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Sun, 15-Jul-18 6:43 PM (5 years ago)
My profile name is self explanatory. How did u decide on yours?
my wife and i are completely devoid of hair so we went with that
(5 years ago)
i just woke up one day, looked at myself naked in the mirror, and i said, jeez, man, my tits are so hairy!
(5 years ago)
honestly, we're both fairly shy and reserved in person & we live in washington
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I'm Kat & Naughty backstage! 
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I love to write, and I love music (especially the Allman Brothers).....So I played off of their song "Midnight Rider"...
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MARital AFFairs was the last site I was on before this 
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Erm... The veins. It was a play on words.
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Metalwork, kinda speaks for itself 
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Mine is self explanatory which makes me sound so vain,but i don't care
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Simply influenced by a simple formula that other couples here had used before us. JackandSally, MarkandLacey, TomandJerry...no wait that last one was elsewhere.
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I happened to be eating plums as I was filling in my profile...that's the fruit btw not sucking on some guys love nuts 
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you found me out....not 
If I told you that I loved you would you suck me plums?
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nope...gotta have a ring first...I'm not that easy 
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Bet you're a total slut in real life
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Test over!!...you don't need to buy him a ring,he's all yours plum
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*flounces off* I'm nobodies second choice
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just happened????
Same as most, self explanatory .. I have a jigsaw tattoo sleeve.
(5 years ago)
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