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Sun, 16-Nov-25 10:21 AM (21 days ago)
Is it just me..., or is NN going through a purple patch? Our beautiful regulars are posting some sensational shots, and there seems to be a flood of gorgeous new Newbies keen to share their treasures!
people are def not my favorite at times 
but Im a purple girl too
but Im a purple girl too
(21 days ago)
^^^ Pretty sure the people I'm perving aren't AI generated, Smitty. One of them is your wife! 
I agree with you though, about people not seeming to care if what they're looking at is real, or fake.
I agree with you though, about people not seeming to care if what they're looking at is real, or fake.
(19 days ago)
Just got a like on this status from Pierced Petite! Is that serendipity or what? ie ; Pierced Petite - PP. Purple Patch - PP. What's more, PP (the person) posted a pic in a see-thru skin tight top....
(19 days ago)
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...that perfectly proves my purple patch point. And she's not alone. Verily, Gentlemen of NN, I say to you, count thy blessings, for they are multitudinous.
(19 days ago)
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Wed, 12-Nov-25 7:09 AM (25 days ago)
Yesterday I bought a packet of Animal Crackers. But I had to take it back because the seal was broken..... 
Sat, 1-Nov-25 6:34 AM (36 days ago)
Sometimes I have to pinch myself to prove I'm not just dreaming that NN is a real place! Sexy naked women as far as the eye can see, hot Newbies joining every day, and a fun vibe in Status......
Not to vs300a, have you not heard of the metaphor? To refresh your memory,it's "a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable."
(35 days ago)
....thus, my use of the phrase 'real place' is perfectly appropriate, in the same way as is 'all the world's a stage'. As to your other point, let me quote Paul Simon, who wrote, 'Still a man sees.. "
(35 days ago)
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what he wants to see, and disregards the rest.' For me, that's 'sexy naked women as far as the eye can see, hot Newbies joining every day, and a fun vibe in Status'. Pretenders I don't care about
(35 days ago)
^^^^ Sometimes 'a fun vibe in Status' even includes pictures...... does the s(t)imulation never end? 
(34 days ago)
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Wed, 22-Oct-25 5:54 AM (46 days ago)
I know we can't post statuses that besmirch other users. So I'll ask a question: When did it become OK for members to hustle their (competitive) services in comments? Including their contact details?
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it hasnt I dont think, but that doesnt stop those spamming their details ... howdy Rene
(46 days ago)
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Fri, 16-May-25 6:14 AM (205 days ago)
Cop to bystander, 'So you saw five people beat up a guy on an electric bike. Why didn't you help?' Bystander, "I thought five was enough."
Sun, 30-Mar-25 6:30 AM (252 days ago)
I have two entries on my bucket list. Actually I don't call it my bucketlist, but it's a word that starts with 'f', and rhymes. I need to visit Pixie Hollow, USA, and TBD in Canada to clear my list
is called a fire pit, up here we've had em forever,,,
(259 days ago)
Yeah. People who live in glass houses shouldn't keep a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder in their glass-encased garage!
(259 days ago)
And definitely not running in reverse up on a jack.....
(259 days ago)
Tue, 11-Mar-25 6:50 AM (271 days ago)
Ever wonder why there's no pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in a different box...
ken got no deek, plastic mound, barbie got no verjina, plastic mound, u werk it oot whit pincil 
(271 days ago)
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Awe Ravers, you had Barbies, how cute you came out de closet 
(271 days ago)
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That was a Midge doll bottom, got pulled off the shelves because she wasn't married.... Like that was the thing Americans should be worried about.
(271 days ago)
My Big Jim with karate chop arm was never pregnant
(271 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Mar-25 7:33 AM (276 days ago)
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
I hate ironing I’m sending it back to you 😂😂
(276 days ago)
put a lipstick kiss on the collar of the white shirt first Chelseagal.. 😎
(275 days ago)
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Ok I will
(275 days ago)
Mon, 10-Feb-25 8:55 AM (300 days ago)
If you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup and no-one's there to see you fuck up and unfuck your fuckup, did you even fuck up at all?
🤔 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes……. No!
(300 days ago)
Seems a good reason to fuck down, so you never fuck up.
(299 days ago)
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i read it as " i'm an honest person, i don't like paper work nor a possible repermand"
(299 days ago)
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I always said it's not a fuck up if you can fix it true statement lol
(299 days ago)
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Sat, 8-Feb-25 6:40 AM (302 days ago)
A pig, a politician, and a con artist wander into a bar. After finishing polishing the glass in his hand, the barman looks up and says, 'What can I get you, Mr Trump?'
no reason to cast such ugly disperions on an innocent pig
(302 days ago)
Thu, 6-Feb-25 6:27 AM (304 days ago)
Q: What's the definition of frenzy? A: A blind lesbian at a fish market.
Mon, 3-Feb-25 9:32 AM (307 days ago)
The quickest way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.
It took me an hour and 2 cups of coffee to get this joke 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️...howdy Rene 👋
(307 days ago)
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Why, you have an excellent point, sir.
(309 days ago)
Thanks for the comments. You know how it is when you try and post a meaningful status. I'm glad you think this one's on point.
(308 days ago)
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Sat, 1-Feb-25 5:28 AM (309 days ago)
What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Sun, 26-Jan-25 9:00 AM (315 days ago)
I bought a book online titled,”How to Avoid Being Scammed”. That was a year and a half ago, I’m still waiting for it to arrive.
i bought a cd on how to deal wiv disappointment, when i got home and opened it, it was empty 
(315 days ago)
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Wed, 22-Jan-25 12:30 AM (320 days ago)
Even as an old guy, I still feel young at heart. Other places, less so.
My mind keeps writing cheques that my body can’t cash
(319 days ago)
I often get ideas in my head that were good when I was 25, but my body can't keep up with now!
(319 days ago)
To paraphrase Leonard Cohen: I now ache in the places that I used to play
(319 days ago)
you are only as young as you feel...the judge didnt buy that argument for groping her
(318 days ago)
Mon, 13-Jan-25 5:47 AM (328 days ago)
I didn't use to give a fuck. Then I tried RedBull. Now I don't give a flying fuck.
Sun, 12-Jan-25 7:20 AM (329 days ago)
I’m at that age where I sometimes think, you probably shouldn’t say that. But then I think, what the hell, just say it and let’s see what happens.
My trouble is I dont think. I just say it and then think.... maybe I shouldnt have said that 
(329 days ago)
Wed, 8-Jan-25 6:51 AM (333 days ago)
Ever notice how too much time available to do a task often means you put it off and put it off, until it finally becomes a rush? Or is that just me...
i have the feeling that NN is full of procastinaters
(333 days ago)
Fri, 27-Dec-24 5:21 AM (345 days ago)
Well, that didn't take long! I rejoined as a free member; 15 days later I can't stand the restrictions, so I'm now back to Premium status (geddit? status?.. Never mind. )
Sun, 15-Dec-24 6:44 AM (357 days ago)
PSA: The letter 'g' can be pronounced soft or hard. Like most things in life, the soft approach is generally your best course. eg: Grumpy says hard. Gentle says soft. Too easy