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kellybean1983's Recent Statuses
Wed, 20-Feb-19 11:47 PM (4 hours ago)
Surprisingly... I'm bored and horny
Looks like I'll have some alone time when I get homesmile
(3 hours ago)
Kelly, you are always horny!
(3 hours ago)
fletcherdog likes this
Ah but Kelly you if anyone can make it sound interesting! Yes, am totally sucking up. blush
(3 hours ago)
Mitch, Ill thumb wretle ya for who gets to play with her furry balls first. wink
(3 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
smile))))))
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Feb-19 11:46 PM (1 day ago)
I'll have a bourdon and ginger. Guy at the bar: it's on me. Me: no it's on the shelf. What a weird thing to like about.
I thought it was hilarious. I'm all for bulleit.
(1 day ago)
ThePadrino and zencoach like this
I'd take a Bourdon and ginger on Kelly !!!!
(1 day ago)
You're awesome smile
(1 day ago)
Guy wanted to get ya drunked up
(1 day ago)
Lol well played!! What was his response? If he’s not equally sarcastic/snarky he’s not a keeper, even for the night!
(19 hours ago)
Tue, 19-Feb-19 8:25 PM (1 day ago)
Do you want me to look into your eyes when you put it in my mouth. Ma'am just blow into the breathalyzer
Well that depends if you want me to lift my gaze up
(1 day ago)
Ohhhhhhhhh pleaseeeee smile
(1 day ago)
cop pulls a blonde over walks up to her car drops his pants...not the breathalyzer again she says
(1 day ago)
Kelly, you always say the naughtyest things
(1 day ago)
Damnit moose beat me to the joke!!
(19 hours ago)
anon_a_moose69 and azfun4two like this
Tue, 19-Feb-19 6:43 PM (1 day ago)
Dr: are you sexually active. Me: first of all. Lower your voice. Second why? You want some?
Sunny Austria. 14C
(1 day ago)
That would be a bit of a hike
(1 day ago)
Thanks for making me laugh. Needed that.
(1 day ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
That's pretty much all I'm good for
(1 day ago)
You are so bad smile
(1 day ago)
Mon, 18-Feb-19 9:38 PM (2 days ago)
Going to see the ent Dr tomorrow maybe he will finally give me some relief. This crap is really starting to get me down. sad
Hope you're not seeing Dr Beat!
(2 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Hope you're feeling better soon.
(2 days ago)
He’ll have good news for you, kb - sending positive vibes your way... smile
(2 days ago)
Good idea
(1 day ago)
Yikes! Goodluck6!
(19 hours ago)
Sat, 16-Feb-19 6:45 PM (4 days ago)
Kelly went to the porn store last night and got some new toys. Vids to cumwink
I am shocked you can read
(4 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Considering how many times I've twatted my head, so am I
(4 days ago)
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Well if you’re trying to go low carb/Keto, a fist full
(3 days ago)
Of ham is the way to go. Stupid phone sent that early! Premature post, the bane of every guy in status tongue
(3 days ago)
Sweeeeeet smile
(1 day ago)
Fri, 15-Feb-19 5:15 PM (5 days ago)
Oh my gosh I am so starving. Somebody feed me!!!! Please!!!!
It was good. Just came up for some food. About to nap again.
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
You live underwater? tongue
(5 days ago)
Someone give kelly a sausage...or two!
(5 days ago)
Hehe. Sausage tongue
(5 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Love to cutie smile
(5 days ago)
Fri, 15-Feb-19 3:02 PM (5 days ago)
Have a good one - catch you later!
(5 days ago)
Think meditation and not stimulation!
(5 days ago)
I'm ummm going to nap too smile
(5 days ago)
yellowangel likes this
Sign me up please.
(5 days ago)
yellowangel likes this
WOW smile
(5 days ago)
Fri, 15-Feb-19 1:12 PM (5 days ago)
Maybe I shouldn't do today. First time I woke up I was so horny and lovey. Now I'm in full on bitch. sad
stealth69 and johnnyel like this
I'm only giving you half a bottle! I'm playing it safe!
(5 days ago)
I'll keep your spot warm till you get here. Awe emu where's your sense of adventure
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Emily is far more adventurous than me! wink
(5 days ago)
Well let that bitch out
(5 days ago)
EmuLater and stealth69 like this
Hahahaha life what else is new smile))))
(5 days ago)
Fri, 15-Feb-19 12:42 AM (6 days ago)
Trying to pick out my next tattoo has become a challenging task
Made me hobble fror weeks
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
<<<<<< A pitch fork. smile
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
What’s in contention?
