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fults's Recent Statuses
Mon, 9-Dec-13 2:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Yeah it's Monday again said no one ever
That's true as fuck.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 6-Dec-13 6:00 PM (10 years ago)
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warning about online buying, be careful what you buy i just spent $450 on a penis enlarger and they sent me a magnifying glass and only instructions were to not use in sunlight
lol.
(10 years ago)
You only paid $450 for yours? You got a bargain...
(10 years ago)
it was second hand
(10 years ago)
Mon, 2-Dec-13 7:56 PM (10 years ago)
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cyber monday?
Seems to be. Some banks have tweeted they are having problems with online transactions due to volumes......
(10 years ago)
Mon, 18-Nov-13 1:13 AM (10 years ago)
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mayor ford is a beauty
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
yup
(10 years ago)
he is genuine train wreck
(10 years ago)
there is never a dull moment in Toronto politics
(10 years ago)
Montreal has had different turmoil past year
(10 years ago)
it's still continuing in Montreal is it not?
(10 years ago)
Wed, 13-Nov-13 10:39 PM (10 years ago)
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off to sin and then maybe sin again,
phil ur holes and free2bladyV like this
put in the in sin...
(10 years ago)
hoping to do some stuff tonight with Miki that's a sin even though we ARE married. tongue hehehe
(10 years ago)
Fults, sorry you were dragged into it. lol. Go and say your proper goodbyes in the goodbye forum thread
(10 years ago)
lol no not that luvthelabia said im a siner or something
(10 years ago)
I know. It didn't take her or dog very long to come back. But do go to the good bye thread in the forum.....lol
(10 years ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-13 7:30 PM (10 years ago)
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whats with these people and their white poppies?
no lenny.. red poppies symbolize remembrance.. the white poppies are a protest against the red poppies
(10 years ago)
ya alot of upset veterans over them
(10 years ago)
The white poppy is an artificial flower used as a symbol of peace, worn as an alternative to the red
(10 years ago)
I find that very disrespectful.....just another loony idea from.....I will stop there for fear of being accused of something!
(10 years ago)
That went over my head, I stand corrected.
(10 years ago)
Wed, 6-Nov-13 7:04 PM (10 years ago)
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off to punish my penic like it ows me money
just needs
(10 years ago)
mine just hangs down to my knees
(10 years ago)
Mine does too - if I tie a brick to it
(10 years ago)
just penic pump it back up
(10 years ago)
Pump up the penic Pump up the penic
(10 years ago)
Mon, 4-Nov-13 12:35 AM (10 years ago)
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pre drinking for the walking dead
JediMasterBater likes this
Excellent! Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to invite myself over to use your cable and snuggle on your couch while I watch it hahah.
(10 years ago)
sounds good to me just to let you know i have busy busy hands
(10 years ago)
Only on commercial breaks!! tongue \
(10 years ago)
lol good thing the walking dead has tons of commercials
(10 years ago)
hehe wink
(10 years ago)
Fri, 1-Nov-13 5:52 AM (10 years ago)
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later friends i need to go look at the inside of my eyelids now
lata fults thanks for the fun chat smile
(10 years ago)
anytime
(10 years ago)
Wed, 30-Oct-13 7:26 PM (10 years ago)
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so for halloween this year, i decided im gonna put 3 dicks in my mouth and go as my ex girlfriend
Wed, 23-Oct-13 1:20 AM (10 years ago)
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hat trick
was thinking you was hanging your hat off ya dick
(10 years ago)
i wish but im hung like a feild mouse
(10 years ago)
lol
(10 years ago)
you know its fall when the leafs are falling...lol
(10 years ago)
but they are winning and will be 7-3 so not falling yet
(10 years ago)
Tue, 10-Sep-13 2:04 PM (10 years ago)
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it's hotter than two squirels screwing in a wool sock outside today
MarkandLacey likes this
that's fuckin HOT
(10 years ago)
Never wearing wool socks again...
(10 years ago)
Fri, 6-Sep-13 4:08 PM (10 years ago)
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ladies do bras even work? lol just curious
you have my respect grin
(10 years ago)
front closing one was done with teeth they are my fav lol
(10 years ago)
make good sling shots
(10 years ago)
extreme respect grin I even struggle with my oen sometimes lol
(10 years ago)
lol maybe the bigger the boobs the harder they are to get off
(10 years ago)
Wed, 7-Aug-13 6:04 PM (10 years ago)
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the best part about having a threesome is the walk of shame... you dont have to do it alone
VTCali likes this
quite true!!
(10 years ago)
Sat, 6-Jul-13 5:47 PM (10 years ago)
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who can prove they have matching bra and panties on today? or who can even remember without looking
they looked like eyes cuz they were staring at me
(10 years ago)
WOW! I knew they would look fantastic. Great wedgie pic, but I think you must have cheated on the "buttons" Too hot for nips like that isn't it?
(10 years ago)
oh right, you were watching bush! lol
(10 years ago)
LOL! That may have had something to do with it... who's to say... haha
(10 years ago)
either that or you have ice cube in hand looking for the boxer hole. :OP hehehehe'
(10 years ago)
Wed, 29-May-13 3:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
Jubbley, myWF4u2C and steelrat60 like this
Tue, 2-Apr-13 7:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Boy: Hi. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
Seriously...
(10 years ago)
Sounds about right lol
(10 years ago)
Tue, 2-Apr-13 1:54 PM (10 years ago)
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Q: Is google a boy or girl? A: Obviously a girl because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
and that is a great thing, because we ALL know that women are always right anyway..we are trying to save you all time and breath!! LOL
(10 years ago)
I never argue with my woman - I nod at her as she explains her point if view - I kiss get and thank her for her safe advice - and then I go do what I always intended to do wink
(10 years ago)
   
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