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Sat, 24-Feb-24 1:16 AM (54 days ago)
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Sat, 3-Jun-23 12:25 AM (320 days ago)
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
ZippyMilf likes this
A wet nose
(320 days ago)
lennynatural, happyhumper69, UnclePee, Tasties, Mr far2shy and 3 others, bluebayour6, Awesome_Tits and ZippyMilf like this
Sat, 24-Dec-22 1:43 AM (1 year ago)
If you jingle my bells, I'll give you a white Christmas.
Snowing like an SOB out there. Im good
(1 year ago)
^^^ not to mention wind gusts up to 110 klm per hour with wind chill factor of -24 celcius
(1 year ago)
juicy likes this
Sat, 19-Nov-22 9:57 PM (1 year ago)
I’m usually around six inches long, get dripping wet and foamy after a job well done. What am I?
Sat, 29-Oct-22 2:02 AM (1 year ago)
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion?
its just ab illusion,,,uh uh aha
(1 year ago)
it's not what it looks like
(1 year ago)
That is entirely up to the woman involved
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and lennynatural like this
It’s 68, but at 69 you have to turn around.
(1 year ago)
The slower, the better. Any man who exceeds the speed limit isn't for me.
(1 year ago)
Relaxer likes this
they replace meat
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo, lennynatural, bulwinkle69, PApda, nobozos and 2 others, bluebayour6 and smitten4u like this
Sun, 18-Sep-22 2:05 AM (1 year ago)
How many kiwis can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Fine, let's exchange kiwi for kumquat in the original question
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
How about hamburgers, can I have hamburgers?
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
Only if you add a condiment or topping that starts with the letter 'k'
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
a scoop of ice cream, a rhinoceros and root beer?
(1 year ago)
You're gonna need a big glass for that, Happy.
(1 year ago)
urwayhot likes this
Fri, 26-Aug-22 3:21 AM (1 year ago)
What’s around six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
RightPython895 likes this
A toothbrush. Toothbrushes were invented in Alabama. If they had been invented anywhere else they would have been called teethbrushes.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 24-Aug-22 1:15 AM (1 year ago)
I was torn wide open by something huge. Hundreds of men went down on me. They were either yelling or groaning. What am I?
Sounds like nobody got it right,haha my first thought was boat and then I saw his answer and thought "ahhh that's it"
(1 year ago)
A big plate full off spare ribs and a big jug off the finest ale ?
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
Sun, 21-Aug-22 3:47 AM (1 year ago)
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The color of it when it is removed.
(1 year ago)
They are only interchangeable if being used on someone other than yourself.
(1 year ago)
Pete_from_Aus and VirtualTaboo like this
Sat, 6-Aug-22 1:47 AM (1 year ago)
In order to play with me, you must blow me first...what am i?
What's a tummy banana ? I was thinking B1 or B2 or both
(1 year ago)
VirtualTaboo likes this
They’re in the same group of foodstuff as beef bayonet and spam javelin
(1 year ago)
mojo75nz and VirtualTaboo like this
Sat, 2-Jul-22 9:07 PM (1 year ago)
I'm great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
lennynatural likes this
Sun, 5-Jun-22 12:45 AM (1 year ago)
Is your name summer? Because you'll be coming soon...
Sun, 1-May-22 12:06 AM (1 year ago)
What do you if your partner starts smoking during sex?
lennynatural likes this
Those people are really committed to smoking or bored out of their minds
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
Slow down. I'm obviously going too fast if the friction is making her smoke.
(1 year ago)
Phineas_J_Whoopee and MissAshlee like this
Check the oil, Clitty!
(1 year ago)
clittylicker and Phineas_J_Whoopee like this
Sat, 2-Apr-22 10:59 PM (2 years ago)
It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet. What is it?
Your prize? A pack of Hubba Bubba!
(2 years ago)
one of those things the dentist sticks in your mouth while he drills into your brain
(2 years ago)
Artistic and Saturnfinger1 like this
spagetti
(2 years ago)
Fri, 18-Mar-22 12:33 AM (2 years ago)
Food for thought. A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Sat, 12-Mar-22 1:15 AM (2 years ago)
Okay, party people in the house, may I have your attention, please?
steelrat60 and gingersnap75 like this
Fri, 18-Feb-22 11:02 PM (2 years ago)
Having sex in an elevator is wrong, on so many levels. Happy Friday, everyone!
Fri, 11-Feb-22 3:38 AM (2 years ago)
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?
tugking70 likes this
A good trip without kids.......
(2 years ago)
Sun, 30-Jan-22 3:11 AM (2 years ago)
Come on hide your lovers underneath the covers.
Sun, 30-Jan-22 2:24 AM (2 years ago)
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
I don't give the cold shoulder to those that are n-ice about it.
(2 years ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Wed, 26-Jan-22 1:40 AM (2 years ago)
I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?
rhinostool likes this
Ice cream sundae cone...... Headed to freezer now.........
(2 years ago)
VirtualTaboo and Jersey__Girl like this
It's colder than a well digger's ass in klondike here, but sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.... Or cold with cold.........
(2 years ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this