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Sat, 29-Apr-23 3:41 AM (362 days ago)
The only pussy I'm stroking tonight is the four legged kind
Sat, 23-Apr-22 6:12 PM (2 years ago)
One of those Saturday nights where you really shouldn’t be on here looking at your favourites but can’t resist the odd peek
*checks for hidden cameras
(2 years ago)
once had a Hungarian ex accuse me of 'stroking my cat more tenderly than I stroked her'. Was blatantly untrue and separated soon after as I was worried what might end up in the goulash
(2 years ago)
i always find it so weird when people get jealous of cats. not usually a good sign of things to come
(2 years ago)
Wed, 27-May-15 6:47 PM (8 years ago)
Intrigued how many of you ladies actually wear no knickers in the summer. Now it's getting warmer the short dresses are out and wonder statistically how many are actually al fresco
Wed, 29-Apr-15 12:38 AM (8 years ago)
Imagines FiFi on her hands and knees cleaning the carpet now after her awesome show. Superb Fifi
Sat, 25-Apr-15 6:26 PM (9 years ago)
I'm sure I spend more time perving than working
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Fri, 24-Apr-15 11:53 AM (9 years ago)
whips it out, does a figure of eight and wonders if anyone noticed
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Wed, 22-Apr-15 11:11 PM (9 years ago)
feels like he's missed out judging by all the statuses
Wed, 22-Apr-15 6:06 PM (9 years ago)
is thinking he's had enough excitement for one day
literally or figuratively? If its literally they didn't do a very good job...
(9 years ago)
Maybe Jones is really Hawking and he types with the blinky eye thing.
(9 years ago)
I prefered Benedict Cumberbatch to Eddie Redmayne as stephen hawking..but them i am all in on sherlock
(9 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-15 5:55 PM (9 years ago)
anyone want my golden ticket, I just found another
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Thu, 16-Apr-15 8:02 AM (9 years ago)
Ever stumble over a profile and think 'wow where have you been hiding'
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Wed, 15-Apr-15 11:09 PM (9 years ago)
Forfeit....need one for a fwb and thought where's best to ask......the fellow pervs on here
noun: (Forfeit) a fine or penalty for wrongdoing: the loser must pay a forfeit
(9 years ago)
Mon, 13-Apr-15 8:35 PM (9 years ago)
sospeso - anyone ever been on the receiving end of one?