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slider127's Recent Statuses
Mon, 1-Jan-18 9:54 PM (6 years ago)
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happy new year to all... hope for a healthy happy and prosperous one for everyone
Happy New Year Slider! smile xoxox
(6 years ago)
ronno1 likes this
Happy New Year to you ! Slider !
(5 years ago)
Happy New Year Slider
(5 years ago)
Wed, 1-Nov-17 12:39 AM (6 years ago)
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trick or treating is over... did my usual dress up as a scarecrow and sit on the front porch and scare the shit outta the little ones....was damn cold out there tonight though
Perhpas the parents will be back later tonight to "thank" you for scaring their precious spawn.
(6 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Should've dressed warmer tongue
(6 years ago)
the straw helped keep me warm
(6 years ago)
W1ldcats69 likes this
Wed, 19-Apr-17 9:09 PM (6 years ago)
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i am so fuckng sick of watching the nightly news and every story being about someone taking something to court.. buck up and live with it
Chuck-81, niteingale and bakerboy4 like this
Its all about the mighty dollar and compensation
(6 years ago)
Lawers and Solicitor's have a field day.
(6 years ago)
Mon, 17-Apr-17 2:47 AM (6 years ago)
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hope everyone had a happy and safe easter day
niteingale and rhinostool like this
Mon, 2-Jan-17 2:04 AM (7 years ago)
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hope everyone had a good holiday.... lets all do good things in 2017
just upped it a notch seeeing you again
(7 years ago)
Lolol such charm lolol
(7 years ago)
ok, hi there whatever takes ya fancy lolol .... wink
(7 years ago)
im still as suave as ever
(7 years ago)
Is "good things" the name of a new member here?
(7 years ago)
Tue, 1-Nov-16 2:01 AM (7 years ago)
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hope ya all ahd a happy haloween... and if ya got scared a bit i hope it was enough to make ya orgasm
deepsea69 and MrsFX like this
Tue, 11-Oct-16 1:10 AM (7 years ago)
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so this sountry is rapidly going to hell... we have 2 total idiots running for president... they have a debate... the people come outta the debate all hyped up cuz trump was sniffling....SHEEEEESH
Just look at some boobies!
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
bounce
(7 years ago)
hard4u6968 likes this
There you go...and mg has very nice boobies
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
MG is the only place to go to see 2 bigger boobs than are running for president lol
(7 years ago)
this prompted me to post my latest status of debate footage edit
(7 years ago)
NNtwitter likes this
Mon, 10-Oct-16 1:56 AM (7 years ago)
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watching the debate..... we are SOOOOOOO DOOOOMEDDDD!!!!!!!
or is that dumber?
(7 years ago)
I'm glad I live in Canada.
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
Justin Trudeau needs to undertake a crash building project to build a wall to stop all the American from crossing illegally after the election. No matter who wins.
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
they cant get any dumber than thois pair
(7 years ago)
galewinds likes this
Pony, the plan is that Canada and the U.S. will soon unite to form the United States of North America, with Justin as our leader. But shhh...it's still a geopolitical secret.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 23-Aug-16 9:22 PM (7 years ago)
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getting over my no more olympics letdown
MarkandLacey and galewinds like this
Me too.
(7 years ago)
me three
(7 years ago)
No more ?
(7 years ago)
its all over arti... and good to see you btw
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
never missed a minute of it...
(7 years ago)
Thu, 11-Aug-16 10:12 PM (7 years ago)
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for lack of anything better to do...guess its another night of watching olympics.... the rut gets deeper
me-and-mrsjones likes this
And NN! smile
(7 years ago)
you cannot be serious
(7 years ago)
nothing wrong with that slider its fab
(7 years ago)
Olympics and NN, what else is there?
(7 years ago)
Wed, 10-Aug-16 1:04 AM (7 years ago)
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another night of watching olympics.... i'm falling into a rut here
me-and-mrsjones likes this
Rut Roh tongue
(7 years ago)
just hope there are some horny sexy ladies on here after the last night to calm me down lol
(7 years ago)
Sun, 7-Aug-16 1:27 AM (7 years ago)
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wnjoying the olympics....good to see the different sports
me-and-mrsjones and bOObzman like this
wnjoying?
