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nope, they are all locked up in Mark's basement still
(6 years ago)
In that case, grab ankles pretty lady 
(6 years ago)
Three words to ruin her ego... "I can't tell".
(6 years ago)
Sun, 21-May-17 6:21 PM (6 years ago)
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Sun, 21-May-17 6:10 PM (6 years ago)
I just noticed a video: "May the Fuck be with you" on yt ... woohoo!
Artistic likes this
Thu, 4-May-17 8:42 PM (6 years ago)
WooHoo, new effect at login box 
Hello, world of perverted people
Hello, world of perverted people
Tue, 28-Feb-17 3:26 AM (7 years ago)
I have a sort of love/repulsion to social network, everytime I stop my social life because I hated my love for social network. My psychiatrist said that's not so grave if I eat a plate of pills every
rhinostool likes this
Mon, 20-Feb-17 9:02 PM (7 years ago)
A friend of mine posted the photo of his penis in whatsapp chat of the church, he thought it was that of his lover. Of course, the wife was in the chat of the church, poor man.
Congratulations,how on earth did you get a church free on Xmas day for a wedding?
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 21-Dec-16 12:26 AM (7 years ago)
I'm sorry to be the first to talking about bad news: Santa Claus was died about 1673 year ago, he will be replaced with some overweight drunkards in red dress and red hat night.
I live near to Bari where bones of Saint Nicholas are exposed main Cathedral (but this one is a legend in a legend)
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
He can't be dead,I saw him doing naughty with my mum underneath the christmas tree...when i was young of course..
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Santa isn't the oldest dead possibly fictitious character ppl believe in 
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 25-Oct-16 4:44 PM (7 years ago)
This yellow shield with ten inside is a proof I'm a bit hold.
shy_professor likes this
Sun, 31-Jul-16 10:15 PM (7 years ago)
Funny town names: Shitterton, England - Hell, Michigan - Why, Arizona - Whynot, Mississippi - Bastardstown, Ireland - Batman, Turkey - Beaverlick, Kentucky - Bra, Italy - Catbrain, England
metalwork likes this
Sun, 31-Jul-16 9:50 PM (7 years ago)
At any given moment, about 0.7% of the people in the world are drunk.
Sat, 23-Jul-16 9:17 PM (7 years ago)
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
Sat, 23-Jul-16 9:02 PM (7 years ago)
My dentist: "You need a crown." - Me: "Finally someone who understands me"
Sat, 23-Jul-16 12:36 PM (7 years ago)
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
I post a new blog post with link to my forum post.
(7 years ago)
SilentiumVenator likes this
The Munich otrage.. I hope the the innocents killied stays in single figers. We do need to know who is doing these things, so I hope the police try to not shoot to kill. We must find out why.
(7 years ago)
SilentiumVenator likes this
Tend to shoot themselves, raven. 9 confirmed dead, police speculating if the 9th is the shooter that have shot himself is the latest news.
(7 years ago)
Fri, 22-Jul-16 7:04 AM (7 years ago)
I just like to sleep naked. The air-hostess could have been a bit more understanding. Good Morning!
Wed, 20-Jul-16 11:00 PM (7 years ago)
Good Night and remember Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Wed, 20-Jul-16 9:45 PM (7 years ago)
"Star Trek Beyond" -19h (in Italy), I already bought tickets for all family... long life and prosper, NN
Wed, 20-Jul-16 7:15 PM (7 years ago)
What did four Italians and a South African in a pubs in London? A search engine for escort ... this time isn't a joke.
Wed, 20-Jul-16 2:49 PM (7 years ago)
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: - And what the dentist said?
Not to mention the proctologist report
(7 years ago)
Wed, 20-Jul-16 1:39 PM (7 years ago)
Mary went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned €25 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "They just wanted to see your panties!" Mary replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Originally it was 5 euros, but after the show I added a bit of money
(7 years ago)
tree climbing is a dangerous activity glad you tipped her
(7 years ago)