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518nudist's Recent Statuses
Fri, 17-Sep-21 5:39 PM (2 years ago)
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Is it just me being incredibly horny or are the NN women getting hotter and hotter?
Colonelangus and shy28boy like this
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(2 years ago)
15 years of hot NN women, but I can handle it!
(2 years ago)
Wed, 30-Jun-21 1:51 PM (2 years ago)
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While walking naked on a trail in the woods this weekend I stopped to masturbate. Since nobody was there to see it, feel it, and/or taste it, did I really cum??
What a shame someone didn’t happen along to assist.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 23-Feb-21 6:40 PM (3 years ago)
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I wish global warming would hurry up, I’m so done with winter!
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Sat, 4-Jan-20 1:32 PM (4 years ago)
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Now that the holidays are over, wake me when it's summer
Mon, 19-Aug-19 3:54 PM (4 years ago)
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If I jerked off on the beach this morning and there was nobody there to watch, did I really cum?
Depends on what beach...
(4 years ago)
...and what judge
(4 years ago)
confused I have to wonder what's illegal about any of this?
(4 years ago)
Hi there..depends on what beach that your on smile
(4 years ago)
Our basic law is to not create a public disturbence..smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 24-Jul-19 7:46 PM (4 years ago)
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I’m always horny and my wife is never horny so I guess that makes us an average horny couple, except we never have sex. I hate the law of averages!
Thu, 27-Jun-19 12:37 PM (4 years ago)
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Time of the year is finally here to be naked outdoors all day and work has to get in the way...damn!
AdeleGingerRaineOLD likes this
Wed, 3-Apr-19 5:47 PM (4 years ago)
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What is it about spring and the first rays of warm sunshine that makes me so damn horny??!!
increased levels of vitamins D and P(erv)
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 24-Dec-18 5:28 PM (5 years ago)
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All I want for Christmas is a frieNNd or frieNNds with great benefits!
lennynatural and Darts12 like this
Tue, 3-Jul-18 1:56 PM (5 years ago)
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Driving naked up I-87 to the Adirondacks with windows open and edging all the way!
bright_blue_sky likes this
Good morning sexy
(5 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jun-18 10:18 AM (5 years ago)
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My favorite time of the year is here...outdoor nudity season!!
VoluptuousV likes this
It's outdoor melting season here! wink
(5 years ago)
Tue, 24-Apr-18 2:53 PM (5 years ago)
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On vacation floating on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico completely naked...life is good!!
nosanity, Ley-dd and lennynatural like this
sound lush
(5 years ago)
Don't get sunburn on your 'gentlemans area'
(5 years ago)
Fri, 12-Jan-18 11:05 PM (6 years ago)
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You know that you are truly horny when you look forward to getting naked at your annual physical for your female doctor and the prostate exam!
The worst part of the colonoscopy is that "gallon o' gack" ya gotta drink, the night before...! *shudder* sad
(6 years ago)
Yeah, not looking forward to that, have heard the horror stories about how nasty the taste is. Steel, ya gotta do it. Saved my friend's life
(6 years ago)
feck, I have already outlived my old man
(6 years ago)
nobody lives forever....
(6 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
... but You Only Live Twice. smile
(6 years ago)
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Sun, 31-Dec-17 3:34 AM (6 years ago)
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New Year’s Resolutions: 1. Spend more time naked 2. Have more sex 3. Find others that share resolutions 1 & 2!
Thu, 12-Oct-17 10:34 AM (6 years ago)
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A recent study at the University of London found that those spending time naked outdoors and with others to be happier overall. Sharing our nudity here on NN makes me happy and horny!!
riverguy, lv2bnakes and fb_for_fun like this
Yes! I do like waking up to good news!
(6 years ago)
I’ve had that opportunity and I think about it everyday. I does make me happy
(6 years ago)
Thu, 20-Apr-17 5:49 PM (6 years ago)
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Spring has more than the flowers popping up as I have been a walking hardon!
VoluptuousV likes this
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(6 years ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-17 6:40 PM (7 years ago)
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This dreary winter weather is killing me...makes me want to climb under the sheets with a really horny woman or two and not come out until spring!
PApda and WendySilvia like this
Thu, 5-Jan-17 4:33 AM (7 years ago)
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Now that the holidays are over, enough of the sweets, time to get naked!
MiltonSamantha likes this
I've been naked.... where are the sweets?
(7 years ago)
carsyn and MiltonSamantha like this
yay naked
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 2-Jan-17 2:30 PM (7 years ago)
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Looking forward to a 2017 filled with social nudity and sex…a lot of sex. Since my wife has no interest in either this horny guy is looking forward to finding others that do!
Fletcherdogg and sdredd922 like this
She's cool with that?
(7 years ago)
Ice cool possibly...
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Discreet would be the word...she knows of my needs
(7 years ago)
Recognizing another needs and agreeing to satisfying them outside the marriage can be two different things.
(7 years ago)
*another one's needs
(7 years ago)
Tue, 15-Nov-16 2:04 PM (7 years ago)
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Just back from vacation and after spending a week nude it's really hard to put clothes on again and go to work.
Tue, 25-Oct-16 1:11 PM (7 years ago)
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Tributes anyone? I have been a walking hardon lately and my wife has no interest so I am very much ready to share...PM me if you want me to cum for you!
*joins the queue *
(7 years ago)
Now !!!!
(7 years ago)
Would love it if you would shoot a wad all over my wife's pics...
(7 years ago)
Sun, 23-Oct-16 2:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Tributes anyone? I have been a walking hardon lately and my wife has no interest so I am very much ready to share with you!
Wed, 28-Sep-16 5:51 PM (7 years ago)
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Really enjoy interacting with the women here on NN...all so beautiful, fun and horny, almost as horny as me!
lynnpeach9391 likes this
And they are "all" real. lol
(7 years ago)
Wed, 14-Sep-16 10:57 AM (7 years ago)
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I am soooo horny this morning...wish one of the beautiful NN women were here to service my throbbing hardon!
*looks again "and you seem to have a tiny mouth"smile hi metal and lynsmile
(7 years ago)
lynskey likes this
Hi Adele smile
(7 years ago)
mmm....we'll see eh wink
(7 years ago)
metalwork likes this
He'll take one look at that and his hard on will be gone
(7 years ago)
yep,via my scalpel wink
(7 years ago)
   
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