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itstk29's Recent Statuses
Thu, 13-Oct-22 1:27 PM (1 year ago)
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Listen, I don't like it either but with the price of gas these days we're all just going to have to wear more layers... either that or start sharing body heat 😉
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Fri, 30-Sep-22 10:32 AM (1 year ago)
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Working in the home office today. I should be working... but its Friday and I'm distracted 🙃
Wed, 18-Mar-20 5:34 PM (4 years ago)
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I bet the toilet paper crisis stems from half of us on here... i wonder what we could possibly be stock piling it for... ?
Now ya know! smile
(4 years ago)
with ratio 1/9 men id say more than 50%
(4 years ago)
I think I know...I use it alot to clean up the mess : )
(4 years ago)
Fri, 20-Dec-19 3:27 PM (4 years ago)
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I doubt i will be on here much over the Christmas period so Merry Christmas / Happy holidays, have a happy and healthy new year !!
Tue, 7-May-19 2:23 PM (4 years ago)
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Stuck at work and unbelievably horny... is there anything worse !?
A broken nail???
(4 years ago)
^Noooooo ring 911!
(4 years ago)
LOL morning puddytat grin
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Could be a lot worse, you could be swimming in South America and have a candiru fish swim into your penis and lay eggs.
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
I guess i asked for these responses ! grin
(4 years ago)
Fri, 22-Feb-19 4:00 PM (5 years ago)
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My wife lets me lick anything off her! Butter, jam, cheese, you name it she lets me lick it off.
plumguy and Mr_Vein like this
@quiet....are you speaking Jive?
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 and quietwacpl like this
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
(5 years ago)
How about cyanide?
(5 years ago)
And boom..TC has entered the room
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and quietwacpl like this
That wasn't just any old entrance!
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 and quietwacpl like this
Mon, 17-Dec-18 2:03 PM (5 years ago)
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Feeling festive so I've uploaded a new pic !
Mon, 12-Mar-18 2:11 PM (6 years ago)
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Random Monday afternoon though, surely the obvious choice of self given name to a mans penis is Vlad...
Not really, and don't call me Shirley wink
(6 years ago)
itstk29, bman5946 and smedium like this
But... Vlad, The impaleHER
(6 years ago)
^genie arse
(6 years ago)
Haha how long have you been waiting to use that one, maraff??? smile
(6 years ago)
maraff likes this
naaa,it's an old one, in my back catalogue,like seary arse,his bruvva wink
(6 years ago)
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Sat, 21-Oct-17 12:57 PM (6 years ago)
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90 minute sesh late last night, early this morning. Now that's how you kick off the weekend ! grin
Thu, 19-Oct-17 2:14 PM (6 years ago)
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Back to work today and what a horrible wet missrable day it is -.-
Wed, 18-Oct-17 9:53 AM (6 years ago)
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Day off work today... What to do with myself !?
Markpinz likes this
enjoy ur freedom grin
(6 years ago)
itstk29 likes this
Hmmmmmm...I can think of something
(6 years ago)
itstk29 likes this
ah newgirl - im now thinking of something after going through your gallery smile
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 likes this
Tue, 17-Oct-17 3:27 PM (6 years ago)
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Can't believe i have been on here for most the day... can certainly get lost in all those gorgeous pics from you pervs wink
PApda likes this
Fri, 22-Sep-17 6:24 AM (6 years ago)
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Friday is here, afternoon finish... who wants to get naughty !?
Tue, 19-Sep-17 4:45 PM (6 years ago)
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Back from work, any ladies fancy a naughty chat ?
Tue, 19-Sep-17 8:24 AM (6 years ago)
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Woke up with the horn and had to go to work with no relief !
French?
(6 years ago)
Mon, 18-Sep-17 4:00 PM (6 years ago)
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Pork pie, hot beef sarny and a blow job... not a bad start to the week !
maraff, Littlelaff and nosanity like this
Throw in a couple of pints of lager and it's near enough perfection,lol.
(6 years ago)
itstk29 likes this
If God made a good start to the week, you've had it.
(6 years ago)
itstk29 likes this
If carlsberg did mondays...
(6 years ago)
Littlelaff likes this
Sat, 16-Sep-17 12:14 PM (6 years ago)
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Feeling horny this fine morning... found a handy solution !
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Fri, 18-Aug-17 2:34 PM (6 years ago)
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Friday afternoon, house work done. Time to relax !
Until she comes in and has you making the tea? wink
(6 years ago)
itstk29 likes this
Pro's of being a bachelor, i can order out grin
(6 years ago)
Agent_K and maraff like this
Sod that then matey,as a fellow bachelor just get a cleaning lady in and it's job done wink
(6 years ago)
Sat, 12-Aug-17 2:04 PM (6 years ago)
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Saturday afternoon free and bored... any ladies fancy a chat wink ?
Hi yes.
(6 years ago)
Fri, 2-Jun-17 3:38 PM (6 years ago)
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New here, come say hi and check out my profile while your at it ! smile
as soon as you post your own pics id love too
(6 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
I love you Arty!
(6 years ago)
   
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