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kellybean1983's Recent Statuses
Sun, 22-Jul-18 7:17 PM (14 hours ago)
Last night we went out last night and the singer in the band came down after his set and told me he couldn't keep his eyes off me. still got it
Fuck, if you sucked my dick on your birthday, twice.... I'd make sure I'd give you a good licking twice - at the same time
(13 hours ago)
not to boast, but this has happened to me several times at bowling alley karaoke. usually about 1:45am the ladies singing start flocking
(13 hours ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
You rockstar!
(13 hours ago)
quietwacpl likes this
- - we went out - -- who else is we - -
(13 hours ago)
Food poisoning by spotted dick?
(13 hours ago)
Sat, 21-Jul-18 1:46 PM (1 day ago)
Alright people wish me luck I'm going to have a house full of teenagers at my house all damn day
Oh my. I'm going to go with they are really good kids. And I know they are scared of me.
(14 hours ago)
lip2lip and maraff like this
Or just plain sneaky
(14 hours ago)
naaa, we're going with option b) .You've been had ,lol
(14 hours ago)
If it was my oldest it would be a different story.
(14 hours ago)
If it was youoldest you wouldn’t e nvited
(14 hours ago)
kellybean1983 and maraff like this
Sat, 21-Jul-18 12:46 PM (1 day ago)
*he places his penis is my hand* me: I'd suck it but it was really hot and I'm not sure what all is going on down there.
Haha lovely
(1 day ago)
If you need any help with him I will help as your friend xx
(1 day ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Offering a helping hand Cm!?
(1 day ago)
cm264 likes this
Just being gentlewomanly xx
(1 day ago)
Mr_Vein and NaughtyKat like this
Most importantly, did that penis take care of what YOU needed it to do for you
(20 hours ago)
Sat, 21-Jul-18 4:36 AM (2 days ago)
I want to be the person who sits on the hamburgers right before they go in the bag at McDonald's
Depressingly I can never be accused of having a Big Mac lol
(2 days ago)
Filet o fish??
(1 day ago)
^^ With va va sauce as an alternative to tartar?
(1 day ago)
bman5946 likes this
Does a naked ass change a McYuckie from beef to ham ?
(1 day ago)
As long as it's a nice bit of rump, who cares?
(1 day ago)
Fri, 20-Jul-18 12:11 PM (2 days ago)
It's my birthday week
oh puts glasses on week not wank
(2 days ago)
Sounds like someone needs a birthday tribute....
(2 days ago)
happy birthday!
(2 days ago)
A Leo Lady! No wonder you have a deek! Happy Bday week. Hope you get spoiled rotten!
(2 days ago)
Woohoooooo!!
(2 days ago)
Thu, 19-Jul-18 8:00 PM (3 days ago)
Just realized that all ive had to eat in the past three days is some eggs, some sausage, and a fries. But had a crap ton of coffee and booze. Stress is a mutha fucka
So what do you call it?
(3 days ago)
I was embracing the spirit of Homer Simpson. Y'know, "hmm... Chippy..." *drools*
(3 days ago)
Sorry matey,never watched him
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
"Stress is a straight busta!" - Dr. Phil
(3 days ago)
That explains it. Oh well!
(3 days ago)
maraff likes this
Thu, 19-Jul-18 7:33 PM (3 days ago)
I'm out of PM's. I'm not ignoring anyone
justcuz, lip2lip and aerodeck like this
there's always status updates!
(3 days ago)
just sent you a little something
(3 days ago)
Except me
(3 days ago)
I’m out of paracetamol, and I haven’t got a headache either
(3 days ago)
Thank you cuz. I'll spend them tomorrow when I have more time to take advantage of them
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Thu, 19-Jul-18 3:30 AM (4 days ago)
Ugh I can't sleep
phone is at 12%...gonna go charge it and then I'll be back
(4 days ago)
Morning has broken over here Kelly...Have a nice Thursday
(4 days ago)
Hi Kelly xx.
(4 days ago)
No Bueno!
