got there flitter...and you know you are Access all areas wink
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
i was all flustered at the thought plum smile and wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
And there was me thinking you were unflusterable
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
oh im flusterable alrightwink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
I'm going for a shower...how do you fancy getting wet and flustered?? wink
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
sure, that would be well fancied wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Snot funny
(5 years ago)
plumguy and steelrat60 like this
I don't have access to seawater. What can I do?
(5 years ago)
Rollin' rollin rollin, keep this status rollin..............
(5 years ago)
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Give sea food a wide berth either way
(5 years ago)
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