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Tue, 16-Apr-19 4:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Grammar: the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
nosanity and MilesLong66 like this
Do you have wind, Plum, seen this before today, you are repeating on yourself; P
(5 years ago)
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say that again
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That's fecking twice today that's happened! *Breaks wind*
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*Breaks out the gas mask*
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plumguy likes this
fart tag
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
I'm getting in the bath in a minute so I'll be having a DIY jacuzzi!
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and TexAngel like this
Aroma....therapy?
(5 years ago)
Surely that's, helping your uncle Jack, off a horse or helping your uncle, Jack off a horse tongue
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
It'll be aroma something! Therapy probably not the right word wink
(5 years ago)
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Common sense: Letting the horse jack himself off.
(5 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Hey I just cut and paste this shit...don't understand it raspberry
(5 years ago)
TopCat57, metalwork and nosanity like this
Lenny, as a horse owner, they are not able to....: P
(5 years ago)
metalwork likes this
But no capitalisation on the second jack wink
(5 years ago)
I don't have an Uncle Jack, so I am not able to comment, uncle Horse Wanker on the other hand is a different matter....: P
(5 years ago)
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