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eagerwetbeaver2's Recent Statuses
Sat, 19-Jan-19 11:10 PM (14 hours ago)
I need to work on my ping pong skills.
and that reminds me of a joke where the punch line is ping pong balls?? I thought you said king Kongs balls
(13 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Looks like you have a good serve, how are you at returns?
(13 hours ago)
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There are a few ladies in the Patpong nightclubs in Bangkok who have some unusual skills with ping pong balls.
(12 hours ago)
just like the one in the movie Priscilla lol
(12 hours ago)
No you don't ewbie. you're doing just fine imo wink
(9 hours ago)
Tue, 15-Jan-19 12:44 AM (5 days ago)
I want to feel your spasm in my chasm.
I want your chasm to spasm when I slap your casm then put in my dasm smile (I have nooo idea what I just said) lol
(5 days ago)
shaqila likes this
your shot in my slot
(5 days ago)
ore-gasm
(5 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
oral-gasmssssss
(5 days ago)
I wanna feel your chasm spasm as I lick your clit!!wink
(4 days ago)
Wed, 9-Jan-19 11:57 AM (11 days ago)
Finally saw “Roma” & the camerawork is beautiful.
cum4me1 and zencoach like this
One of my favorite films in a while. Absolutely gorgeously filmed.
(10 days ago)
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Mon, 7-Jan-19 11:55 PM (12 days ago)
I don't understand what AlwaysAmateur is & why it seems to be a duplicate of NN... more importantly, why was there no notification about this?
I knew it was you with that funny wigged pic of your penis. Bookmarked btw & yes my bookmarks are open to all.
(12 days ago)
nobozos likes this
Now more on technicals, how does one do a Dns look up?
(12 days ago)
I just went to google to search for "DNS lookup" and selected the first result (mxtoolbox).
(12 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
or you could run a command prompt and type "nslookup some-web-address".
(12 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Oh! Dear! You lost me! What's the way to the all you can eat buffet? Way more appealing to me. smile (Thanks though for your time explaining)
(12 days ago)
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Sat, 5-Jan-19 10:12 PM (14 days ago)
Tried to jazz up my tits with tassels to contrast the previous post. Practicing the spin was... interesting.
practice, practice, practice...only way to get good smile
(14 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
well my sins are just in wrong direction sad
(14 days ago)
spins as well LOL
(14 days ago)
artlover4u likes this
your tits don't need jazzing up though! they're already amazing
(14 days ago)
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Tue, 1-Jan-19 7:10 AM (19 days ago)
New Year’s resolution: be able to place my ankles behind my head.
I could help with the stretching
(19 days ago)
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I may hold you to that ewbie... having the image now indelibly imprinted in my mind... wink
(18 days ago)
I'd be happy enough for you to put your ankles behind my ears!
(18 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
If you like we can start by placing your ankles behind my head! Mwah x
(18 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Come join me at hot yoga and we can work on it togetherwink
(17 days ago)
Sun, 30-Dec-18 5:11 AM (21 days ago)
Been sick the past few days. Sorry for the lack of replies.
Your health is important so you can have fun
(21 days ago)
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I hope it helps making you recover faster
(21 days ago)
Wishing you better health quickly! smile
(21 days ago)
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Sorry to hear that, I like that you raised yourself on my behalf ewbie. And I'm glad you like the post. But don't just feel flattered. Feel appreciated, you're so worth it. smile
(21 days ago)
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Get well soon??
(21 days ago)
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Thu, 27-Dec-18 10:58 PM (23 days ago)
There’s something quite nice about rolling around on the bed in a pile of fresh laundry. Make sure it’s piping hot & dry first!
Laundry say's that you crease me up LOL
(23 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Noting wrong with wet laundry, just depends on the garment
(23 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Hot and wet sounds more interesting!
(23 days ago)
Be careful how hot buttons and zippers get though
(23 days ago)
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Tue, 25-Dec-18 11:44 PM (25 days ago)
Dress me up like a fucktoy & park me under the tree.
