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SethParker804's Recent Statuses
Mon, 1-Jan-24 3:08 PM (87 days ago)
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Happy new year y'all!
Thu, 14-Oct-21 2:35 AM (2 years ago)
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I'm thinking I should post some new photos, I'd love to hear what everyone would like to see!
I know very well you're a smartpants & pretending not to know was a ruse! 😋😉
(2 years ago)
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Ooh sat back in a chair holding a drink as if you’re waiting for me to climb right on. Please. And thank you.
(2 years ago)
The usual, you in a Liverpool FC. footy shirt with no shorts,stood to attention singing YNWA.
(2 years ago)
The movies you make
(2 years ago)
more pics of the thick cock
(2 years ago)
Mon, 27-Apr-20 3:54 AM (3 years ago)
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Is there anything better than getting home and undressing after a hard day's work?
001Bella likes this
🥰 is that an offer to apply aloe for me?
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and 001Bella like this
Depends on how good you are at guarding Adele's bedroom door. wink
(3 years ago)
LOL^^^
(3 years ago)
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I'll stand watch!
(3 years ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and 001Bella like this
I'd say it but my comment will most likely get removed.
(110 days ago)
Fri, 3-Apr-20 9:59 AM (3 years ago)
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The more time I spend socially distances, the more outlandish my sexual fantasies become
AlicesWonderland likes this
I find it good to be naked all the time indoors
(3 years ago)
Sat, 21-Mar-20 12:08 PM (4 years ago)
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Spending as much time as possible outside in case that becomes restricted soon.
001Bella likes this
Just been out for a walk myself.
(4 years ago)
SethParker804 likes this
Hello Lovely Seth! Good on you but stay safe tho. Xx
(4 years ago)
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Wed, 4-Sep-19 7:39 AM (4 years ago)
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Benefit of having no flatmates: nobody catches you cleaning naked. Drawback of having no flatmates: nobody catches you cleaning naked.
maraff and kissing2018 like this
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(4 years ago)
^A man of few words
(4 years ago)
Tue, 3-Sep-19 7:01 AM (4 years ago)
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I've been fantasizing about living with a mature woman or couple as her personal sex toy, my nude body and cock always exposed for her to enjoy...
deepsea69 likes this
Good for you great fantasy
(4 years ago)
I've had that experience years ago. She was hot
(4 years ago)
naaa,them there wimmins are always cold.
(4 years ago)
shaqila and cath68 like this
but can you do the ironing
(4 years ago)
wouldnt be a bad thing watching you iron
(4 years ago)
thyknlong likes this
Wed, 7-Aug-19 4:11 AM (4 years ago)
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If only those professors that call me a "bright young man" knew about my double life online!
I'm almost certain that you can be both "bright" and naughty at the same time wink
(4 years ago)
Thu, 1-Aug-19 6:17 AM (4 years ago)
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The person who wanted me to model for their website stopped replying when I asked for a link. Seems legit.
NaughtyKat and BettyAnneBaker like this
Hi Seth,that figures huhsmile
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat and SethParker804 like this
What a fluffing surprise! LOL
(4 years ago)
How convenient!
(4 years ago)
SethParker804 likes this
totally legit "P
(4 years ago)
Guess I'll have to wait to make my big debut on the hipster underwear modeling circuit
(4 years ago)
Fri, 28-Jun-19 3:15 AM (4 years ago)
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Gin & Tonic time folks
Vodka soda wink
(4 years ago)
Well I ain't that "proper" haha
(4 years ago)
Rhubarb and ginger gin is my new go to drink. Nath
(4 years ago)
Hi Sexysmile
(4 years ago)
If youre pouriing Im drinking!
(4 years ago)
Thu, 6-Jun-19 2:19 AM (4 years ago)
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*the horn section from "Hollaback Girl"*
tugking70 and GottaBeMe like this
Thanks, now i’ce got that earworm stuck in my brain for the test of the day... wink
(4 years ago)
Really? You had to make me look that up,now my ears are ringing sad and hello
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Only makes me think of Gwen Stefanie. blink
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! yahoo
(4 years ago)
'There's always time for fun with the Bananas in Pyjamas.' LOL
(4 years ago)
Tue, 4-Jun-19 8:58 PM (4 years ago)
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Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got a:
Hello Seth drool
(4 years ago)
SethParker804 likes this
Have a good day...maybe I will see you later tonight if you are still around.smile
(4 years ago)
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You too! Looking forward to it.
