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Google just talks about museums and more museums. Where are all the fun places?
(8 years ago)
Sun, 28-Jun-15 12:24 AM (8 years ago)
I need a pick me up, this soccer/football game isn't going our way.
All England have to do is "restrict Canada to zero chances." OK, job done, then
(8 years ago)
Yeah, I hope they tie this up quick. Nothing worse than losing on home grounds.
(8 years ago)
What?? allergic reactions on a soccer pitch? - Have the younger generation got no biological defences, these days?
(8 years ago)
Sat, 27-Jun-15 5:39 PM (8 years ago)
People in the hotel room next to mine are having way more fun than I am!!
I'm waiting for them to take a break so i don't ruin there rhythm mid pump.
(8 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
woulnt put it past any of the celebs out there giving their kids name like apple and god knows what else
(8 years ago)
could go down some other god routes but i do not want a fatwa put on my head
(8 years ago)
but then again their are lots of other gods i could use that wont get me to the pearly gates, or in the hot place with the pokers
(8 years ago)
Thu, 4-Jun-15 1:50 AM (8 years ago)
Time to get into bed with the laptop, unless one of you hot ladies want to join me...
2muchphun likes this
Mon, 1-Jun-15 12:28 AM (8 years ago)
Going to Ireland next weekend! What to do there?
Ohhh! I don't think i've ever seen them. Will check them out if the are sexayyy.
(8 years ago)
Sat, 30-May-15 3:36 AM (8 years ago)
This dry spell is not welcomed. How is everyone's weekend starting?
Thu, 7-May-15 3:02 AM (8 years ago)
It's HUMP DAY. How is everyone? Why is TV so boring tonight?
Sat, 2-May-15 1:51 AM (8 years ago)
kellybean1983 your last picture of you touching yourself is making me touch myself...
I'm guessing you smell like lilacs and honey. So that's possible.
(8 years ago)
I like my whiskey! Sexy woman and whiskey. I can use both right now.
(8 years ago)
Thu, 30-Apr-15 3:02 AM (8 years ago)
Hello sexy people! How is everyone's Wednesday going?
It was a long day Red, but now i'm relaxed and in bed! Feels good to be comfortable and relaxed now
(8 years ago)
Wed, 29-Apr-15 1:44 AM (8 years ago)
Tomorrow is hump day. I'm hoping I'd get to hump that day.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Thu, 23-Apr-15 2:27 AM (9 years ago)
They say, two naked bodies together generate more heat. Any ladies want to give it a try with me?
Wed, 22-Apr-15 2:09 AM (9 years ago)
Who needs their hair pulled? I'm feeling like Mr Grey today.
Geez, i should be more specific. Which ladies feel like having their head hair pulled?
(9 years ago)
Wed, 22-Apr-15 1:55 AM (9 years ago)
Good day sexy people. Who needs company tonight?
Well if you're drunk already then might be a good to run out for now Start again tomorrow lol
(9 years ago)
Mon, 20-Apr-15 4:16 AM (9 years ago)
Bed time! Don't have too much fun while I'm gone!
Nige Guyx xxoo..........no guarantees ...... .....hugs.............mwahhhhhh
(9 years ago)
Lol I'll put on a onesie with a flap in the back.....and front I guess
(9 years ago)
Well you have the front and the back... I'd have a tough time deciding if I would like the flap in the front or the back...
(9 years ago)
Sun, 19-Apr-15 10:23 PM (9 years ago)
It's time for me to spend some time with Frank Underwood. How is your Sunday going?
It has been going sloooooow, but we have found ways to move things along
(9 years ago)
Sat, 18-Apr-15 11:21 PM (9 years ago)
That was an amazing Saturday. Now I just need to get laid to make it perfect!
OLDKellybean1983 and steelrat60 like this
You do me and I'll do you, will make it a perfect day! Win win!
(9 years ago)
Great. I'll be there in say 10 hours, if i drove without stopping
(9 years ago)
Wed, 15-Apr-15 2:34 AM (9 years ago)
Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole, That don’t make you a ho, Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three, If you’re leaving with me
Oh there are definitely worse songs out there, but I've not been singing those at work...
(9 years ago)
singin along with david allen coe on the earbuds at the office is not a good plan
(9 years ago)
Yes! Earbuds can be dangerous at work. Especially when someone sneaks up behind you at work.
(9 years ago)
Tue, 14-Apr-15 2:47 AM (9 years ago)
If I said you have a hot body, will you hold it against me?
Chuck-81 likes this
LOL...meant that if you were a woman...couldn't resist the wit to your status!
(9 years ago)