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I'm going to get a water Lily. Either on the back of my neck or hip. All the ones I like seem to big kinda big. And I'm also getting balance in kanji letters on my wrist. I feel
(5 days ago)
zencoach and Darkdesires07 like this
Lopsided with just my right wrist done
(5 days ago)
zencoach and lennynatural like this
Thu, 14-Feb-19 3:36 PM (6 days ago)
Do people really go all out for Valentine's day?
Well, yeah. That stands to reason! tongue
(6 days ago)
I'm to old but I try harder smile
(6 days ago)
I made a free video wink
(6 days ago)
I used to go all out...
(6 days ago)
We used to do late dinner (like 10pm) after the kids got to bed. This year it’s pizza and a pint of ice cream on the couch
(6 days ago)
Wed, 13-Feb-19 6:26 PM (7 days ago)
I don't know how I'm going to make it through the day. Once again my lymph nodes are swollen. Can barely see out of my left eye and my head is freaking poundingsad
rhinostool likes this
Augmentin is a penicillin class antibiotic emu. If you have sinusitius Kelly you'd probably do better with head over a bowl of hot water and eucalyptus oil.
(7 days ago)
Very true metal.
(7 days ago)
Defo see dr, also use oil on pillow during sleep helps relieve congestion, and some tiger balm
(7 days ago)
metalwork likes this
I did more meds and he wants me to see a specialist. Now it's time to relaxsmile
(7 days ago)
lip2lip and justcuz like this
Hope your feeling better soon!!!
(6 days ago)
Wed, 13-Feb-19 4:04 PM (7 days ago)
Boss: do you know why I brought you in here? Me: cause I accidentally sent you a boob pic? Boss: *stops pouring 2 glasses of why* accidentally?
My performance gets me those promotions... The boobs are just a perk!
(7 days ago)
Mr_Vein, justcuz and lennynatural like this
Might they "accidentally" send one? wink
(7 days ago)
And perky boobs they are!!
(7 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I didn't believe it was accidental anyway! grin
(7 days ago)
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I'd love to use this line someday.
(7 days ago)
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Mon, 11-Feb-19 3:36 PM (9 days ago)
*he walks by and puts a piece of cheese in my mouth* I'm not saying it's love I'm just saying he gets me haha
if it was swiss cheese he could put something in the hole
(9 days ago)
zencoach and kellybean1983 like this
It was Gouda all around
(9 days ago)
ThePadrino, justcuz and zencoach like this
can't dis a brie with that
(9 days ago)
zencoach and kellybean1983 like this
Have to admit, that shows him to be quite "Sharp" wink
(9 days ago)
zencoach and kellybean1983 like this
Dammit, now I want cheese
(9 days ago)
Sun, 10-Feb-19 6:24 PM (10 days ago)
Oh my. I went to the shelter this morning .... There is 4 lab puppies!!!!! Oh my heart I almost took one home
As much as I want to. I wouldn't even if I could cause I know she'll get adopted quick. I'd rather adopt one that has been there for a while. Like the bull mastiff that has no manners lol
(10 days ago)
PApda and Heavy Chevy like this
You like a challenge then!
(10 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I would have been tempted to take one home too!!!
(10 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
So you're saying that you go for the ones that nobody seems to want... some people here would be so happy to hear that.
(10 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I am done with men lol dogs never disappoint. Please don't make that sexual.
(9 days ago)
Darkdesires07 likes this
Thu, 7-Feb-19 10:46 PM (13 days ago)
Sending out positive vibes. Law of attraction or something like that
Back at ya! I prefer my goggles to be whiskey or tequila tinted, but hey, to each their own!!!
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Just seeing you is positive for me smile
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Thanks KB I need some positive vibes today
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I do not know where you would find them fletch
(13 days ago)
fletcherdog and kellybean1983 like this
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss smile
(13 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Feb-19 3:03 PM (13 days ago)
I'm going to need you all to stop flirting with me. I'm trying not to cheat on my crush that doesn't even like me.
