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nyege's Recent Statuses
Sat, 11-Jan-25 11:07 AM (14 days ago)
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Would you rather need 2 hours+ to orgasm or 2minutes every time?
well ronalds buys all our black ones fo they grand anus bergers, errr angus bergers
(14 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
With beet root?
(14 days ago)
with beet troot uhuh uhuh ... occa berger needs beet troot drool
(14 days ago)
no fukin pie napple tho ... eggs is good on a azzie berger
(14 days ago)
Can't beet a root
(14 days ago)
Fri, 10-Jan-25 2:57 PM (15 days ago)
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Would you rather be a couple in which his cock is to big to fit in properly or a couple where she's BBW and the dick is to short to fit in properly?
Is this a Torrie Tits alt?
(15 days ago)
Looks forward to that yahoo
(15 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I once had a woman tell me that she wasn't sure that she could get it in her. It's not that I'm so huge, just that she hadn't had sex in decades. It took a bit of work, but we made it happen.
(15 days ago)
We're currently chatting here on NN to two guys who are lots, lots bigger than MrRC and... Gasp... Will probably meet them. 😍
(15 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
If you guys are ever up this way you can meet another
(15 days ago)
Thu, 9-Jan-25 3:10 PM (16 days ago)
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Would you rather take your Swingerclub friends to a family dinner or take your family dinner to the Swingerclub?
Swinger/kinkster friends to family dinners. We've done that a number of times, haha
(16 days ago)
smittenforyou, nosanity and NicRae like this
We prefer to keep things separated! Our family is fully aware of our lifestyle, but I doubt they would understand the dynamics of the situation firsthand. 🤔
(16 days ago)
🤔
(16 days ago)
what if your swingerclub friends are your fami
(16 days ago)
shaqila and smittenforyou like this
To the family dinner it is.. I'll get everyone so drunk they won't remember who was there 🤣
(16 days ago)
Mon, 6-Jan-25 7:01 PM (19 days ago)
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2Nd today: What do I need to know about going to the sauna?
Phineas_J_Whoopee likes this
the feeling of not being ablr to brethe if youre sensitive to dry heat
(19 days ago)
^^^ This
(19 days ago)
Got mixed sex sauna here, it ok to glance, a stare not so much. Bring extra towels, one or two for your shower before and after and one to sit on in the sauna. And cover your junk, some my not like it
(19 days ago)
Sweat baths are always nude and towel free. It's all tiles in there, there should be a hose to rinse your seat, before you sit and before you leave.
(19 days ago)
Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
(19 days ago)
captain__82 and Artistic like this
Mon, 6-Jan-25 6:42 PM (19 days ago)
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Would you rather fuck in the sauna or in a frozen lake?
frozen stiff or hot and sweaty...hmmm
(19 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Redefining the money shot.
(19 days ago)
Frozen=solid ice. Likely unalive at that point. I will take sauna.
(19 days ago)
He cums in cubes. LOL
(19 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
heat stroke / hyperthermia...aint that lonely yet glare w00t
(19 days ago)
Sun, 5-Jan-25 12:17 PM (20 days ago)
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Would you rather sleep half covered with a winter blanket in summer or have a blanket for each season?
You better not sheet in your bed
(20 days ago)
GottaBeMe and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I use a qilt all year..
(20 days ago)
I use a quilt / duvet all year.. Not used a blanket for over 40 years.
(20 days ago)
No change in bedding all year 'round. We change the ceiling fan speed and the thermostat.
(20 days ago)
On my bed at the other house, my bed has two comforters on all year.
(20 days ago)
Fri, 3-Jan-25 10:27 AM (22 days ago)
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I love how erotic storytelling can shape a sexual relationship to the desires of both partners without crossing boundaries too early! You agree? Tell me your example wink
This status in a nutshell: tell me some filth while I wank
(22 days ago)
MrsTrellis, McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
Sat, 21-Dec-24 8:05 PM (35 days ago)
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A Japanese saying says: You only need three things in life: Something to do, someone to love and something to hope for. What are your three things?
live well,me,a future full of opportunity. this is whats best muscles
(35 days ago)
Remember yesterday fondly, live for today, look forward to the future.
(35 days ago)
MookEndling likes this
Inner peace, true enlightenment and no thought of yesterday or tomorrow.
(35 days ago)
MookEndling likes this
Fri, 20-Dec-24 8:07 PM (36 days ago)
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What means TOF?
Oh, so it was! I didn't see that. I guess my mind was on tits.
(36 days ago)
Tits out Fursday
(36 days ago)
TOF = Naked Breasts on Fridays....bounce...smile
(36 days ago)
Try oiling fanny
(36 days ago)
They tend to "oil" themselves....LOL
(36 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Tue, 17-Dec-24 5:35 AM (40 days ago)
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Odd fantasies about getting milked off on a milking table/ glory hole.. Anyone can relate?
Wouldn’t call it odd. What guy would turn it down? Sounds fun!
(39 days ago)
Have you seen the milking machine videos on another sight. The sights and sounds alone get me wet. I'd love to try it. So much so I've even looked at the cost of a machine
(39 days ago)
Fri, 6-Dec-24 7:10 PM (50 days ago)
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Your answers about the jobs amazed me! Another question for today: What you like spending money on the most?
Who doesnt like LEGO
(50 days ago)
Our racing car.
(50 days ago)
I don't spend money well,lately I've been hitting a certain bargain store in my area for great savings and the most I spent is 22.00 on a wireless head set,I saw it on the net for almost 60.00 wink
(50 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Candy……. 😂
(50 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
And scotch.