(7 years ago)
4 beers.... lol
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I wish all the contestants the very best... I doubt I will watch any
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 likes this
lol
(7 years ago)
i cant spell and i cant type... throw in a few beers and its a wnder i can even find the keyboard
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Sat, 30-Jul-16 8:16 AM (7 years ago)
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too horny to sleep... damn i hate when that happens
just heading out, shops and hair done
(7 years ago)
shopping for sexy undies
(7 years ago)
lol, nah
(7 years ago)
im heading out, get to sleep, cya xox
(7 years ago)
have a good day
(7 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jul-16 1:01 AM (7 years ago)
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nicer weather and im still lazy...wtf
I'm wicked and I'm lazeeeeee
(7 years ago)
Sat, 23-Jul-16 12:38 AM (7 years ago)
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i think i need to move to austrailia..... lots of hot babes there
miss_molly, Big10bi, MrsFX and TexAngel like this
*car
(7 years ago)
sorru to hear, steel
(7 years ago)
It's all good... noone was hurt
(7 years ago)
The grass is always greener..............
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, theyleave the west behind... and Moscow girls make me sing and shout, and Georgia's always on my mind
(7 years ago)
Thu, 24-Mar-16 5:26 PM (8 years ago)
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taking a long lunch....what should i do
so hows you dont seen you often enough
(8 years ago)
working a bunch.... not here during the day ever anymore
(8 years ago)
thats not good
(8 years ago)
i know but ya gotta do what ya gotta do
(8 years ago)
tiy dong anything fun these days ley
(8 years ago)
Fri, 18-Mar-16 12:11 AM (8 years ago)
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such a lousy day!!!!! dont even feel like going out and celebrating with the irish
Tue, 29-Dec-15 3:22 AM (8 years ago)
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wooooohoooo....... i got my 10 year shield
LOL, yeah, u wouldn't run too fast!! wink
(8 years ago)
haha slider ....i aint easy tongue
(8 years ago)
you think i havent figured that out yet lol
(8 years ago)
Of course I'd catch u flitty, I'm a 10 year pro perve, you're merely a 5 year amateur! smile
(8 years ago)
you should have by now !! tongue .....umm no clitty....im a 8 yrs pro if ya add my previous time on top of this one tongue ...actually probably more closer to 9
(8 years ago)
Tue, 24-Nov-15 4:02 AM (8 years ago)
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time to shower and head to bed....later all you sexy pervs
shegotthejak likes this
later!!!
(8 years ago)
Oh and have sweet dreams
(8 years ago)
Bye slider smile
(8 years ago)
hello and good night slider smile
(8 years ago)
sleep well
(8 years ago)
Bluelou12 likes this
Sat, 17-Oct-15 12:23 AM (8 years ago)
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shhhhhhhhh....its quiet time....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(8 years ago)
*runs thru status beating a tambourine/chanting* HARE KRISHNA, HARE KRISHNA, HARE, HARE. KRISHNA, KRISHNA,
(8 years ago)
Lol pony ^5
(8 years ago)
Fri, 11-Sep-15 10:37 PM (8 years ago)
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home from work....cold beer opened....waiting for chinese food to arive
steelrat60 and happy_belle like this
got a blue moon ib the glass ight now
(8 years ago)
blue moon you saw me drinking alone...lol
(8 years ago)
Y'know when I drink alone.... I prefer to be by myself
(8 years ago)
Yeah, my whole family done give up on me And it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me Is my dear Old Grand-Dad
(8 years ago)
i prefer to drink with naked women but dont get my wish very often lol
(8 years ago)
Fri, 4-Sep-15 12:01 AM (8 years ago)
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...wanders in...grabs the remote and turns on the football game
BlindMelon likes this
About time
(8 years ago)
Are you ready for some football!
(8 years ago)
come snuggle here on the couch with me lizzie and we can watch together
(8 years ago)
Wed, 2-Sep-15 3:16 AM (8 years ago)
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game over...time to go to bed...g'nite folks
Wed, 2-Sep-15 2:07 AM (8 years ago)
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i think i smell roomie making cookies,,,,better go think of an excuse to get to her kitchen.......
GottaBeMe likes this
Sun, 30-Aug-15 10:54 PM (8 years ago)
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sliding over to Lizzie for a whiff of her sexy perfume
coldfish1 likes this
mrsu
(8 years ago)
Evening Slider dude xoxo
(8 years ago)
how ya been Lizzie
(8 years ago)
Doing ok. Working and trying to settle things back home. How are you and Kp?
(8 years ago)
doing good. just not getting laid enough lol
(8 years ago)
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