Raven2005 likes this
I cannot read music but I just decided to take up piono. smile
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
I can teach youwink but most music is felt not readtongue
(13 days ago)
My mother tried to teach me for years, she played the organ and piano accordian but I think i'm tone deaf. smile
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Sorry, I feel bad. Why don't you come over to my house and let me make it up to you?
(13 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Sorry not sorry! Lol tongue
(13 days ago)
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Thu, 7-Feb-19 1:57 AM (14 days ago)
I have to say today has been an amazing daysmile
LMAO you seriously confused me for ng??
(13 days ago)
fletcherdog likes this
I just wanted to be underneath kellybean.
(13 days ago)
No Kelly I just typed at the wrong place that’s all lol
(13 days ago)
Ohhhh - do tell! Do tell!
(13 days ago)
Yay for Thursday’s!!
(13 days ago)
Wed, 6-Feb-19 7:55 PM (14 days ago)
We fooled around and fell in love.
Been watching guardians of the galaxy then ?
(14 days ago)
fooled around and fell in love with fooling around grin
(14 days ago)
Ohhhhh yesssss smile
(14 days ago)
What movie was that in recently? Guardians of the Galaxy!
(14 days ago)
" I must have been through a million girls I love them then I leave them alone...I didn't care how much they cried ....but then I fooled around and fell in love..."
(7 days ago)
Wed, 6-Feb-19 2:52 AM (15 days ago)
It's so damn frustrating sometimes!
It's frustrating cause I keep barking up the wrong tree when there's a perfectly good tree across the street
(14 days ago)
Wish I lived across the street
(14 days ago)
:/ *HUGS*
(14 days ago)
That doesn't sound good
(14 days ago)
You know it sad
(14 days ago)
Tue, 5-Feb-19 8:05 PM (15 days ago)
Female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away.... Same! Howdy NN
so that was you tongue
(15 days ago)
Thanks for the warning. I won’t call the cops when I hear you making that racket then.
(15 days ago)
I get screaming foxes here, bloody racket!
(15 days ago)
That would be an interesting world to live in
(15 days ago)
I hear you I'm ready smile
(15 days ago)
Mon, 4-Feb-19 10:03 PM (16 days ago)
Really rethinking this working over night stuff. I'm super sick and have stuff going on during the day so I won't be able to sleep for a few days sad
artlover4u and johnnyel like this
*hugs beanie* Thats not good sad need to look after yourself there. I hope your feeling better soon
(16 days ago)
Doesn't sound like a good combination. Hope you feel better soon.
(16 days ago)
hope you feel better real soon
(16 days ago)
Working nights sucks like a cheap hooker. It fucks with your physical and mental health and the "rewards" are far outweighed by the drawbacks. And I only work til midnight 3 days a fortnight!
(16 days ago)
Been there done that sad
(15 days ago)
Sun, 3-Feb-19 6:12 AM (17 days ago)
I have to go home tomorrow and I'm not ready. Its visits like this that make me want to move back home *feeling home sick sad:
Hello hun
(17 days ago)
Awww poor u xx
(17 days ago)
Awe! That’s tough to deal with.
(17 days ago)
Really that’s so warm and heartfelt. wink
(17 days ago)
smile
(15 days ago)
Sat, 2-Feb-19 9:02 PM (18 days ago)
Got 3 books yesterday and 5 more today and now I don't know where to start!
J you got a lot of snow?
(18 days ago)
I've got a stack of 5 on my night stand--some good sci fi, some Star Wars novels, a book of lin manuel miranda's morning/night tweets, little fires everywhere, and Chekov--playwright not star trek wink
(18 days ago)
steelrat60 and kellybean1983 like this
I'm currently re-reading the land of the painted caves
(17 days ago)
zencoach and kellybean1983 like this
I just finished the glass castle one of my favorites. Zen if you like sci-fi have you read any Orson Scott Card?
(17 days ago)
From the begining smile
(15 days ago)
Wed, 30-Jan-19 6:19 PM (21 days ago)
Pros and cons of men: con they're dicks. Pro their dicks
At least I am a small dick with a big dick! ??
(21 days ago)
Can't really make an argument about that statement lol
(20 days ago)
You mean, just asking a girl if she wants might actually sometimes work?! Why wasn't I informed about this?!
(20 days ago)
What's better now? A small dick with a big dick or a big dick with a small dick?
(20 days ago)
What else is there smile
(15 days ago)
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