(4 days ago)
Lullaby and good night sweeeeeeeet dreams tonight
(3 days ago)
Mon, 16-Jul-18 10:13 PM (6 days ago)
Day 53 without sex: went to the beach just so the waves could smack my ass.
lucky waves
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Ha Ha HA oh you are funny Kell
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
You been stalking my Facebook page Kelly?
(6 days ago)
kellybean1983 and Wishless like this
Maybe HH
(6 days ago)
Ohhhhhhh WOW 6 months for me
(5 days ago)
Mon, 16-Jul-18 10:10 PM (6 days ago)
Day 67 without sex: went to six flags to remember what it was like to ride and scream
Day 98: shaved one leg so that I would remember what it felt like to be next to a man.
(6 days ago)
Lmao
(6 days ago)
If I want a good pounding I just need to walk into a straight bar dressed as Chloe lol, Think I'll just do without a mans touch tonight )
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat and kellybean1983 like this
Poor girl my wife would enjoy helping you through the process
(6 days ago)
Mrsfuknfreak3 likes this
Holy crap no
(5 days ago)
Mon, 16-Jul-18 3:05 PM (6 days ago)
Oh my gosh. Spent my entire morning masturbating. My legs are weak and my tummy needs food.
Apart from that, who’s cooking
(6 days ago)
maraff and lip2lip like this
*orders chinese for Kelly* Hey hun xoxox
(6 days ago)
lip2lip and kellybean1983 like this
Hot n sour soup for me shaq
(6 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sounds like a good day!
(6 days ago)
You are a fantasy girl
(6 days ago)
Mon, 16-Jul-18 12:04 AM (7 days ago)
I am completely insatiable right now. Why am I so fucking horny
Whatever it is... make sure you have more of it
(6 days ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
It’s probably us. No scrap that, it’s DEFINITELY us
(6 days ago)
GottaBeMe and PApda like this
I'm a little lost mmmmmmmmm
(6 days ago)
I don't know, but if you keep posting pictures it can continue!
(6 days ago)
Because you loves me is why stands posing, ello sweetheart
(6 days ago)
Sun, 15-Jul-18 4:20 PM (7 days ago)
Sometimes you just have to sit back and watch. You can learn a lot that way
some people never learn...like me
(7 days ago)
plumguy and NaughtyKat like this
But Kelly..I want to know how you feel and what you think...
(7 days ago)
Can I sit back and watch you? Hey Kelly!
(7 days ago)
Come join the lurkers corner
(7 days ago)
lip2lip and Mr_Vein like this
Well I’m just sitting looking, smiling and wondering
(7 days ago)
Fri, 13-Jul-18 9:36 PM (9 days ago)
Ohhhh it's going to be a shitty fuckin night at work.
I had a shitty night at work once...had to unplug the toilet in the men's room of the restaurant I worked at...hiya KB
(9 days ago)
hang in there, kelly
(9 days ago)
Just all have McFlurries on the house
(9 days ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Oh;(
(8 days ago)
A...nal sex at work?
(8 days ago)
Thu, 12-Jul-18 8:58 PM (10 days ago)
Me: I'm not much of a beer drinker. Neighbor: for someone whos not a beer drinker you sure drink a lot of beer.
Jonny, don’t get the better one
(10 days ago)
drinking beer as I read this
(10 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Eases a large glass over to moose
(10 days ago)
TopCat57 and anon_a_moose69 like this
Brew Dog ale. Mr. President 8%+ hic burp...now fuck off Trump
(10 days ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Did someone say, vodka?!
(10 days ago)
Thu, 12-Jul-18 1:59 PM (10 days ago)
I wish I could put my boobs in a ponytail. It's hot
How do tp platt boobies ?
(10 days ago)
With great titticulty!
(10 days ago)
Would that require a nipple ribbon
(10 days ago)
I have air conditioning
(10 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Kelly..Please don't tie your boobies into knots...
(10 days ago)
Wed, 11-Jul-18 8:58 PM (11 days ago)
I'll be back when every status isn't about the game
so funny that is what I was going to caption my last pic. Lol
(11 days ago)
lip2lip, johnnyel and justcuz like this
See my spider senses are tingling again now
(11 days ago)
johnnyel likes this
Did my cobwebs tickle your nose?
