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Sat, 14-Jul-18 9:37 AM (5 years ago)
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Mollys pirate fort open
I am very confident i will be able to outsmart you Raven
(5 years ago)
i got plenty of booty to go around gonzo
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat and PandaCple like this
My greatest treasures & pleasures must include food & drinks! I'm fine ty. Working from home kinda day. How r ya?
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Yayyyyy free drinks... hopefully I won't get blootered too fast!
(5 years ago)
Stupid status..sorry my bad
(5 years ago)
plumguy and miss_molly like this
great its sat night the musics on and dogs are quiet
(5 years ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
^^^^foofus
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
i figured Seb lol
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
FFS....meant to say doofus at SEB and ended up making a bigger doofus of myself! Where am I on the doofus scale?
(5 years ago)
uuurrrrnnnnnnn 5 maybe 5.4
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
"Music's on and dogs are quiet" sounds like a song lyric!
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
"the mans at the mine and the kids are fine"
(5 years ago)
mollys at the bar drinking with the guys"
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
i am a funking lyricist
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
You outweigh the scales plum....Hi Molly,sorry
(5 years ago)
I'm above raven???? FFS!
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Music was my first love, And it will be my last. To live without molly's music, Would be impossible to do.
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Reality bites hard plum
(5 years ago)
Molly's music... a song title??
(5 years ago)
You bite harder sausage wink
(5 years ago)
yes i do have some amazing songs written and sung in the kitchen/bathroom/car
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Sweet Molly..Have you caught any Cockles and Musseles lately ?
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Molly put the kettle on, Molly put the kettle on, Molly put the kettle on, We’ll all have tea.
(5 years ago)
miss_molly, plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
you share your booty and I'll show you my,,,one eye willy
(5 years ago)
miss_molly and NaughtyKat like this
is it one eye willy cause your wearing a patch
(5 years ago)
If he had a two eyes willy he wouldn't be able to pee right! tongue
(5 years ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
*eyed
(5 years ago)
and if he wore a patch over his one eye hed be blind willy
(5 years ago)
EmuLater, NaughtyKat and plumguy like this
and if he walks the hard planj and dives into the big wet does he get to unlock Davy Jones locker,,oops,,,Molly Jones Locker?
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
just sail the 7 seas this way Molly wink xx
(5 years ago)
Is this where the pillaging goes on?
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
yes hoolgan yes it is
(5 years ago)
hooligan48 likes this
Weeee! I like pillaging. Never a fan of being pillaged however.
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
dog im sending a dingy for you to come to the fort no pants are required
(5 years ago)
plumguy and hounddog67 like this
a dingy is a small boat
(5 years ago)
and if it made out of metal we call it a tinnie just so you know
(5 years ago)
plumguy and TopCat57 like this
^ That made me laugh probably more than it should LOL
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
is it a dingy dingy?
(5 years ago)
only if it has a whole
(5 years ago)
a whole what?
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
a whole range of holes that is
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
then it would be called a seive...
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
a great seive but a really dingy dingy
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and plumguy like this
Now this is a status LOL
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Not a colander?
(5 years ago)
no need to get fancy emu
(5 years ago)
EmuLater and plumguy like this
everyone nose a colander can't float...duh! : P
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
I'm a Fondant Fancier of you molly!
(5 years ago)
miss_molly and plumguy like this
heart s for you emu
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
How does your colander smell TopCat?
(5 years ago)
depends whats in it...
(5 years ago)
Did anyone ask why your pirates are in a fort and not on boat?
(5 years ago)
.....and calendars do float, btw, if there is no "R" in the month wink
(5 years ago)
its in like tortuga or somthing raff
(5 years ago)
sounds painful
(5 years ago)
oh no its acually quite inviorating
(5 years ago)
what
(5 years ago)
invigorating
(5 years ago)
no pain no gain then wink
(5 years ago)
I always put that on my chips
(5 years ago)
I think it was something to do with the Boatfort Scale. smile
(5 years ago)
^See? You always get a goodly answer from Emu.
(5 years ago)
ive decided i like aioli aoli <<garlic mayonnaise
(5 years ago)
on my chips
(5 years ago)
Good job autocorrect never changed it to it's correct spelling lol.
(5 years ago)
I bet that will put hairs on your chest
(5 years ago)
i tried emu it offered kaolin
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
in part ex?
(5 years ago)
i like hair on my chest ... when its growing on someone else anyway
(5 years ago)
folically challenging
(5 years ago)
my chest is folically challenged yes
(5 years ago)
For a kinky night, put garlic mayonnaise on your areola!
(5 years ago)
areola aioli supreme
(5 years ago)
nip and tuck 'em in eh wink
(5 years ago)
where would i tuck them they arent big enough to reach my armpits
(5 years ago)
pffttt...in yer vest,silly
(5 years ago)
In a tuxedo
(5 years ago)
can it be pin stripe with "fuck you" in the stripe
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
or a coarse set
(5 years ago)
only as long as you wear red "f***me" heels too
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
We you giving me a subliminal message?
(5 years ago)
not sure but she'd certainly look sublime
(5 years ago)
im not sub anything but id wear the heel for you both
(5 years ago)
One foot each maraff?
(5 years ago)
are you one of those domino hat tricks then ?
(5 years ago)
sounds good to me Emu wink
(5 years ago)
i want a picture of me looking down on you two licking my shins
(5 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
Oh alright then
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
(the things you hsve to do to keep wimmins 'appy )
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
<< I do the hat tricks round here! tongue
(5 years ago)
As that what you call getting up to shinanigans? grin
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
talking about hat tricks, I am off now to watch the big game this afternoon, Bury v Liverpool,laters all smile
(5 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Later maraff, enjoy.
(5 years ago)
im off a a perilous journey to the fridge i must be careful that the beasties dont see me for their howls will wake the dead
(5 years ago)
agggrrrrrr
(5 years ago)
Okie dokie, back in a bit.
(5 years ago)
the drinks are stronger now and il be serving them from the bar top off my chest shortly
(5 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
arrr we searchin fer booty
(5 years ago)
i already have it anon ive been shaking it on the bar for like 15 minutes
(5 years ago)
DoWhatYouWish and Mr_Vein like this
shake it dont break it
(5 years ago)
   
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