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tickle_me_elmo's Recent Statuses
Fri, 20-Sep-19 9:15 AM (4 years ago)
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Tigers are cats, only better smile
flitterbee, mojo75nz and redduck906 like this
No, it wouldn’t, and you might lose a finger in the process. Hi panda x
(4 years ago)
yes there is locals around sexy tickle !! and so are the giants for tomorrow smile
(4 years ago)
JD_JH and tickle_me_elmo like this
Superb way to enjoy the Lust of Tigers...
(4 years ago)
hmm ,really,,,never found a pussy doesnt like a good tickle before,,,nore a tickle that doesnt like a good................
(4 years ago)
i hope so JD !
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 17-Sep-19 4:20 AM (4 years ago)
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And now Eric1960 ... sad
This is an intense place. Sometimes folks need some space away to re energise and feel they can offer as much as they receive smile
(4 years ago)
True, but I miss them. But glad you are still here, gang smile Now back to work wink
(4 years ago)
You have been here how long?
(4 years ago)
30 seconds times two smile really! smile
(4 years ago)
he had fun energy n liked a challenge
(4 years ago)
Mon, 9-Sep-19 9:19 AM (4 years ago)
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Did anyone see Gessexold leave? sad
yes dew! very much allowed lol smile
(4 years ago)
dewberry likes this
It's not a humour!
(4 years ago)
There are a few funny bones around this place I can tells ya
(4 years ago)
Artistic and flitterbee like this
He and I share a similar fragile and often self destructive ego
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Not to presume I know him that well to be fair
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sat, 27-Jul-19 2:14 AM (4 years ago)
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...and we're back! Hello everyone. Slowly going to go through our pictures and put them back. Bare (gheghe) with us grin
Well just keep on adding to my bookmark, the holes have been unfilled
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
great wprk Tickle,, missed u
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
great xx
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Hey you guys!!smile welcome backsmile
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo and deepsea69 like this
anxiously awaiting this so glad to have you guys back
(4 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Sun, 13-Jan-19 10:20 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm all for creative photography, but "visalatchi" is on a different level... wow, the same expression and look everywhere! smile
You mean you are that unfit you can't even lift the camera?
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat and Artistic like this
have you seen the size of that lens? wink
(5 years ago)
maraff and Artistic like this
^bragging again wink
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Damn, I missed it, but no doubt it will reappear with the same expression again soon. grin
(5 years ago)
amazing huh?
(4 years ago)
Fri, 30-Nov-18 11:29 AM (5 years ago)
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The guy that invented auto-correct should burn in hello!
hi coldie - long time
(5 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
hey mate "_ it has,, hope all is well
(5 years ago)
sure is. thumbup
(5 years ago)
coldfish1 likes this
So I know people say LOL a lot but I literally laughed out loud at that one!
(4 years ago)
Hiyas Tickle. How are ya?
(4 years ago)
Thu, 29-Nov-18 9:49 AM (5 years ago)
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All left over cabbage is to be shredded and served with mayonaise. It's Cole's Law!
Can you turn mine into sauerkraut? smile
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
then it needs fermenting, doesn't it?
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
I have heard of going green but this is ridiculous wink
(5 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Cabbage soup for me!
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Fri, 23-Nov-18 8:27 AM (5 years ago)
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@NN: under the picture it says: "Share photo elsewhere with this link and earn Nudles". I've spent the last two months trying to break the internet so it's on 17,893 sites now. Where's my nudles??
NaughtyKat and Artistic like this
Still think it should either be opt-in, or should have come up as a pop up right after it was introduced. This is too much f*ceb*ok for me.
(5 years ago)
you can opt in or out tho, under account settings
(5 years ago)
or do you mean seeing pics posted in status?
(5 years ago)
no, I'm talking about all the people who don't know their pictures are visible outside NN because they weren't around when it was announced. And who now don't know they need to opt out.
