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Mon, 15-Aug-16 3:00 AM (7 years ago)
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it's really not a good idea to set fire to your husband
Probably not.
(7 years ago)
There has got to be more to this story
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
it didn't smell very nice
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
steel let shegot set fire to your ass
(7 years ago)
It usually doesn't smell good. Kind of like burning off chicken feathers
(7 years ago)
no thank you her... I like my bum hair the way it is
(7 years ago)
but saves on razor blades pony
(7 years ago)
Please inform us why you set doo's ass on fire
(7 years ago)
a really close shave,eh?
(7 years ago)
We crossed on posting. LOL
(7 years ago)
err because he bent over and it seemed like a good idea at the time
(7 years ago)
lyns i keep forgetting how bad hair smells when you set fire to it
(7 years ago)
^^^^^Best reason ever.
(7 years ago)
it helps clears your sinuses though wink
(7 years ago)
definitely lyns
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
ohmy No - generally not, as tempting as it might seem :O
(7 years ago)
My mom used to singe the hair off her elbows. Never forget how bad it smelled
(7 years ago)
and does he like his "new look" ?
(7 years ago)
it bloody stinks pony
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
fucking bitch might have been his words of choice lyns
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and amancalledpony like this
Be thankful he didn't fart at that moment. Would have been a bloody flamethrower back at ya. lol
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
so the moral of the story is never wave your hairy naked ass at a lady with a lighter?
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
pffttt....not impressed eh, ungracious sod, some people are never 'appy are they?
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
the day doo is ever happy i might collapse with shock
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
yep, you thought he smiled but he just had wind,
(7 years ago)
he suffers with a lot of wind
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
dont they all
(7 years ago)
yep but i can't be too nasty to him lyns he was nice to me wednesday
(7 years ago)
KiwiPic likes this
What's seldom is wonderful eh?
(7 years ago)
What's seldom is wonderful eh
(7 years ago)
? jesus, theres an echo in 'ere
(7 years ago)
Echo, echo, echo
(7 years ago)
poor doo
(7 years ago)
his ears will be burning now too
(7 years ago)
they burn anyway lyns mainly where i smake him in them
(7 years ago)
kinky biatch ,lol
(7 years ago)
gotta applaud him though lyns he's stopped married to me for 20yrs
(7 years ago)
Onionheart and steelrat60 like this
bless 'is little cotton socks
(7 years ago)
If you werent married to Dodoo, Id let you set me on fire. *grin* Tell em I said hi and miss seein his ugly mug here.
(7 years ago)
i can see his ugly ginger mug cotton your not missing much but i'll tell him
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
   
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