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frandessop's Recent Statuses
Thu, 5-May-22 8:28 AM (1 year ago)
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Cumming soon... promise
Wed, 6-Jan-21 12:55 PM (3 years ago)
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Tricky...
....dicky
(3 years ago)
Tue, 5-Jan-21 8:52 PM (3 years ago)
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Looking for Mustluc... better? Or does that sound like a person?
I don't know what that is...
(3 years ago)
Me neiver,ivor
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Searching for Muclust (see previous Status)
(3 years ago)
Sun, 3-Jan-21 5:58 PM (3 years ago)
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Looking for a Cumslut
Well k is a friend and I thought it was funny as hell
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe and Artistic like this
Status is rampant with sarcasm...always.
(3 years ago)
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i filled the sarc jar yesterday, free for the taking
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe and frandessop like this
You've been busy Arti 💞
(3 years ago)
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paintball just ducking at the right time
(3 years ago)
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Fri, 1-Jan-21 1:47 PM (3 years ago)
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First new story in a long while... on Forum
Wed, 21-Oct-20 12:19 PM (3 years ago)
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I return after some time away. Hello again smile
Tahca likes this
hola
(3 years ago)
willkommen zuruck
(3 years ago)
Welcome back.
(3 years ago)
Hello
(3 years ago)
buen dia
(3 years ago)
Tue, 20-Oct-20 11:44 PM (3 years ago)
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Hello the wonderful world of NN
Tahca likes this
Hello frandessop
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 30-May-19 9:29 AM (4 years ago)
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Going, going, gone... for now. Thanks to all who engaged.
What? So you mean the wedding is off?
(4 years ago)
Sounds like a multi weedin faff
(4 years ago)
Oh, that was fast
(4 years ago)
Sat, 18-May-19 7:55 AM (4 years ago)
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Poured kettle into coffee jar instead of Cafetiere...
oh hell
(4 years ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 12:24 PM (4 years ago)
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Hello, hello & hello
Hello!
(4 years ago)
hola
(4 years ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-19 11:12 AM (4 years ago)
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak
oh i do like this,
(4 years ago)
sometimes there is are really good quotes here.
(4 years ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-19 11:02 AM (4 years ago)
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I get picked for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around
maraff, cmp304 and Ley-dd like this
Sun, 28-Apr-19 10:54 AM (4 years ago)
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I found out that my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked.
maraff and MrsTrellis like this
^ My kind of guy
(4 years ago)
frandessop likes this
oh hell
(4 years ago)
frandessop likes this
Laughing through adversity or vice versa? wink
(4 years ago)
I find that revolting but I can't resist a good pun
(4 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Sun, 28-Apr-19 10:37 AM (4 years ago)
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No laughs, smiles or jokes... only coffee
maraff likes this
Begins another pot of coffee for those in need. Tip of the cap.
(4 years ago)
why cant we have em all
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee and maraff like this
My IQ came back negative.
(4 years ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
bugger negative isnt good
(4 years ago)
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
(4 years ago)
Ley-dd likes this
Sat, 27-Apr-19 1:03 PM (4 years ago)
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
shy28boy likes this
The more beer, the better.
(4 years ago)
Thu, 4-Apr-19 9:28 PM (5 years ago)
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Last night me and my girlfriend watched 4 DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
LOL
(5 years ago)
Hmmmm
(5 years ago)
LOL
(5 years ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-19 8:54 PM (5 years ago)
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I saw this guy with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that’s Abba-riginal.
.............BWAHAAAAA
(5 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
So bad it borders on comedy genius LOL
(5 years ago)
happyhumper69 and dirtycopper like this
Fri, 15-Mar-19 10:29 AM (5 years ago)
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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Depends on the cat/bag size correlation. Not speaking from experience, just stirring smile
(5 years ago)
cm264 likes this
If you let the cat out the bag then try and get it back in,..Is that you opening up a can of worms? LOL
(5 years ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-19 1:02 AM (5 years ago)
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I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
<-----Pescatarians
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Cockles & Prawms smile
(5 years ago)
I knew an extremely slim and extremely celibate guy once who denied himself all pleasures of the flesh, even going on a meat-free diet. He used to say, "If you can't beat it, diet". smile
(5 years ago)
Wed, 13-Mar-19 1:13 PM (5 years ago)
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Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
justcuz likes this
Tue, 12-Mar-19 7:47 PM (5 years ago)
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
MrsTrellis and steelrat60 like this
Do I? Yes sir.
(5 years ago)
You do realise that this is a joke blink
(5 years ago)
Haha bonk
(5 years ago)
Nah! I'm too thick to get it! You should know better than state when you're meant to ask. raspberry
(5 years ago)
frandessop likes this
I often answer my own questions. Answers can come when you talk it through.
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Tue, 12-Mar-19 12:26 PM (5 years ago)
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If you're looking for that one person who will change your life... take a look in the mirror.
Just don't break it..seven years bad luck will definitely change your life tongue
(5 years ago)
Mon, 11-Mar-19 5:46 PM (5 years ago)
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I was camping and couldn't remember where the sun came up... then it dawned on me.
Essexgold and steelrat60 like this
You had me at camping
(5 years ago)
...it was Sunset...blink
(5 years ago)
Sun, 10-Mar-19 11:52 AM (5 years ago)
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Luke Skywalker, my favourite hero who looks 100% prepared for figure skating at all times.
Ley-dd and HotRodd like this
Back in the day, yeah...he's got more of a mountain hermit thing on the go now. lol
(5 years ago)
Sat, 9-Mar-19 3:00 PM (5 years ago)
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I hate Russian dolls... they're just so full of themselves.
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