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Tue, 16-Apr-19 11:34 AM (5 years ago)
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Top tip 21, If you are thinking of getting your anus bleached, might I recommend you seek out a professional rather than doing it yourself with a bottle of toilet Duck!
Splendid analogy wink
(5 years ago)
There are some rules I live by...and this is one of them
(5 years ago)
impressed the hell out of me,anyways
(5 years ago)
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That's rule 21? That's high up on the list.
(5 years ago)
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It's more of a random numbering system...as things pop in my head
(5 years ago)
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I was here thinking that anal bleaching was pretty damn important to you. Lol wink
(5 years ago)
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LOL
(5 years ago)
".as things pop in my head"....Seek medical help! Yo Plum: )
(5 years ago)
It's when my brain goes pop that I worry! Yo TC fella
(5 years ago)
I thought it was the weasel that went pop.
(5 years ago)
<<<<Is wondering what type of person I come across as on here??? Especially when people think anal bleaching is high on my list! LOL
(5 years ago)
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Who knew that the nursery rhyme was about my brain??wink
(5 years ago)
Anal retentive...
(5 years ago)
Sounds like you have the next big idea. Plumguy’s DIY
(5 years ago)
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Dye it yourself?
(5 years ago)
plumguy and captain_82 like this
I like your thinking shadow! There's money to be made!
(5 years ago)
shadowvoice likes this
Domestos has been renamed to DomAsstos! grin
(5 years ago)
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Harpic to HarDick!
(5 years ago)
There ya go Emu grin ... you're having fun with this aren't you LOL
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
In France we have a Mr Clean character...he has a big shiny head!
(5 years ago)
shaqila likes this
I still laugh at french lemonade - Pschitt!
(5 years ago)
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scared
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Yep, that's the face you get Arti if you do it yerself!
(5 years ago)
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