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Mon, 23-Jul-18 3:37 PM (5 years ago)
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i just once wanna wake up as the middle spoon
No shortage of volunteers here, I'm sure! wink
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Fork me...
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Knife, fork and spoon, silver service? Hi Molly; )xx
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Me too! smile
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
I love organising the cutlery,just sayin'
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
its nearly 2am on a school night kitty il take any cutlery
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and Mr_Vein like this
^ No wonder so many reastaurants go out of buisiness, their cutlery goes awol; P
(5 years ago)
miss_molly and nosanity like this
Pffttt,I've got feelings you know,I'm not made of wood.
(5 years ago)
Restaurants* Buisness* ffs! Slippery keyboard......: D
(5 years ago)
As long as we're dreaming of being objects...I'd like to be your car seat.
(5 years ago)
^ now that's wucking fierd!
(5 years ago)
LikesTwo likes this
I'll take my turn between my wife and another woman, all change!
(5 years ago)
*proffers swear box *
(5 years ago)
Fuck your wanky old swear box: D
(5 years ago)
Mr far2shy likes this
im a wanky old swear box
(5 years ago)
TopCat57, maraff and Mr far2shy like this
nah, it's a new one, gorr it off t'interweb
(5 years ago)
Here , Molly have my 2 cents then... : P
(5 years ago)
gives change 'n everything
(5 years ago)
Did you get it in China, Raffa?
(5 years ago)
ahh,you got one too then?
(5 years ago)
I got two i fill them up quickly....
(5 years ago)
I got the one wth inlaid gold leaf on the lid, a snip at a million yen
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
£6,850 as nip!
(5 years ago)
a snip* ffs
(5 years ago)
+74p
(5 years ago)
Aye, Chairman Mao swore by them
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
best get swearing like a trooper to get your money back...
(5 years ago)
<needs to learn French
(5 years ago)
just as well he was by one then....
(5 years ago)
wee mon sewer
(5 years ago)
Only once, it's slightly different than you'd imagine, but still enjoyable wink
(5 years ago)
* brings his silver polish to this spoon fest.....*
(5 years ago)
Between two wooden spoons?
(5 years ago)
splinters an issue?
(5 years ago)
Well sealed
(5 years ago)
Ron?
(5 years ago)
I'll see if I can get some at Toolstation.
(5 years ago)
Ron, the man who owns RonSeal, his wife varnished...(sorry)
(5 years ago)
Yes, ronseal at Toolstation - I see there's a branch in Borehamwood.
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Just by the fence...
(5 years ago)
There is a branch in Oakhampton as well
(5 years ago)
Back to being in the middle TopC, isn't the pussy always in the middle????....lmao
(5 years ago)
nosanity and TopCat57 like this
Middle c is in the middle
(5 years ago)
I thought top C was at one end.
(5 years ago)
Bottom C lets not go into that...
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Splinters can b sharp.
(5 years ago)
listen here codgers i was busy tiking bout two cocks till you all boringed it up
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl and LikesTwo like this
thats a lie i was thinking bout two cock but no i got chicken and rice so go ahead ...
(5 years ago)
Lol are we on about cutlery herewink
(5 years ago)
Sounds like a right cock and ball story to me!
(5 years ago)
i got a really nice fork lippy
(5 years ago)
i got a nice chopper
(5 years ago)
do you wanna chopper my fork
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
I git a butter knife, how would you like me to spreadyou
(5 years ago)
Better than forking his chopper!
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
See your two cocks, and raise you two excited pussies together
(5 years ago)
Well this maybe table manners or not, clean able throws molls across the table, let’s feast
(5 years ago)
nosanity likes this
Clears*
(5 years ago)
I'll take a leg.
(5 years ago)
i love table sex
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and nosanity like this
I love rustic feeding wink I’m famished lets dine
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
No table manners here, mind if I just dive in?
(5 years ago)
oo oo on me
(5 years ago)
nosanity and lip2lip like this
fuck the cutlery wink
(5 years ago)
Well I’m careful whom I dine upon, we need all the elements to make this a banquet
(5 years ago)
Got to be careful in this heat or it could lead to a miss-fire!
(5 years ago)
Cutlery is she fit as you
(5 years ago)
well i got winter the yanks got summer the english have ???? and someone else has the other
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Yanks got summer my arse, we got the summer, and the spring. Our step, wtf you still doing awake,
(5 years ago)
miss_molly and Mr far2shy like this
The other, or just a bit of the other ?
(5 years ago)
i had a phone date with a he on a night shift rdo now im pumped with sugar
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Yay well chuffed now..........
(5 years ago)
Sugar puffed
(5 years ago)
sugar rush song from wreck it ralph is now a worm my wednesay says fu
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
lets make it happen
(5 years ago)
Greedy gurl wink
(5 years ago)
   
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