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Thu, 23-Aug-18 5:19 AM (5 years ago)
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Fantasizing at a bar with a guy; I'm in a lowcut top, no bra. He's allowed to feel my tits anytime & even pull my top down! Holds my hands behind my back so I can't cover up as strangers ogle my big t
and some start to grope me...
(5 years ago)
*asks permission to put head into cleavage and blow raspberries into there*
(5 years ago)
Get with the lingo ya old bugger, it’s called speedboating. And I’m first!
(5 years ago)
oh befuckinghave,I was blowing raspberries when you were still shitting in your nappies, But I suppose you have a MDB name for nappies too?
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
motorboating i was told B tongue
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Well, if it makes you feel better, I’ll still be giving speedboats when life goes full cycle and you’re shouting in yours again smile smile smile
(5 years ago)
*shitting
(5 years ago)
Damn autocorrect always fooking up my punchline!
(5 years ago)
barman!!!! why are you still serving him?
(5 years ago)
bman5946 and flitterbee like this
Care to allow me to demonstrate the subtle difference, Flit? wink
(5 years ago)
^still my here,oh
(5 years ago)
sure, if ya can tongue
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
*waits to be enlightened by 'im on 'er*
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
So speedboating and motorboating are not the same thing?
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bury your face in flits cleavage. *hold my beer, I got this
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Well they are, but shhhhhh secret squirrel.
(5 years ago)
cutiechoo and flitterbee like this
*promises not to minesweep bman's ale*
(5 years ago)
bman5946, flitterbee and cutiechoo like this
*crazy mixed up kid*
(5 years ago)
bman5946, flitterbee and cutiechoo like this
I prefer lager. So knock yourself out on that ale my friend
(5 years ago)
Lager? Naaaa, never touch the stuff,meself.
(5 years ago)
i used to only drink the one out of a tap worth drinking, draught but now I only drink one out of a stubby
(5 years ago)
Vb?
(5 years ago)
vomit
(5 years ago)
draught vb is a bitter lol...carlton draught ya nong lol
(5 years ago)
Keep it clean now flitterbee wink
(5 years ago)
cutiechoo and flitterbee like this
nothing cleaner...well there is but as for beer ....
(5 years ago)
My favourte bitter was called "Whitbread Tankard" which was obviously re-christened in times of drunken banter.
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
oops hope luscious doesnt mind being hijacked.... sorry ...Hello too luscious smile
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Oh that’s good then. I used to drink tooheys extra dry, crownies or James Boags back in the day
(5 years ago)
Well, technically we are talking about tits and beer, and so was she she, so....
(5 years ago)
Where they all lager types bman?
(5 years ago)
ted's B , crownies are shite tbh in my opinion, been to Boags, they had a cpk good ones
(5 years ago)
cpl
(5 years ago)
*takes notes of beers to try*
(5 years ago)
flitterbee and bman5946 like this
When I was a youngun we were much more coof & culcherd than you lot - we played windscreen wipers. wink
(5 years ago)
clitty knows the score
(5 years ago)
looks like we scared B away wink
(5 years ago)
thought raff sent him home?
(5 years ago)
oh possibly
(5 years ago)
He was honkin' in the toilet so I got a taxi to take him home.
(5 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Nah, real life came calling. I sent it on it’s way. Now back to the fuckery
(5 years ago)
flitterbee and cutiechoo like this
wipe the front of your shirt
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
To be fair, I lived in oz between the ages of 18 and 23 so my tastes weren’t particularly refined. My mates drank emu bitter vomit
(5 years ago)
oh yuk!! that stuff is gross !! the red one tasted better than the bitter
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
and the only link with the orginal status is "at a bar" lol
(5 years ago)
flitterbee and cutiechoo like this
Ok. Circling back around. Being young and in Australia, we drank that horse piss at the bar and spent the night chasing titties. Better?
(5 years ago)
cutiechoo and maraff like this
in WA too , only place that sells the shite lol
(5 years ago)
Yep. Guilty as charged. The skimpy bars didn’t often have a lot of variety. Though that’s not why we went haha
(5 years ago)
lol bs, skimpy bars are back up north too
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Ah bless the skimpies. What a great Aussie invention
(5 years ago)
   
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