Status Updates - Let Everyone Know How You Feel - NewbieNudes

User not found

Joined
Last login
View full profile

User not found

age
NN Network:  
Heterosexual
Lesbian
Gay
TV / TG / CD
Live Cams
orsm.net
Free photo hosting
view:    desktop  |  mobile
Username:
Password:
remember me?
 Latest:
Help / Support | Settings | View or Edit your profile
NaughtyMarkAss's Recent Statuses
Sun, 11-Apr-21 6:19 AM (3 years ago)
tip
It’s been a while since I’ve been here for a while. Loving your photos guys. X
Mon, 27-Apr-20 4:39 PM (3 years ago)
tip
Saturday 2nd May. World Naked Gardening Day! Who’s taking part?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
oh I thought that was a boa constrictor in your garden but now I see it's a garter snake...
(3 years ago)
PApda likes this
To get the bulbs out and give the shaft of the ‘shovel’ a good feeelinh, hell yeah
(3 years ago)
Never liked gardening but I make an exception 1 day a year
(3 years ago)
Thu, 16-Apr-20 7:26 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Life is just like a Willy. Sometimes it’s hard and sometimes it’s down, but it won’t be hard forever.
lennynatural and PApda like this
Fri, 27-Dec-19 8:09 AM (4 years ago)
tip
Chilling looking at your photos before work.. very nice.
How very kind of you to say! blush
(4 years ago)
Mon, 26-Aug-19 4:16 AM (4 years ago)
tip
Looking forward to another day in my garden.
Sun, 25-Aug-19 2:01 PM (4 years ago)
tip
There’s not much better on a Sunday afternoon, than laying out in your garden, butt naked, caring the sun, listening to music with a cold beer in your hand.
Mysticbeleiver likes this
what's in the other hand?
(4 years ago)
Hose A?
(4 years ago)
anon_a_moose69 likes this
Wed, 24-Jul-19 5:24 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Having a nude working from home day on Thursday and Friday. Laptop in the garden. Would you like to come over and join me?
Envious of those who have jobs you can do from home in the garden! Xx
(4 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
I was like you.. It’s a new thing for me too. Feeling very privileged.
(4 years ago)
Fri, 12-Jul-19 1:58 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Only two days left before I go back to work.. back to wearing clothes again. Ugh!
one_cunning and cedar19 like this
sad
(4 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
Sun, 7-Jul-19 8:27 AM (4 years ago)
tip
I’ve had so must fun posting again, I’ve decided to renew my membership with newbienudes after a short break. ??
wb smile
(4 years ago)
Tue, 2-Jul-19 3:35 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Forgot how much fun it is, just posting nude photos again on newbienudes.
MelvinMorsmere likes this
Fri, 24-May-19 12:14 PM (4 years ago)
tip
Nude in my garden.. working on my tan for the summer.
Wish I could be
(4 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
Mon, 22-Apr-19 3:19 AM (4 years ago)
tip
First weekend this year I’ve been able to get my kit off in my garden. I’m loving it!
kissing2018 likes this
Fri, 7-Sep-18 12:37 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Having a clothes free day today. Passing windows and laying outside in the garden is fun!
miss_molly, kissing2018 and thOmass like this
is the house next door for sale...im in the market is all
(5 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
watch out for bees
(5 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss and thOmass like this
and bee holders
(5 years ago)
hard4u6968 and NaughtyMarkAss like this
Tue, 4-Sep-18 9:09 AM (5 years ago)
tip
Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do.
flitterbee likes this
ya got that right
(5 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
Thanks.
(5 years ago)
howdy btw too mark smile
(5 years ago)
Sun, 2-Sep-18 2:28 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Love laying outside in my garden sunbathing wearing nothing... fortunately the neighbours didn’t seem to mind either. Lol
rhinostool likes this
I would love to see that
(5 years ago)
Fri, 31-Aug-18 12:51 AM (5 years ago)
tip
Would you feel comfortable sunbathing naked in front of your parents?
No, definitely not....lol ... they are 70 plus.
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel and Alan4uLadies like this
What the..?
(5 years ago)
^^ Steady on Sun. You're talking about me!... wink Since I'm not your parents, and if I promise not to tell them, will you sunbathe naked in front of me?
(5 years ago)
Wed, 15-Aug-18 3:52 AM (5 years ago)
tip
Accidentally got Deep Heat on my ballsack this morning.. two words spring to mind. “Bloody hot!”
bman5946 likes this
Tue, 14-Aug-18 2:56 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Suns out, clothes are coming off.
steelrat60 and lennynatural like this
Sun, 12-Aug-18 1:39 PM (5 years ago)
tip
I’d love to make a video of you spanking my arse.. any volunteers?
Tue, 7-Aug-18 9:48 AM (5 years ago)
tip
If you had me for 24 hours, what would you do to me??
Until blue sky came up with her offer that is though it is not clear enough as to what the offer implies! Maybe still a chance to get my flat painted. tongue
(5 years ago)
NaughtyMarkAss likes this
Oh I’d do anything for you and be your sex slave for the day.
(5 years ago)
I take it Blue got the upper hand! Fair enough! *NK still looking for a painter*
(5 years ago)
I'm good finger painting NK if that helps - i've got some pics to proof it wink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Finger painting ain't good for whole flat painting but smaller areas needing more attention. wink
(5 years ago)
Mon, 6-Aug-18 7:32 AM (5 years ago)
tip
I think one of the neighbours are enjoying my nude sunbathing. She hasn’t left her house and sits out there on her balcony over looking my garden. Lol
bman5946 likes this
Ah,so you're the guy on youtube?
(5 years ago)
Probably. Ha, ha.
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
Wave it to her,lol wink
(5 years ago)
Sun, 5-Aug-18 8:36 AM (5 years ago)
tip
More naked sunbathing on my patio today!
Hope you put plenty of sun factor 30 on your important places,matey wink
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I’ll phone a friend for that. Lol
(5 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sat, 4-Aug-18 8:59 AM (5 years ago)
tip
The last few days have consisted of good music and wearing very little in the sun.
cm264 likes this
Thu, 26-Jul-18 7:36 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Just realised, for the last 48 hours I’ve either worn only a thong or nothing because of the heat. Lol
as you should!
(5 years ago)
Sun, 17-Jun-18 2:55 PM (5 years ago)
tip
Rule number one. How to be happy. Stop comparing yourself to others.
Probably a loud squeal,SEB wink
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and plumguy like this
Not good....not good at all...squished plums do nobody any good!
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
unless in a smoothie
(5 years ago)
They will be a smoothie if SEB has her way wink
(5 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Same time LOL Great minds and all that
(5 years ago)
Show 25 More »
   
Help / Contact | Rules |  Terms of use / disclaimer | webmasters | Epoch Billing Support | Privacy Policy | DMCA / Takedown Request
18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
Page generated in 2.25 seconds