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Sun, 15-Jul-18 5:43 PM (5 years ago)
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Someone's been perusing my album eekblush
Central 'eating
(5 years ago)
plumguy and MidnightWriter like this
LOL plummy
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
You should see me eat an apple!
(5 years ago)
I bet a pic of your face would still be better than a pic of my ass....I refuse to post ass pics...that would require having one...which I don't huh
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
wrong status?
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
nope...plummy was saying he doesn't post his face cuz its not his best feature...
(5 years ago)
That and I'm really famous sneaky
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and MidnightWriter like this
ohhhh...as you were
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
which is exactly why I have no problem posting face pics...only halfway decent feature I have...
(5 years ago)
why be famous when you can be infamous sneaky
(5 years ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
I'm gonna slap you MW
(5 years ago)
What did I do now??? eek
(5 years ago)
The lack of confidence when it's really unnecessary
(5 years ago)
Coz you need a slap sneaky
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
That too ^^
(5 years ago)
plumguy and MidnightWriter like this
not a lack of confidence...just the truth...I'm completely average at best...
(5 years ago)
Well then we'll agree to disagree
(5 years ago)
I could stand to lose about 20 lbs, tone up my stomach, etc etc.....
(5 years ago)
the six pack I used to have is hiding behind a pony keg...
(5 years ago)
Well it's just my honest opinion smile
(5 years ago)
Yeah couldn't we all but fuck it ya fit as fuck bastard LOL
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I actually do have a butt pic... Might upload it later, around when I might change my profile pic!
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and NaughtyKat like this
One more beer to go Vein wink
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I know smile...and maybe it is a bit of low self confidence...but I just try to be honest with myself...besides, what I lack in good looks I more than make up for with what's on the inside...
(5 years ago)
Plums has posted an arse pic but he's blurred it.....oh wait nope that's his face.
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and plumguy like this
Intestines????
(5 years ago)
Haha! Not had any yet wink it's a school night anyway! Ah, who am I kidding...
(5 years ago)
not intestines you doof...kidneys LOL
(5 years ago)
Yeah yeah sausage....how many times did you look at that pic before you even thought of looking at my face sneaky
(5 years ago)
Well i had to magnify the screen first
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
seriously though...I was talking about things like intelligence, compassion (sometimes), sense of humor, loyalty, honesty...things like that...
(5 years ago)
he said his face, not his....oh never mind sneaky
(5 years ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
Feck me MW...Wanna get married...you're perfect
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and NaughtyKat like this
Just one thing...do you go down at the dropmof a hat?? wink
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
And he’s got Costco card to ffs what a guy
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
sorry I gave up marriage for lent LOL
(5 years ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
actually its a Sam's Club card...not many Costco stores in Iowa grin
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and NaughtyKat like this
And I'm faaaaaaaaar from perfect...huh
(5 years ago)
I just try to be the best me that I can be...
(5 years ago)
Gets his rocking chair out and violin..... keep going MW
(5 years ago)
The best you is good enough for me
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
sh'up lip raspberry
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
It’s like radio two story telling time......Q music...... prey continue
(5 years ago)
plumguy and MidnightWriter like this
Who was it that used to do those stories lip? They were mad as fuck!
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and MidnightWriter like this
glare Fine I'll sh'up raspberry
(5 years ago)
Dunno just the tune hit me just then.... pmsl couldn’t resist it
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Ignore the jealous guys MW,they wouldn't know sensitivity if it hit them in the balls...continue
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Group hug for MW wink *Slips that feral ferret down his pants* sneaky
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
My nipples are very sensitive I'll have you know
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
*tweeks plums nipples*
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and plumguy like this
Got it lol blog will show who and music I hope pmsl
(5 years ago)
Chris Evans had a radio story time, according to the googly
(5 years ago)
Was it that Mike fella...with the black hair?
(5 years ago)
Mike Reid?
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
You call that tweaking SEB...This is tweaking wink
(5 years ago)
Nearly right it’s up lol
(5 years ago)
Or Mike Hunt?
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Is his name Paul gamboccini or something like that
(5 years ago)
glare while watching Plum tweak his own nipples glare
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Paul Yorcockoff?
(5 years ago)
I think SEB had it right LOL
(5 years ago)
Paul Eetharder?
(5 years ago)
Well there is s first time for everything, George maybe right tongue
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
That guy in the pic isn't mike reid
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
besides I was pretty much done SEB...not much else to say besides the fact that after 41 years I'm still a work in progress, and that I tend to focus more on my personality than physical appearances
(5 years ago)
neither is it mike hunt,paul yorcockoff or paul eetharder
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Just hearing that tune makes me feel a little queezy LOL Those stories were terrible...they were like a bad C&W song!
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Well your personality is top notch MW,certainly something we both agree with
(5 years ago)
That’s what hit me the tune, plus MW being so sincere wink
(5 years ago)
My comment posted 3 times in your blog wtf
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Why did you do it three wtf on my blog you silly sausage
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Incase you missed the first 2
(5 years ago)
She's got a stutter wink
(5 years ago)
No no no i havvennn'ttt
(5 years ago)
Butbutbut you did do did
(5 years ago)
Looked and ffs Georgie it’s true, you always prefer to do it three times wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
If you fail the first time try again...and then again
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Or just fuck three times on the ceiling ooppps that’s wrong
(5 years ago)
Hmmm try again
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Makes tea, takes it real easy
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Right i'm outta here...byee!
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and Mr_Vein like this
damn phone calls curse...now where was I? oh, I was gonna say I focus more on my personality, and it wouldn't hurt me to focus a little more on getting my body back in shape as well.....
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
C ya sausage...have fun xxx
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Night SEB, sweet dreams; )
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Another sabbatical George, damn your always getting off
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
be safe out there wink
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
That’s wrong but it’s so right she does that to
(5 years ago)
Do what?
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Get off wink
(5 years ago)
Explain first
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Thought that's why we were all here! tongue
(5 years ago)
If I have to explain your having a blonde moment love tongue
(5 years ago)
It's wrong but it's so right she does?
(5 years ago)
Ohhhh when you said ''get off'' i thought you were tellingme to go...yep blonde moment
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Getting off in more ways than one smile
(5 years ago)
*Gone8
(5 years ago)
ffs i was trying to be cool
(5 years ago)
plumguy and Mr_Vein like this
*gone*
(5 years ago)
Ice cold sausage wink
(5 years ago)
lip2lip and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Really!
(5 years ago)
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