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Thu, 20-Sep-18 10:57 AM (5 years ago)
I have just been hired by NN as the status cleaning lady...would you all kindly drop your jokes in here and i will throw them out later...Thankyou.
did i get sacked from doing the clean out? damn, I must try harder
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SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they never expect it back
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I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every single day.
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Why do Women shut there Eyes during Sex: Cause they can't stand seeing a Man enjoying himself.
(5 years ago)
Their consistency allows two taps on the cup to remove residue as per dunking etiquette demands.
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oh dooo keep up, SEB, it was 20 mins ago, forget it now
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
i found this joke lying on my desk... and just couldnt bring myself to throw it out.... but you can if you want"if sex is a pain in the ass... youre doing it wrong"
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
A man decides to give up sex for Lent, he meets a blonde and she wants to have sex, "I'm sorry" he says "but I can't because it's Lent." "Oh" she says "to who and for how long?"
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A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!" 
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