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Thu, 14-Sep-17 8:43 AM (6 years ago)
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been jackin off all day thought i should get my own status
oh so we move onto this one huh?
(6 years ago)
well i dont really care but i kinda felt bad
(6 years ago)
why? was only my status, well one of them anyway smile and I dont mind , makes me look popular wink
(6 years ago)
does that mean you a Emu not a crow?
(6 years ago)
small screen ... mistake ..... wrong status
(6 years ago)
Sweet Molly & Flitters Crows or Emu's ?
(6 years ago)
Emus are Nocturnal
(6 years ago)
choose a status man
(6 years ago)
Is that 'jackin off' or 'slackin off' miss m? One sounds ho-hum, the other one I'd pay to watch...since it's you wink
(6 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
learn things all the time. therefore, as Emus live ' down under ' and nights day for them, they therefore can be classed as nocturnal......How interesting....fasinating ohmy blink
(6 years ago)
^ Woops wrong status...sorry blush
(6 years ago)
jebus i should just delete
(6 years ago)
As what I said in your status sweet molly LOL
(6 years ago)
Don't delete miss m, let's just get back to the subject at, er, hand. I need some mental stimulation....
(6 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
i could be here?
(6 years ago)
lets use both
(6 years ago)
yes lets ...
(6 years ago)
some people grin
(6 years ago)
Ah...There you are flitters smile
(6 years ago)
yes, wabers..
(6 years ago)
but still here to
(6 years ago)
here too
(6 years ago)
...where sweet bird
(6 years ago)
But over there.....
(6 years ago)
flitt can you make a new thursday status i wrecked it
(6 years ago)
you didnt wreck it at all smile all is good
(6 years ago)
Why not wait until friday ?
(6 years ago)
cause if im drinking on a thursday friday is shit outta luck
(6 years ago)
avaitor757 likes this
Ah..It's a matter about :beer o'clock timming...smile
(6 years ago)
rain? .. wot rain? .. dust dust and more dust .. windy dust and dusty wind.
(6 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
didnt get a drop here
(6 years ago)
so fakin windy i got corragated iron up me fence .. grubs wont pick it up
(6 years ago)
So bloody windy here today you could never smell a fart
(6 years ago)
Had a few gusts of between 60 to 70 mph yesterday @(or was it the day/night before.....
(6 years ago)
I thought only blokes jacked off - don't wimmins Jill off???
(6 years ago)
miss_molly and flitterbee like this
shup cliffy .. we done whine weather an some other educational shit like cork .. since then
(6 years ago)
miss_molly and flitterbee like this
and jacked all over two status' since then to
(6 years ago)
flitterbee and hackelberry77 like this
Q: What do you call a guy who wanks off over a plumber, a bricklayer and an electrician? A : A jack off all trades wink
(6 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Mr Riffraff. thou shalt be taken to a small hill and flogged with a wet celery herto hence and forthwith
(6 years ago)
Sorry wedgie,it appealed to me anyways, small things amuse small minds etc but o.k. I'll get my coat and will the celery be one my five a day?
(6 years ago)
what
(6 years ago)
one of five ... na celry not count
(6 years ago)
"The man from Del Monte...he say no ..."
(6 years ago)
My Drambuie's Corked....
(6 years ago)
Really? Evening Molly
(6 years ago)
^ Got a nice cork stopper at the top smile
(6 years ago)
mnply18 likes this
well dont let the Boss know that
(6 years ago)
Much better than twisting the top off to the Boss...
(6 years ago)
A day well spent! smile
(6 years ago)
Jackin is the best
(6 years ago)