(11 days ago)
lip2lip and johnnyel like this
Know blew gently first as I got closer, then kissed softly to begin with, tasted sweet tho
(11 days ago)
johnnyel and kellybean1983 like this
But tweaked those ivories whilst down there, hands free you see
(11 days ago)
johnnyel and kellybean1983 like this
Tue, 10-Jul-18 8:53 PM (12 days ago)
I want to tell him I miss him but I know it won't change anything. So I pretend I don't
johnnyel, Mr_Vein, NorseRhune and Mosneb like this
Get ready for a wild ride then haha
(12 days ago)
justcuz and johnnyel like this
just one? hehehe
(12 days ago)
Don't be open, esp here no matter what the guys say!!! I do that and get burned every time.
(12 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Oh I'm with you daffie.
(11 days ago)
lip2lip and Daffodil888 like this
(11 days ago)
Tue, 10-Jul-18 3:24 PM (12 days ago)
I swear my friend knows when I'm masturbating. He calls me almost every time.
where did that 'LO' come from?
(12 days ago)
Kelly low, to the window, to the wall, til the sweat drips down my balls!!!
(12 days ago)
kellybean1983 likes this
Lmao hey Adele lo. Now all these bitches crawl
(12 days ago)
bman5946 and lip2lip like this
Wow I never realised
(12 days ago)
Love to hear
(12 days ago)
Tue, 10-Jul-18 2:47 PM (12 days ago)
Verification pics are submitted. And now we wait. I've missed my gold shield
yer new photos are so delicious
(12 days ago)
Bummer loved them
(12 days ago)
Omg kellybean1983!!!! Your missing a green shield.That is sooo wrong!!
(10 days ago)
I should stop being lazy and repost verification pics. I loved my old ones though. Not sure I can do better.
(10 days ago)
Sorry KB I was in Key West busy spending ton's of money on just about nothing
(10 days ago)
Mon, 9-Jul-18 12:04 PM (13 days ago)
I am trying to behave. Narrator: she in fact was not trying to behave. Morning NN
Morning
(13 days ago)
Behave really mmmmm kells now ur fibbing
(13 days ago)
I was trying to behave but sometimes you have to let loose
(13 days ago)
Can we call you Miss Behave? Hiya kelly
(13 days ago)
naughty is an behaviour too Besides it's much more fun
(13 days ago)
steelrat60 and DoWhatYouWish like this
Sun, 8-Jul-18 4:26 PM (14 days ago)
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats
How about using boobs as laser pointers? It would make lectures more interesting
(14 days ago)
maraff likes this
You know what they say? Big hands = big gloves
(14 days ago)
Danthaman827 and Artistic like this
I'm more of a butt man, actually...
(14 days ago)
maraff likes this
... and yer point[er]??
(14 days ago)
Can you blame us?
(14 days ago)
Sat, 7-Jul-18 5:18 PM (15 days ago)
If I see one more person texting and driving I'm going to roll my window down and throw my beer at them
i like this one, kelly
(15 days ago)
(13 days ago)
That would be a total waste of a good beer
(10 days ago)
I am driving and perving. What are you going to throw up me??? Panties I hope
(10 days ago)
Nah, show em your tits KB. Might as well have their distraction-related car crash while you're there to applaud...
(10 days ago)
Sat, 7-Jul-18 12:29 AM (16 days ago)
I think I have just enough energy to breathe and blink
easel eeh lead?
(16 days ago)
My dear Kelly..you ok ?
(16 days ago)
Yeah I stopped blinking and went to sleep.
(15 days ago)
bman5946 and Raven2005 like this
Feeling better??
(15 days ago)
Oh yes. Much better. I slept a solid 12 hours
(15 days ago)
Fri, 6-Jul-18 4:06 PM (16 days ago)
Alright everyone check on your big tittied friends. It is hot and we are not ok.
Seems so
(16 days ago)
You are insanely HOT
(16 days ago)
How about I hose you down )))))
(16 days ago)
*Applies strategically placed, soothing, cooling baby wipes
(16 days ago)
Let me know if you need me to take care of them for a while, kB
(16 days ago)
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