)Whilestar's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 2-Jan-20 2:11 AM (4 years ago)
I’m late, but happy new year everyone! Wishing you all lots of fun and nudey times ahead xxx
Thu, 26-Dec-19 1:52 AM (4 years ago)
Merry Christmas everyone x hope you had a wonderful day, and hope you got everything you wanted 
Sun, 15-Dec-19 11:31 PM (4 years ago)
To celebrate my return, the booty is back in action. Just a simple photo, but why not.
Tue, 10-Dec-19 2:02 AM (4 years ago)
Hi all, sorry for disappearing. Long story. I missed you all. Also, sorry to those I was talking to, please forgive me for ghosting you, I didn’t want to.
Thanks blu, sorry I missed your message before I added mine! Thanks naughty 
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(4 years ago)
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I’d definitely take cuddles and hugs over puddles and drugs too. And thank you I’ll probably cycle back around to the other one eventually xxx
I’ll probably cycle back around to the other one eventually xxx
(4 years ago)
Sat, 14-Sep-19 4:31 AM (4 years ago)
Oh, I’m on the front page! On the front page and I don’t have boobs. I officially win at NN. For however brief it may be, I’m flattered. See ya later pervs. Happy weekend.
Aww you’re too sweet 
*hugs and kisses (and some cheeky fondling)*
*hugs and kisses (and some cheeky fondling)*
(4 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
I missed it! Boo hiss! I wonder how they decide how to rotate those things. The first set (Recent Popular Real NewbieNudes Girls & Naked Women) seems to stay pretty constant.
(4 years ago)
Pierce__Rossi likes this
Oh darn it, you’re right. I’ve been relegated already 
(4 years ago)
Pierce__Rossi likes this
That’s true though, whenever I check it out, it doesn’t change much tbh. Usually all the same guys too.
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 12-Sep-19 12:32 AM (4 years ago)
I just watched the Aladdin remake and I have mixed feelings. I enjoyed it, but I miss Robin Williams :’( the legend
Wed, 11-Sep-19 1:22 AM (4 years ago)
Today I was reminded why I work alone. People Suck. Except you guys, you’re cool
Sat, 7-Sep-19 12:16 AM (4 years ago)
I’ve decided. I’m going to write a book, and I’ll turn everyone that annoys me into a character, and I’ll kill them off in varying degrees of horror appropriate to my level of frustration.
*reconsiders membership here* LOL
(4 years ago)
Fri, 6-Sep-19 12:44 AM (4 years ago)
I had a dream last night that I left NN open and my family saw my pics. Worst nightmare ever.
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Lol, my brother did, Lenny. He was all “Hey, what’s newbie nudes?” And I tried to pretend it was an unwanted pop up 
couldn’t have been happier when I woke up from that dream
couldn’t have been happier when I woke up from that dream
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 5-Sep-19 1:47 AM (4 years ago)
Woke up today super depressed about random things for some reason. Like my cat that died a few years ago, and breaking up with my ex. So I ate lots of Nutella. I feel better now.
My Starbucks order is a Nutella Latte...I order a mocha latte with half hazelnut!
(4 years ago)
That’s a lot of food groups in one status comment, there. And nutella should get credit for it’s effect on mental health
(4 years ago)
Guess I’ll buy a case of the stuff. Maybe then.....
(4 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Once you’re in, you’ve gotta go all the way, you know how it is
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 3-Sep-19 12:49 AM (4 years ago)
I’m honestly clueless. A girl I barely know tells me she misses me, and I just don’t have a response ready for that. I’m so bad at flirting it’s not even funny. Pointers?
I should have mentioned, we live a distance away from one another, so I wasn’t able to ask her out, which is why I was unsure of how else to respond. And lol, thanks Lenny, I’ll keep that in mind.
(4 years ago)
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Sun, 25-Aug-19 12:00 AM (4 years ago)
50% of status: “I’m horny”. 45% of status: “I'm bored”. 5% of status: “Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun…”
I am the .01% that just does drive bys, hijacks and occasionally posts a status of my own
(4 years ago)
Thu, 22-Aug-19 1:56 AM (4 years ago)
Would you date an android? If he/she was indistinguishable from a human.
No, but they neer talk or comp[lain or ask you to take em out
(4 years ago)
JohnnyR308 likes this
NICE! I'd probably need to buy 2 though ... Just because i'm a horrible person and would get sick of one eventually LOL
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
and :food i
Lots of people I know are dating Androids but I still prefer iOS
(4 years ago)
Fri, 16-Aug-19 10:52 PM (4 years ago)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Thu, 15-Aug-19 1:41 AM (4 years ago)
What would you do if you worked for yourself comfortably, but had a pretty good job offer to work for someone else nearby?
At one point I wanted to quit for greener grass so instead, I hired people and gave them greener grass... And now, my grass is even greener....
(4 years ago)
Sat, 10-Aug-19 1:31 AM (4 years ago)
So, a girl (a friend) starts telling me how she doesn’t expect anyone to want to talk to her, so I make an effort to talk to her...and...she ghosts me. Thanks a bunch for the demonstration! Lol
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Tue, 6-Aug-19 1:53 AM (4 years ago)
I seem to have a new routine...log on late, make sarcastic replies to status, go to sleep.
Well, I enjoy you all very much, i don’t take much notice of drama. I just enjoy a good sarcastic quip if I’m honest. But who doesn’t?
(4 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Ha you would be minted, cmp. But you’d have more money if you patented posts that say “I’m horny
(4 years ago)
Hey, naughty, hope the week has started well for you
(4 years ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
I do not do well with heat. I feel for you. I will be hiding in the AC again this weekend
(4 years ago)
Tue, 9-Jul-19 1:19 AM (4 years ago)
Do you ever get that paranoid thought that you might somehow magically send your NN pics to someone on your phone contacts?
Thu, 13-Jun-19 11:43 PM (4 years ago)
If ever you need to feel better about yourself, just say “Bill Gates and I have a combined worth of approximately $80bn”
Tue, 11-Jun-19 9:43 PM (4 years ago)
Me: calls client to express pride at completing complicated goal-A. Client: “have you completed super complex goal-B yet?”. Me: kills client