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Tue, 23-Apr-24 9:28 AM (11 hours ago)
After seeing some weird pics on here I'm going to think twice if a random man asks to borrow my pen.
I’m terrified in anticipation of seeing this pic as I peruse today’s postings.
(10 hours ago)
There's a thing where guys stick things down into their willies! Some freaky twerp put a pen in there like a dildo into a pussy! Why??
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 22-Apr-24 4:13 PM (1 day ago)
If the prostitute dies while you're fucking her, don't worry. You'll get the second hour for free! 😝😝
Adele - you’ll be delighted that this was movie view fucking with me! 😉
(1 day ago)
^^^^this is funny because it almost goes with the status 😆
(1 day ago)
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
I think u r missing a pic or 2 of hornyfukcer's MrsRC xxx
(1 day ago)
hornyfukcer and theroyalcouple like this
Thu, 18-Apr-24 2:32 PM (5 days ago)
Mrs RC and I were in ALDI today and saw a lady we had 3 or 4 3somes with way back in 2008/9. Not seen her since then.
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 17-Apr-24 7:04 AM (6 days ago)
This is a great day in history. First login to NN on our new computer. Boobs look even better!
Relaxer, smitten4u, Saetyrical, WendySilvia, McPhallus and 5 others, Artistic, Rick12111, lennynatural, tugking70 and NN like this
Thu, 11-Apr-24 3:52 PM (12 days ago)
Gotta go. Cya tomoz. Go get a dog up ya. 😝😝😝
smitten4u and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:52 PM (14 days ago)
Boob jobs. 1 in 100 looks natural. The other 99 look like that belong in one of those 1800's travelling freak shows. They just ain't sexy at all.
I prefer natural tits, big, small. flat, saggy, I like them all natural. enhanced tits look like enhanced tits..
(13 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
So sad that many feel the need to mess with when there is no need...
(13 days ago)
Breastman4life and McPhallus like this
Thu, 4-Apr-24 3:42 AM (19 days ago)
Showing face on NN: I don't think anyone at all has been recognised in public by another NN member.
theroyalcouple and McPhallus like this
Someone recognized you from here sidders?
(19 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
A woman at work that I find really hot knows exactly who I am on nn. I'm thinking of getting it on with her later today...
(18 days ago)
...but it's ok, she's married to me.
(18 days ago)
sidders73, Artistic, smitten4u, AdeleGingerRaine, hornyfukcer and 3 others, Mr_Vein, naughty_but_innocent and theroyalcouple like this
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:47 PM (23 days ago)
We need to kick out new status people because they're idiots and keep it to our clique of sane, rational and sexy friends
glatstar likes this
Sat, 30-Mar-24 11:29 AM (24 days ago)
Was he crucified? Was he done in by the lawman? Are you satisfied that he'll never ride again? Some people say he got away; they say he never died at all If that story's true, does it bother you, my f
We all did what we could do, Now it does not bother me, Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth
(24 days ago)
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Sat, 30-Mar-24 6:36 AM (24 days ago)
Ugh 😖 there a guy who thinks I'm his best friend, but I'm really not. He's going to ring in 5 mins. Aarrghhh. I hate phone calls
smitten4u likes this
dont your phone have personalized ringtones,,,love that feature
(24 days ago)
Rick12111 and theroyalcouple like this
Yes, Relaxer. Text is the perfect form of communication this day and age.
(24 days ago)
Wods, off button is great, but what if my 90 year old mum calls? I gotta answer her. 🥴
(24 days ago)
Rick .... Or call divert to a gay party line lol
(24 days ago)
Rick12111 likes this
teach ya mum to be like my old maw, to fukn stingy to spend a mobile fone call charge
(24 days ago)
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Thu, 28-Mar-24 8:12 AM (26 days ago)
If you did it, but said you didn't, that means you did it.
Sun, 24-Mar-24 12:57 PM (30 days ago)
Happy birthday to Mrs RC. Please help her celebrate by having big world wide parties for her. 🎉🎉🎉♥️🌹🎂🍻🥂🍾🍺
tugking70, CaptainQ1, Raven2005, Mr_Vein, happyhumper69 and 4 others, Relaxer, McPhallus, SpiritWolf68 and spunky4u like this
Happy Birthday Mrs RC! 🎂🎉🍻🍹🍸 Hope you are having a FaNNtastic Birthday!
(30 days ago)
Thu, 21-Mar-24 8:22 AM (33 days ago)
Just ordered 3 pizzas. Forgot to update my address. Pizzas now being delivered to an AirBnB in Noble Park, Victoria. 800 km away!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
spunky4u, ksaint, Mr_Vein, smitten4u, SpiritWolf68 and 5 others, lennynatural, McPhallus, nosanity, gpflem and inkc like this
I worked in a tab once, quite often, big winners would give a 'bonus' back to you, just for doing your job quick so they got their bets on in time
(31 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Yeah. Mrs RC gets some tips from people playing the pokies but they pool it all together to share with the pubs staff at Xmas.