Hi eager Happy festive season.x .Wow..Is this you > blink
(25 days ago)
Who else would it be?
(25 days ago)
Just checking.. Your beautiful smile
(25 days ago)
Thank you.
(25 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Must just be me. But you don't need to dress up to look like the perfect fucktoy ewbie. Quite the contrary. Just you, au naturelle, is as good as it gets to my eye. Especially under a tree near mewink
(25 days ago)
Tue, 25-Dec-18 12:11 AM (26 days ago)
Just got told I might need some new clothes as they are starting to look “too tight”. May your Christmas be merrier than mine.
LOVEXXXPORN and rhinostool like this
Lol - I can’t wait to hear what it entails.
(26 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Did you say tail?
(26 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Me either we'll just make it up as we go along and whatever feels good we'll do more of
(26 days ago)
I bet that ass still looks luscious!
(26 days ago)
I’m thinking if by tight they mean your clothes are hugging those super sexy curves, then there is NO reason to buy new stuff!!
(26 days ago)
nosanity likes this
Mon, 24-Dec-18 12:52 AM (27 days ago)
Hope Santa cums down my chimney.
What? A valise?? wtf
(27 days ago)
Hello, let me introduce myself. I'm Santa Clause!!! What time should i be over? LOL
(27 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Moose, I think you might have a knack for ruining jokes.
(27 days ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
the moose who stole xmas
(27 days ago)
"A public service announcement from The North Pole!"
(27 days ago)
Fri, 21-Dec-18 8:12 PM (29 days ago)
are my tits being rude if they point at you?
The more they act up, the more I’ ll need to give them a tongue lashing!!
(27 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
well can they point at just behind me? just dont mind grin
(27 days ago)
You could point your titties at me all day and i would never think they were rude!!!
(27 days ago)
if they are nude it's not considered rude
(27 days ago)
Sure! If I can point my "sundial" at you...!! thumbup1
(27 days ago)
Thu, 20-Dec-18 2:49 AM (31 days ago)
If my relationship were a drink, it would be on the rocks, with a twist, & a dash of bitters. Cheers!
Yikes!
(31 days ago)
Either that or a broken glass...
(31 days ago)
commiserate... rhymes with masturbate...
(31 days ago)
and with copulate... no-one wants to drink alone...
(31 days ago)
bmo69 likes this
That's for later jerk tongue
(31 days ago)
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Wed, 19-Dec-18 7:12 PM (31 days ago)
Octopus "hotdog" made me so horny today.
Wed, 19-Dec-18 4:25 AM (32 days ago)
Smacked myself in the head for the 2nd night in a row as there was a buzzing insect by my ear & now I can’t fall back to sleep - my schedule is fucked & the bastard is nowhere to be found.
Well since you are up you might as well join us.Hi there
(32 days ago)
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Don't blame the mosquito, he's programmed to stick it into human flesh sad And he's not alone... wink Hope you get to smack him between your palms anyway ewbie. What a way to go.. smile
(32 days ago)
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Tue, 18-Dec-18 4:13 PM (32 days ago)
Procrastination leads to masturbation.
d'ont know why, but when i typed righteous masturbation with R M caps it was rejected...
(27 days ago)
Seems these days, that only women mastubate..Men just wank...
(27 days ago)
I masturbate everyday even if I have sex with a guy or girl. Sometimes it gets frustrating when I have things that have to be done.
(27 days ago)
Procrasturbation. It's a good thing.cool
(27 days ago)
Mr_Vein and eagerwetbeaver2 like this
Is it wrong I just read that in Martha Stewart's voice?! LOL
(27 days ago)
Tue, 18-Dec-18 3:53 AM (33 days ago)
Got a PM asking to compare someone's cock size to "other men I have been with". Thinking I should just reply with a clip from "A Few Good Men".
Maybe looking for a bit of an ego trip, or maybe a little humiliation
(33 days ago)
beaver, never underestimate the ego of a knucklehead
(33 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
It's not about him ewbie, it's about you. Whatever your answer, his next PM will likely ask if you'd like to put his through a hands-on performance review.. I like the Few Good Men idea though.