(50 days ago)
Wed, 4-Dec-24 5:30 PM (52 days ago)
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What was your dream job when you were a child and how did it turn out?
McPhallus likes this
I wanted to be a writer or a teacher. Writing did happen for me, but not really as a profession
(51 days ago)
McPhallus and GottaBeMe like this
First I wanted to fly fast jets, RAF physical requirement at the time ruled that out
(51 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
boxer, firefighter, nurse...oh yeah the last one stuck wink
(51 days ago)
Living my dream as a stay at home Dad. Pretty damn good at it too.
(51 days ago)
tugking70, McPhallus and GottaBeMe like this
I was shortlisted for a job as a surgeon, but I didn’t make the cut.
(51 days ago)
Artistic, McPhallus and GottaBeMe like this
Tue, 3-Dec-24 2:48 PM (53 days ago)
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What do you like more and why? Mountains or sea?
Why is what seems to be, a natural insentive to "climb every Mountain" ?
(52 days ago)
nyege likes this
Maybe it's the brains urge to see new things or at a certain dose new impressions can be the refreshing
(52 days ago)
Sea. I'm a cancer (the crab).
(52 days ago)
nyege likes this
Mountains. Sea is full of sand and imey
(52 days ago)
Slimey things...
(52 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Sat, 30-Nov-24 11:26 AM (56 days ago)
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Would rather choose Summer or Winter all year round?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Fall
(56 days ago)
Summer, winter is too cold and depressing........
(56 days ago)
i chose light all year lol
(56 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Those aren't the best choices.
(56 days ago)
Artistic and GottaBeMe like this
I'll go with summer.
(55 days ago)
Thu, 28-Nov-24 6:29 PM (58 days ago)
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"How you do something is how you do everything" opinions?
smittenforyou and McPhallus like this
As long as you have free action - if you are limited by a mandated process then that can't really reflect on you
(58 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sometimes that's the case. I assume things like if you don't clean up after yourself at work or in your car, What does your home look like. I guess I'm judging but I hate cleaning up after people. 🤔
(58 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Wed, 27-Nov-24 6:57 PM (59 days ago)
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What's you favourite conversation starter? What do you observe makes opening up easy?
lennynatural likes this
I'm better off keeping my mouth shut unless there's something totally innocuous between my brain and tongue.
(59 days ago)
smittenforyou and GottaBeMe like this
Better to remain silent and thought a fool…🤣🤣🤣
(59 days ago)
GottaBeMe and smittenforyou like this
What about this line as said in the Tears For Fears song...I Wanted To Be With You Alone..And Talk About The Weather....".
(59 days ago)
Who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja? Follow up, is it fair for the pirate to have flintlocks?
(59 days ago)
I like to start with "Officer that's not mine".....
(58 days ago)
2knude and paul01224 like this
Tue, 26-Nov-24 7:38 PM (60 days ago)
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Would you rather live in a tree house or on a boat?
Pete, my cousin and her husband have a canal boat they use through the west midlands over to Wales. They even rent it out. So if you are ever over there I'll get you mates rates. 👍
(60 days ago)
Thanks sounds great. It’s on my bucket list. If the weather wasn’t so miserable over there I’d love to live on one. Then again these days I’d get deported
(59 days ago)
Scratch deported and add transported to Australia. Not much has changed in over 200 years LOL
(59 days ago)
Definitely a boat it's a great life style lol I'll be to worried about falling out of a tree house
(59 days ago)
I'm going to meet you half way and build a tree boat
(59 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sun, 24-Nov-24 8:47 AM (62 days ago)
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FFM or MMF?
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MFM or FMF seeing I'm totally straight grin
(62 days ago)
Depends on my mood but sometimes just F 😜
(62 days ago)
FFMM works for us but if they aren't available then Vicky visits for a FFM.
(62 days ago)
Wodja likes this
Vicky? fukme VicVic ... one of the most obnoxious personalities ever, good ole VB, yes she is Victoria Bitter crying
(61 days ago)
Fm is always my favorite slot more stations to tune into than am .......ahhhh are we talking about the same thing?
(61 days ago)
Sat, 23-Nov-24 8:39 AM (63 days ago)
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How to know if a relationship is worth the long distance?
xD yes everywhere
(63 days ago)
she does anything to make me happy
(63 days ago)
ok, not werth pursuing, she gunna git it from somekunt local crying
(63 days ago)
I'm gonna say that if you have to ask...it's prob not. 🤷‍♀️
(63 days ago)
I'm just going to say long distance can definitely work you both need to be committed and keep sharing photos even if it's in the supermarket it makes it real
(63 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Fri, 22-Nov-24 7:41 PM (64 days ago)
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Pubes Or No Pubes?
mrjimm likes this
One pube?
(64 days ago)
Artistic likes this
@Mmm surely you can comment for ''her'' and yourself
(64 days ago)
thatfeeling likes this
Or the many..
(64 days ago)
Either for me but Im not keen on getting pubes in mouth. Its almost as horrible as getting a bone in a piece of fish. vomit Personally I keep mine trimmed.
(64 days ago)
thatfeeling likes this
annnnnnnd, the hairs on her dickey dido hung down to her knees, one black one one white one and one with a bita shite on and the hairs on he dickey dido hung down to her knees love
(64 days ago)
Thu, 21-Nov-24 6:55 PM (65 days ago)
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Heyo everyone! I'm new to this site. Tell me your favourite feature of NN!
The lousy jokes and delicious food!
(65 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
The little x up in the top right corner.
(65 days ago)
Boobies, that's the best feature.....bounce bounce bounce bounce
(65 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Wodger’s dictionary and Raven’s dick.
(64 days ago)
not a feature, but my friends love
(64 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this