(31 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
I'm like a superhero without the charm.
(31 days ago)
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Wed, 20-Mar-24 8:22 AM (34 days ago)
Who remembers SunGod_dess? Wonder what happened to her?
I remembered her among many other good friends that left long ago... She surely was kind and hot too, miss them all...
(34 days ago)
theroyalcouple and Alan4uLadies like this
I miss her too
(34 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
If you are talking to me,what scroll?
(39 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Maybe its just my lazy brain enjoying skipping a seconds work 😂
(39 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Rarely ever a lot of comments, so I'm good
(39 days ago)
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Wed, 13-Mar-24 8:48 PM (41 days ago)
Free coffee from Melissa at OTR this morning. Thanks you sexy.
SpiritWolf68 likes this
AND .... camels milk ? GEDFUCKED!!!!
(40 days ago)
theroyalcouple and lennynatural like this
We went to a restaurant once where he chef come from Tibet. He made us a goat curry dish that we loved. Om Nom fucking Nom.
(40 days ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-24 11:07 PM (42 days ago)
Reverifyed. Thanks you. But the PM you sent says.....
errr, hi theroyalcouple, who are you talking too ?
(42 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
NN I guess, but anyone who will read and have an answer for us
(42 days ago)
The shadow sounds like some sort of super hero.
(42 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
The occasional other party is OK as long as they are not identifiable.
(42 days ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-24 11:33 PM (45 days ago)
43c forecast for today. Going to put a jacket on and turn up the heater. Ugh 🥴🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Lol 43 Celcius. 110 Fahrenheit. It's been over 100f for the past two days and will be fit the next three or four.
(45 days ago)
Ok well that sucks your temp is the same as mine but mine is F
(45 days ago)
Your emojis threw us off I think 😆 or at least me.
(45 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
dont send that this way rc, keep it in SA
(45 days ago)
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Fri, 8-Mar-24 12:19 PM (46 days ago)
Shaq, I'm in bed on my mobile phone and NN had fucked up again so I can't reply to your porno topic. It's a good topic though.
Wait... I am on the desktop version of the site on my phone
(46 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Doesn't that only happen on just the actual mobile part,I've never had an issue with desktop, there are many reasons I avoid using mobile,the fact that so many complain about this issue is the main on
(46 days ago)
Thu, 7-Mar-24 1:03 PM (47 days ago)
Feeling down? Always remember: when the butterfly turns into the ugly frog, the prince goes for a beer.
smitten4u and lennynatural like this
Wed, 6-Mar-24 3:41 AM (48 days ago)
Lol. Is it good or bad if the notification bell says (!)
means you have lots of chatty friends lol mine is often there as a few of mine chat alot ... ^^ adele is one lol xx
(48 days ago)
Oh. Ugh. 🤢 One wants hubby too watch while he tears my asshole apart so bad sitting as I know it will be gone. Scary.
(48 days ago)
It means you started a shit-show. Again!! 🤣🤣🤣 trc you two keep up the fine work you do here.
(48 days ago)
Sun, 3-Mar-24 9:54 AM (51 days ago)
The only good thing about tomorrow being Monday is one day closer to something better.
Already went there smitts. I think there is not gonna be a ballfield this trip. There will be some amazing BBQ tho! 😁
(51 days ago)
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Wed, 28-Feb-24 9:03 AM (55 days ago)
We get excited when we see a new couple from Australia. Then their profile says they are 3,000 km away. 🙁 Lol
That's just down the road isn't it lol
(55 days ago)
theroyalcouple and Pete_from_Aus like this
Mojo it’s practically next door lol 😂
(55 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
True. We say "yeah, I can get that, just up the track" ... 12 hours later.... Lol
(55 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Pete_from_Aus like this
Tue, 27-Feb-24 7:13 AM (56 days ago)
I wonder who the man is who is posting Kris2000 pics and writing the captions? 🤔
anonymouspisces and smitten4u like this
i thought the same thing. Not in a million years are those written by a woman 🤔
(56 days ago)
theroyalcouple and smitten4u like this
What’s this? She’s not calling herself a cunt or whore? It’s some loser posting pics of an angel? Revenge porn should be a hanging offense.
(56 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 1:01 PM (57 days ago)
That's the way, sweety. Air brush those fake boob scars away.
On NN? Say it ain’t so! 🤣🤣🤣
(57 days ago)
smitten4u and theroyalcouple like this
The actual Bob job looks and unnatural. Not attractive at all
(57 days ago)
I like today's pic. He made the ass cheek farthest from the camera bigger than the close one! 🤣
(56 days ago)