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Wed, 22-Nov-17 10:08 PM (6 years ago)
What is something that you swore you'd never do? But then got horny that you decided to do it... and now love it
Tue, 7-Nov-17 6:43 PM (6 years ago)
If you were having group sex and it was all about you... how many people could you handle at once?
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First time I fucked my now husband. I met him at a sex party and he was the fourth guy I fucked that night. And he was amazing.
(6 years ago)
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When I had sex in a cemetery with this horny guy. He fucked me on a tombstone of someone with the same name as me, so when we finished I rolled off the tombstone and run off so he thought I was ghost
(6 years ago)
That guy must not have been very good to run off like that, mrs metal.
(6 years ago)
He shouldn't have let go so I could roll off the stone and run away. Maybe he should use restraints next time.
(6 years ago)
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Tue, 31-Oct-17 6:45 PM (6 years ago)
What do you do more often? Masturbate over former / current loves and flings? Or over people you've never been but would love to?
Tue, 10-Oct-17 9:24 PM (6 years ago)
I had my first wet dream in about 15 years... At 33 I don't know if I'm still meant to be embarrassed or now proud they still happen.
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Wed, 26-Jul-17 4:53 PM (6 years ago)
What made you decide to post or share your first ever naughty photo?
I had been here for year, was having a blast and when I finally got a camera felt it was only fair that people got to see me too.
(6 years ago)
You mean they don't like curvy girls? That's one thing I find very appreciated here. 
(6 years ago)
Thu, 13-Jul-17 6:29 AM (6 years ago)
So many dick pics on here (self included)... what makes a good dick pic? if there is one?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Put the lotion on your skin or else you'll find out about the hose 
(6 years ago)
Tue, 11-Jul-17 9:56 PM (6 years ago)
If you could have sex with anyone in this world, who would it be?
Highlight of my week, I'm sorry I don't have a clue: )
(6 years ago)
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I can neither confirm nor deny that a few NNers have made my list.
(6 years ago)
I'm with Curvy..... Old long gray haired Sean Connery
(6 years ago)
Sat, 8-Jul-17 8:14 PM (6 years ago)
Fuck i really need to cum... guess i came to the right place.
Good luck. There's an abundance of frustration around here today.
(6 years ago)
if visual stimulation works for you, you've hit the jackpot...
(6 years ago)
Wed, 5-Jul-17 4:42 PM (6 years ago)
What thought or person you have masturbated over than anything else?
still waiting for the fireworks
(6 years ago)
the last one is always the best 
(until next)
(until next)
(6 years ago)
Wed, 7-Jun-17 6:30 PM (6 years ago)
When you can't sleep or stressed and just need to "knock one out" do you prefer to ask your partner for a hand job / blow job or sort yourself out?
Sat, 3-Jun-17 1:14 AM (6 years ago)
No matter how many times i masturbate, that first rub still feels so naughty and so good!
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Sat, 20-May-17 3:59 AM (6 years ago)
Does anyone else go out in public and you realise you have checked out basically everyone you come across in one way or another?
One reason it's good to be a girl.
(6 years ago)
Our "mess" is usually contained
(6 years ago)
Not much room in cockpit or gets you in trouble with the wing commander?
(6 years ago)
Thu, 2-Mar-17 4:26 PM (7 years ago)
I'm staying at my friends house tonight and can't sleep. Is it okay to masturbate over his hot wife in his house in the guest room?
if he does cum on her Artistic... he just cant get any on his buddy
(7 years ago)
No, nor make the sheets crispy,neither.
(7 years ago)
Okay so the bigger issue is where I shoot my load. I promise to be careful
(7 years ago)