(4 years ago)
A middle finger; a killer look; a blue tongue. grin
(4 years ago)
Mon, 3-Jun-19 1:41 AM (4 years ago)
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Seeing that my page has over 300 views gave me chills.
Some of you have thousands, I can't imagine what that feels like
(4 years ago)
Now you have 400 views and well deserved!
(4 years ago)
Sat, 1-Jun-19 7:27 PM (4 years ago)
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Any ideas for finding people to record some amateur porn with?
I'll check out notices, thanks foron
(4 years ago)
Alternatively, make some connections here, you never know where it might lead. Just don't make "wanna shoot some porn" your chat up line smile
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Art, im open to the idea, I'm just very picky.
(4 years ago)
Don't ask Stretch though, he's really fucking weird!
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
"hi, my name is Seth 'wannafilmaporno' Parker, it's a pleasure to meet you."
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis and NaughtyKat like this
Sat, 25-May-19 9:22 PM (4 years ago)
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I just want to take this opportunity to express how much I appreciate the sexy mature women of this site. Y'all have got something that drives me wild that the girls my age just don't have. Everytime
rhinostool likes this
Everytime I hear from one of you my face gets flushed and my heart starts beating faster.
(4 years ago)
Sat, 25-May-19 9:42 AM (4 years ago)
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This girl from school has made it very clear that she wants to cheat on her fiance with me, but I haven't been able to bring myself to initiate it. Do I just do it, or should I just forget the whole t
She & fiance *
(4 years ago)
I always say go to your own self, would you apprechiate a gf cheating on you?
(4 years ago)
If you're considering cheating on her, it's probably time to consider a serious talk.
(4 years ago)
If you have to ask this question, it means you already know it's not right, think of the 3rd person, her fiance...how would you feel in his position.....
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
School girl mmmmmm ding ding alarms
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
Fri, 24-May-19 4:33 AM (4 years ago)
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My classmate asked me for some photos and I figured I'd share them with you sexy perverts too.
Mon, 22-Apr-19 2:23 AM (4 years ago)
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It's always a thrill to post new pics. smile
kissing2018 likes this
Artistic, you made me panic and double check my spelling there! grin
(4 years ago)
If I waited for an exceptional pic to post my gallery would be empty...I settle for mediocre blink
(4 years ago)
Both of yall suck it up. Me, Im fat and ugly. If one doesnt shoot me in the foot the other does. lol
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I ain't no skinny minnie myself...I weighed myself last night...gained 5 lbs...I'm now 33 lbs from where I want to be...
(4 years ago)
I won't be happy til I'm back down to 172 lbs...
(4 years ago)
Fri, 19-Apr-19 8:33 PM (4 years ago)
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Just got a tornado warning issued for my area and the first thought that crossed my mind was, "I wonder if I could take a nude in front of the funnel?"
She lost the damn shiny red shoes! glare
(4 years ago)
One touched down one county away from me.
(4 years ago)
the ultimate blow job
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
that might suck
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well did ya!?
(4 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-19 6:23 PM (4 years ago)
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I really should be studying right now, but I can't stop looking all the sexy people!
Yellow
(4 years ago)
Ya calling me a coward SEB? tongue
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Nice verification pics
(4 years ago)
SethParker804 likes this
haha no
(4 years ago)
Thanks Art! I love your color splash series.
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Fri, 19-Apr-19 7:38 AM (4 years ago)
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Just finished taking and uploading a new series of black & white shots, I can't wait to hear what y'all think.
Fri, 19-Apr-19 2:59 AM (4 years ago)
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I love looking at everybody's sexy bodies, it's so exciting to know that y'all are looking at me too.
I'd call it Rubenesque, steel tongue
(4 years ago)
Rubens... he painted big naked gals... I misspeldeded it
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Your body looks fine to me MG..... just sayin :0)
(4 years ago)
Not many look at me sad
(4 years ago)
Love your pictures.smile
(4 years ago)
WendySilvia and SethParker804 like this
Thu, 18-Apr-19 12:26 AM (4 years ago)
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Finally got the confidence to upload today. I'm new to this, but very enthusiastic. I'd love to hear what I can do to make my pictures better for y'all!
I call BS! ^^
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee and SethParker804 like this
that makes you ten times cuter! ugh! it;s like fruit we can't eat! laugh
(4 years ago)
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Well Seth..Don't let them eat you....ohmy Good Presenting jerk thumbup
(4 years ago)
Too late I think the wolves are out in force tonight
(4 years ago)
There could certainly be worse ways to go!
(4 years ago)
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