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Sat, 4-Jan-14 6:17 AM (10 years ago)
Meanwhile,back in humdrum suburbia,63yr old Alfie Noakes reclines on his sofa and contemplates his new year resolutions...should he continue masquerading on newbienudes as HellaciouslyHornyHilda? Hmmm
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Fri, 12-Oct-12 2:41 AM (11 years ago)
Meanwhile,back at the ranch,55yr old Barry Dickson,posing on Newbienudes as BlondeBettyBlockbusterBazookas(orBBBB for short),puffs contemplatively on his pipe and thanks his dear old mum for the tea.
Are you trying to hint that some of the people here aren't real? You're gonna burst my bubble.
(11 years ago)
scones with jam and cream... gawd haven't had them is soooo long. Miss A_C
(11 years ago)
Tue, 20-Sep-11 7:34 AM (12 years ago)
'The last time i saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day Test.He'd turned into such a fat,normal yobbo cunt,and he did that chanting yobs do,like"Ooh aahh,Glenn Mcgrath"..Life got you in the end,pal
Mon, 19-Sep-11 6:21 AM (12 years ago)
'Sell-out and be like me..A quarter-acre suburban lot and a nice color tv..I threw away my skateboard and got a Commodore,by jingo..I'm sitting in it,right about now,with exhaust pipe in the window.'
Fri, 19-Aug-11 10:46 AM (12 years ago)
'Eventually me and a friend sorta drifted along into s&m,i can take about an hour on the tower of power,long as i gets a little golden shower.'
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whats a tower of power exactly?? sounds like something l would like....*lix*
(12 years ago)
It ties you up so that you are helpless and can be easily intimidated,manipulated and dominated during sex...i think the CIA also used 'em at Guantanamo to interrogate prisoners.
(12 years ago)
Sun, 7-Aug-11 6:30 AM (12 years ago)
'You see Elaine,Billy was a simple country boy,you might say a cockeyed optimist,who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.'
Thu, 14-Jul-11 12:48 PM (12 years ago)
'There is one thing you should learn,when there is no one else to turn to,call for Super Chicken..call for Super Chicken..BAKKAW!!!!
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Thu, 30-Jun-11 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
'Wait a minute,somethings happening in my pants...in the front this time.'
I'm not Richard Gere....and fyi that was a Gerbil....named Lemmewinks...he really loved that little critter...some say too much.
(12 years ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-11 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
Lois:' You know,i'm not wearing any panties' Peter: 'Don't worry,we can always throw that chair out.'
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Sat, 25-Jun-11 5:42 AM (12 years ago)
Do you get right into 'the zone' when you spank that little chimp?
Sat, 25-Jun-11 2:13 AM (12 years ago)
What's that Skip?..Two hikers lost in the Aussie bush?..Where Skip?
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I cant translate the noise into text but I assure you I just did the "tt ttt ttt tttt tttt" you know what I mean lol
(12 years ago)
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Tue, 21-Jun-11 5:52 AM (12 years ago)
'So,is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?'
Thu, 16-Jun-11 2:52 PM (12 years ago)
What's the go with cockfights?...do they fight in different divisions,or are they all assumed to be bantam-weights?
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Mon, 6-Jun-11 8:42 AM (12 years ago)
"I'm disturbed,i'm depressed,i'm inadequate......i got it all!"
Wed, 1-Jun-11 8:29 AM (12 years ago)
'The question is,are you still master of your domain?'
Wed, 25-May-11 1:23 PM (12 years ago)
'You know if you take everything i've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day..it looks decent !'
Tue, 17-May-11 2:24 AM (12 years ago)
'At the age of fourteen a zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,it's breathtaking...i highly suggest you try it.'
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