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Wed, 17-May-17 12:18 AM (6 years ago)
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I just had a dose of door to door religion preached at me......have to shake that off with a quick perv smile
shout "Oh MY GOD!" When you cum. That will full fill your requirements wink
(6 years ago)
They were talking about 4 horseman on different coloured horses etc like it wasn't a metaphor? Now I need to look at all your sexy, naughty bits please !
(6 years ago)
juicy likes this
I finally answered the door nude. That shut them up
(6 years ago)
^now Im thinkin of being a johavah LOL
(6 years ago)
sdredd922 and cheekypaul like this
jahovah* witness*
(6 years ago)
Sdred, I did that once.....they thought I was a 'stand up' comedian!!!LOLLOL
(6 years ago)
sdredd922 and cheekypaul like this
You should have been "shaking it off" when you answered the door. And then yelled at them to return soon for the second coming!
(6 years ago)
izzobelle and cheekypaul like this
How did you know it was the 2nd one Tigersteaks?
(6 years ago)
Next time do what I did answer the door naked
(6 years ago)
cheekypaul likes this
When they gave me some of their 'literature' I gave them some literature of my own. A Pabo catalogue (sex catalogue). Never seen em since tongue
(6 years ago)
i'd rather have my religion delivered than have to go out for it
(6 years ago)
theMermaidHunter likes this