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Thu, 20-Dec-18 2:49 AM (5 years ago)
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If my relationship were a drink, it would be on the rocks, with a twist, & a dash of bitters. Cheers!
Sorry to hear that.
(5 years ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
sad
(5 years ago)
Thanks. It was meant to be more clever than sad!
(5 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Ah... wasn't sure, and decided to go with the safer bet. Easier to say - oh, that's good... than a jokey - My bad
(5 years ago)
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Just as it cums smile
(5 years ago)
Bottoms up ewbie! smile Drink to celebrate your successes. And to drown your disappointments. Works both ways wink
(5 years ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Maybe you should try a different drink, maybe a Screaming Orgasm is more your taste.
(5 years ago)
ears1980 and eagerwetbeaver2 like this
Or Sex on the Beach -
(5 years ago)
Mine would be a half dozen empty beer cans lying crumpled on the floor.
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein and eagerwetbeaver2 like this
^^ Same.
(5 years ago)
Yikes!
(5 years ago)
Either that or a broken glass...
(5 years ago)
commiserate... rhymes with masturbate...
(5 years ago)
and with copulate... no-one wants to drink alone...
(5 years ago)
bmo69 likes this
That's for later jerk tongue
(5 years ago)
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