(33 days ago)
You could always send this...
(33 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
I can handle the truth dammit...lol!
(33 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Dec-18 6:09 PM (33 days ago)
May I warm up my nose between your butt cheeks?
you had me at "may I" lol
(33 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
big nose warmer smile, sniff sniff mmmm, wink xxx
(33 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
LOL^
(33 days ago)
Only if you let me repay the favour wink What? Oh, that goes without saying...wink OK ewbie, your place or mine?
(33 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
only if i get to return the favor
(33 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Dec-18 4:00 PM (33 days ago)
Should I use the bidet in my hotel so my ass is always ready to be eaten?
It doesn't have a jet/sprayer - I think I have to dip my ass in... I guess I'm an unsanitary American.
(33 days ago)
Mr far2shy likes this
happy nude rear anyway
(33 days ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
Never mind how you clean it,I am more intrigued how you got the donkey past reception and up in the lift? The pics should be good though,very kinky indeed.
(33 days ago)
LOL!!
(33 days ago)
maraff and BuxomXhunter like this
Good question Raff. Maybe the donkey has his own key.. wink And ewbie, you be careful with that bidet. Don'tbwanna take any risks with introducing unfamilar appliances into your sexy ass..wink
(33 days ago)
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Mon, 17-Dec-18 5:54 AM (34 days ago)
Hiding under the covers getting my NN on...
I *like* the 'I love this' ewbie. But how on earth can you think you're weird? Insanely special, totally unique, mesmerisingly hot , yes, the list goes on. But weird? No, just no. sad
(34 days ago)
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Why thank you Rene smile
(34 days ago)
adorable db?? LOL
(34 days ago)
Move over ewb I’ll join you under the covers!
(34 days ago)
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Nicesmile
(34 days ago)
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Mon, 10-Dec-18 5:05 AM (41 days ago)
Overdue for a licking.
<over due to lick ;p
(40 days ago)
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All of these freakin' cats -- it's a deluge, tell ya!! eek
(40 days ago)
4 words and you got me ewb... funny, but all the things I'd like to do for you end in i n g...
(40 days ago)
I can do that for you!!!
(37 days ago)
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You know I would love to help you out with that
(35 days ago)
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Thu, 6-Dec-18 11:55 PM (44 days ago)
George Costanza was onto something ‘cause I’m really hungry in bed right now...
No innuendo, I just remember Costanza taking time out from his love making activities to dip his sandwich in mustard.
(44 days ago)
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To quote a famous catch phrase "Not that there is nothing wrong with that"
(44 days ago)
I find pastrami the most erotic of all the cured meats
(44 days ago)
I cum feed you tube steak smothered in underwear
(44 days ago)
he had a house down the street from me..ha
(43 days ago)
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Wed, 5-Dec-18 3:36 PM (45 days ago)
It’s Krampus night!
I love krampus and perchtenlauf
(45 days ago)
In the rest of Europe if you're naugjty you get coal from santa, if you're naugjty in Austria then krampus is gonna fuck you up
(45 days ago)
my wife has krampus night for about a week every month
(45 days ago)
^LOL
(45 days ago)
im thinking about Festivus laugh
(45 days ago)
Wed, 5-Dec-18 1:40 AM (46 days ago)
Visions of sugar-daddies danced in my head...
You talking about those milk caramel lolipops in the bright yellow and red wrapper?
(46 days ago)
wow nice pics!
(46 days ago)
Two words for you--American Express
(46 days ago)
Sugar-babies have never been known to dance in my head, ewbie... wink.
(46 days ago)
You dancing in my head every morning, when my hand dancing over my hard dick...wish to feel you riding on him
(46 days ago)
Mon, 26-Nov-18 9:35 PM (54 days ago)
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Every thing I do..I do it for you.....
(53 days ago)
lets give them something to talk about...wink
(52 days ago)
Yesssssss
(52 days ago)
Nope, but it’s always good to look listen and fuck me that’s lovely....... hellooooooo
(52 days ago)
You know I am!
(52 days ago)
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