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Sat, 16-Jan-21 11:37 PM (3 years ago)
Bill Clinton called Trump a total amateur....he got impeached twice and no blowjobs involved!!
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thats true but he to get lots of politicians to kiss his ring
(3 years ago)
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YEAH ... that's for sure!!! If you're going to get impeached make it for something enjoyable!!!
(3 years ago)
He didn't get a blow job but he sure fucked a lot of people. 😉
(3 years ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-21 8:19 PM (3 years ago)
Extended Family Reunion tomorrow with about 70 people at Wal-Mart Aisle 4
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Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:26 PM (3 years ago)
Good guys goes to heaven...naughty guys brings heaven to the gals!
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM (3 years ago)
Light travels faster than sound....I guess that explains why some people appear smart before they begin to speak!
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A smart man keeps quiet and is thought to be dumb. A fool speaks and removes all doubt (I think I screwed it up but you get the idea)
(3 years ago)
Thu, 7-Jan-21 3:26 AM (3 years ago)
Somebody asked me what my sexual needs are?......I told him "often"!
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Tue, 5-Jan-21 3:19 AM (3 years ago)
During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of a pandemic with wine and endless orgies.......does anyone know if anyone is planning anything??.......asking for a friend! (Yeah right) 😁
Mon, 4-Jan-21 10:55 PM (3 years ago)
Guy: I'm so excited about our date tonight, Ive been saving up all week for it! Me: Oh, thats so sweet of you, that wasnt necessary, I'll split the bill! Guy: I wasn't talking about money!
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Wed, 23-Dec-20 1:25 AM (3 years ago)
I realized the gawd awful contortions I put myself through whenever i shave my legs....then got thinking, "if a guy ever saw me his expectations for super kinky sex just went nuclear"
And then you would respond...Is that a banana in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
(3 years ago)
You need a guy to do it for you. *looks for the sign up sheet*
(3 years ago)
Tue, 22-Dec-20 3:58 PM (3 years ago)
Guys: wanna hear a joke about my penis?...oh forget it, it's too long! Ladies: wanna hear a joke about vagina?...oh, never mind, you'll never get it!
Mon, 21-Dec-20 9:44 PM (3 years ago)
Dating me can be fun...you get a comedian, a philosphpher, mental patient and a porn star all in one!
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Sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad.
(3 years ago)
Who cares about the comedian,philosopher or mental patient . I want the porn star in you
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 20-Dec-20 1:13 AM (3 years ago)
A dirty mind can never be cleaned up........only exploited!
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Sat, 19-Dec-20 9:18 PM (3 years ago)
If you think I look good....imagine how good I taste!
Fri, 18-Dec-20 9:01 PM (3 years ago)
I honestly tried being a good girl.....but geesch it was the longest 2 minutes of my life!
Fri, 18-Dec-20 4:09 PM (3 years ago)
I need some nasty and kinky sex that there's no doubt Im going straight to hell after!
LOVEXXXPORN, fireman24, clittylicker, deepsea69, ShowNGrow and 2 others, Neil_M_UK and sophia519 like this
I will bend over for the left guy then
(3 years ago)
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I guess I'm just the man in the middle woohoo
(3 years ago)
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Fire and padrino uou guys crack my ass up
(3 years ago)
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PApda I'll start calling you liberty bell then
(3 years ago)
Thu, 17-Dec-20 6:04 PM (3 years ago)
Teeth: "because blow jobs needs a reminder on who's really in charge"! 😉
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Wed, 16-Dec-20 11:25 PM (3 years ago)
What's hard, long and has cum in it??...."Cucumber" but I do like the way you think!
Wed, 16-Dec-20 10:59 PM (3 years ago)
For the women who say "size doesn't matter"....has any of them have a 3" crooked dildo?...didn't think so!
there is a difference between a dildo and a man...let the jokes begin...
(3 years ago)
well tell that to guys saying its their only asset
(3 years ago)
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Depends how hard you throw it
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 15-Dec-20 8:04 PM (3 years ago)
Been asked numerous times what type of men do I get turned on by.....there's only two types...imported and domestic!
notegretz, 2knude, lennynatural, ShowNGrow, spunky4u and 3 others, LOVEXXXPORN, bluebayour6 and sophia519 like this
But do they both have a 14 day cooling off period
(3 years ago)
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i.e. the type who give guys like me a bad name
(3 years ago)
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Similar to my favorite beers cold and warm
(3 years ago)
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Mon, 14-Dec-20 10:17 PM (3 years ago)
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
Thu, 10-Dec-20 6:03 PM (3 years ago)
I just found out today that hubby is addicted to Viagra, I'm is taking it pretty hard.
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HiManners..Perhaps you should pull him off the habit...
(3 years ago)
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I think he's more addicted to you that the blue pill. Hello MsM 😊😘 Hope you're both keeping well.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 3-Dec-20 1:27 AM (3 years ago)
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.......but it's hard...soooooo fucking hard!
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Fri, 14-Aug-20 11:17 PM (3 years ago)
I use to be an atheist, then I received oral sex and I've been screaming the Lords name ever since!
Mon, 17-Feb-20 11:29 PM (4 years ago)
Taking a break, so wont be on as much as I was on chat......
I hope everything is ok. You know where I am if you want to talk.
(4 years ago)
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