)MistressFun's Recent Statuses
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September has always seemed more like a new year than Jan 1 to me so go for it!
(3 years ago)
<< slightly used. if you want to save a few buck instead of new,
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 6-Sep-20 2:17 AM (3 years ago)
Would anybody like to help me drown my sorrows in their cum?
This could very well be in the running for status update of the year!
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 24-Jun-20 8:55 PM (3 years ago)
I've never been so wrong about anybody in my life. Good bye passion. Good riddance.
Do not say good bye to passion. Say good bye to the one that hurt you. Passion is possible again. I am sorry you were hurt
(3 years ago)
Sorry to hear that. Here's to hoping time helps heal, and you have better days ahead
(3 years ago)
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Didn't know the username passion but if he did you wrong,that's good enough for me,I'd also tell him to take my pictures off his gallery.
(3 years ago)
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I really feel this status as Im in the same boat only mirror reversed. I wouldnt wish it on anybody so Ill be wishin ya strength and healing.
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 19-Jan-20 9:03 PM (4 years ago)
“ Most of the really exciting things we do in our lives scare us to death. They wouldn’t be exciting if they didn’t.”
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a pair are we, i don't believe in anything right now.
(4 years ago)
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I've had my heart broken by the love of my life, my best friend dying and my father passing. To me, there is no more magic.
(4 years ago)
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In my humble opinion, I think there is man out there that has better luck that you do!
(4 years ago)
i believe anyone who is allowed to see your pics is lucky!
(4 years ago)
You know what they say MistressF. Luck comes to those who prepare themselves to receive it. I'm in awe of all the photographic proof of your preparation.
And not at all surprised at the outcome. 
And not at all surprised at the outcome.
(4 years ago)
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Mon, 25-Mar-19 11:34 AM (5 years ago)
It’s my 2nd ANNiversary! Two years of naughty pictures and nice conversations. Xoxo
Hi..And Nicely Naughty if one can say...
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(5 years ago)
Congrats, Mistress! That’s one smokin’ hot pp, btw...
(5 years ago)
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let me know when we get to clit licking.
(5 years ago)
I swear I never kicked her.. haha.. or even came anywhere near licking..
(5 years ago)
CongratS!!! You have over 20,000 views.Well deserved might I add
(5 years ago)
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I'm eagerly awaiting the celebration pic.. I mean, you'll already have your sights set on 30, 000 views won't you? Congrats on 20k
(5 years ago)
My fingerprints are on your profile, Mistress, but I wish they were on other things of yours too.
(5 years ago)
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357. That new 'full package' pic might be enough to get you there all on its own. It nearly got me there.. Yum yum MistressFun!!
Yum yum MistressFun!!
(5 years ago)
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272. You're workin it MistressF! The target's within reach. Love today's start to the weekend pic. I'd never come out of a whole weekend with you alive, you're so fit in both senses of the word.
I'd never come out of a whole weekend with you alive, you're so fit in both senses of the word.
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 25-Feb-19 7:47 PM (5 years ago)
Hmmmm, what do I have to do to hit 20,000 views before my anniversary next month?
just give me the orders ma'am I know you will get there
I know you will get there
(5 years ago)
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Well, you've got 110 friends. If you ask yourself what friends are for, you might conclude they're good for a profile visit each. So PM them and ask. Bingo,110 views. And ask them to refer a friend
(5 years ago)
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^^^ BTW, I've dropped by a couple times, and will continue to do so. It's not like it's a drudge revisiting your pics...
(5 years ago)
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Sat, 9-Feb-19 4:04 AM (5 years ago)
Have you ever been so frustrated with someone and infatuated at the same time that you can’t decide if you want to kill them or fuck them?
Sure, you can fuck him to death, or at least try, he won't complain and no jury will convict you.
(5 years ago)
I am not sure I have ever experianced that exteme of emotions with someone, although I do know the sweet feeling when all that pent up frustration finds understanding and transforms into passion.
(5 years ago)
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Yeah. That's where hard fucking comes in! 
(5 years ago)
Thanks for showing everybodyYou're a uniquely beautiful woman and we are very fortunate. I love the line of your dancer body, and the way you hold yourself.
(5 years ago)
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Wed, 30-Jan-19 3:03 PM (5 years ago)
I’m confused, is there a rule against a collage of pictures?
Contact Support or the live help lady, to my knowledge there is no rule against the concept.
(5 years ago)
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From what I hear, just a new way to annoy people.. particularly women.
(5 years ago)
It's still being tweaked, take a look at NN's status on this.
(5 years ago)
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It's always best to start at the beginning. Just make sure we see all of them so we can give our honest opinion on your choice of starting spots
(5 years ago)
Wed, 31-Oct-18 10:52 PM (5 years ago)
Today’s Halloween post is number 213... ooooh! Lol! Happy Halloween!
Sat, 20-Oct-18 2:39 AM (5 years ago)
Lonely, bored, hurt and tipsy...sounds like a good recipe for a naughty photo shoot.
Hope you mend that hurt. You have a very sexy profile.
(5 years ago)
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Lonely bored and tipsy are all good. Hurt sounds bad though, you OK?
(5 years ago)
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Screw the photo shoot, let's have dinner enjoy a movie my treat
(5 years ago)
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Wed, 17-Oct-18 12:01 PM (5 years ago)
Something in you lit up heaven in me, the feeling won’t let me sleep, cause I’m lost in the way you move, the way you feel
