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Tue, 17-May-16 3:42 AM (7 years ago)
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i broke my fucking nail
hounddog67 likes this
why would you use a nail for fucking?
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
*kiss* All better now?
(7 years ago)
yeah loads better
(7 years ago)
Careful, such enthusiasm, should be rewarded...
(7 years ago)
hound my nails take a lot to grow so when they breakit pisses me off
(7 years ago)
sorry. tryed a joke to lighten it. but it's fucked if you put a lot of efford in itsad
(7 years ago)
no effort now the fuckers broke its ok though i'll just beat dodoo
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Don't be to hard on him. lol
(7 years ago)
i'll try not to be
(7 years ago)
You break a nail, and he takes the beating....somehow, I'm having a hard time following that logic...
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
i never grow nails so when one grows and breaks naturally its doo's fault
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
this all sounds so familiar.lol
(7 years ago)
Bipod likes this
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, smile
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
It's a world wide echo...
(7 years ago)
Bipod and hounddog67 like this
you men have noidea
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Oh yes, yes we do!!!LOL
(7 years ago)
I just agree now and say sorry. LOL
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
i am affraid you are right. wink
(7 years ago)
Bipod likes this
Nooooo Bi, it's too early to apologize!!!
(7 years ago)
early it 5am here
(7 years ago)
It is 2:15 pm here. and after 34 years I learnt two things to say,........ Sorry and yes mam. LOL
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 likes this
I've learned one other thing: Never, ever, EVER leave the toilet seat up...
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 and Bipod like this
you learnt well smile
(7 years ago)
hounddog67 and Bipod like this
and "yes dear" LOL
(7 years ago)
Pow_Er_Man_P3 likes this
yes dear i get what did you just say
(7 years ago)
Bipod likes this
The old selective hearing one. It's me that normaly gets that one. LOL
(7 years ago)
doo has permanent hearing loss i can tell him something and its you never told me
(7 years ago)
Bipod likes this
I get "OH, your sitting on my deaf side"
(7 years ago)
nope he just doesn't listen to me
(7 years ago)
Bipod likes this
o my god no way .r you ok
(7 years ago)
max it was a nail i'm fine
(7 years ago)
should i come over comfort you
(7 years ago)