(5 years ago)
ahhh gotcha now , sorry, I think there was something in forum and in here but yes, I agree, the other link beside it now is for posting in here
(5 years ago)
Sun, 4-Nov-18 12:10 PM (5 years ago)
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Give a man a vagine and he will shpichs for a day, teach a man to use his hand and he will shpichs for a lifetime!
hi flitter, hi Arti, I saw 'the Dictator' on tv recently, where this was from
(5 years ago)
it's Elmo btw wink
(5 years ago)
lol I meant to say elmo too .... cause i knew it was lol sorry ! smile
(5 years ago)
You really can't give it away flitter? Hmmmm wink
(5 years ago)
well..... there might be one... or two that might take it wink
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
Fri, 2-Nov-18 12:05 PM (5 years ago)
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I have sexdaily, eh dyslexia, fcuk!
Reg is no help either, nor Kev the kiwi.
(5 years ago)
no goods a marry tons any more eh
(5 years ago)
in the land of sodor, edward was cockablok up thomas the tank engine.
(5 years ago)
not a wankel engine then
(5 years ago)
Piccaso had picture dislexia
(5 years ago)
Wed, 31-Oct-18 7:45 AM (5 years ago)
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OK, let's get off the couch and do some exercise; this body ain't going to maintain itself on just beer and pizza... sad
i gots me one keechin chair, but alas no dining chair. crying
(5 years ago)
well what diff is a kitchen chair to dining chair?
(5 years ago)
No Ham burger ler teats from me ..thumbdown
(5 years ago)
woops..wrong status...blush
(5 years ago)
Well. Technically you will survive..
(5 years ago)
Mon, 29-Oct-18 8:09 AM (5 years ago)
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wow, with 2 pictures on the front page and another in category highlights, I'm getting cocky wink
he aaw he aaw he aaw
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
just kiddin' Wodja. I'm not bi-curious just yet (not that there's anything wrong with that)
(5 years ago)
well not unheard of tho, i found marknlaceys pics on NGN
(5 years ago)
btw: thanks Arti for the suggestion re: halloween pics thumbup
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
well they are just so good wink
(5 years ago)
Sun, 28-Oct-18 10:27 AM (5 years ago)
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Since it is almost Halloween, i just re-posted the pictures we did for the 80s challenge.
like 80s you mean? smile
(5 years ago)
i say 70's ... if it was 60's they be yellow, bright yellow
(5 years ago)
those pics are still sooooo cool
(5 years ago)
Very good smile
(5 years ago)
Bloody hell thats intense!
(5 years ago)
Fri, 26-Oct-18 7:57 AM (5 years ago)
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Is it Toiletrol Out Friday already? smile
It's still on! It's like a giant cockring. Damn, didn't think this thru did I sad
(5 years ago)
nope , lucky its cardboard and easily ripped?
(5 years ago)
I hope you put a new roll on, rolling the proper way!
(5 years ago)
....and fold a little point on the first piece,hotel style
(5 years ago)
obviously PApda, there's only one way smile
(5 years ago)
Thu, 25-Oct-18 1:36 PM (5 years ago)
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Time to go sleep. TOF tomorrow... Yay!. Stay classy NN-ers!
Night
(5 years ago)
Thu, 25-Oct-18 1:03 PM (5 years ago)
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Now what does Marcellus Wallace look like?
The guy that's "pretty fuckin far from ok" ?
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Definitely not like a bitch.
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
"Say what one more time "!!
(5 years ago)
maraff and tickle_me_elmo like this
Thu, 25-Oct-18 12:49 PM (5 years ago)
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Just posted a few pictures i just found on an old USB - shameless plug right here. smile
[blushing]
(5 years ago)
I doubt you ever blush
(5 years ago)
i doubt the fool was tickle
(5 years ago)
PApda likes this
no, that fool was moi smile
(5 years ago)
*takes the gavel from elmo*
(5 years ago)
Mon, 22-Oct-18 11:13 AM (5 years ago)
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22 OKTOBER - ITS CAPS LOCK DAY FOLKS!
ahh gotcha lol
(5 years ago)
First time I've been called a towel
(5 years ago)
TOWELS ARE GREAT. ONE SHOULDN'T FORGET TO BRING ONE
(5 years ago)
A Towel can be used to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter xxxxx of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you)
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
ITS GETTING LOUD OVER IN THIS CORNER
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Thu, 18-Oct-18 1:45 PM (5 years ago)
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Elmo is leaving the party - thanks for the entertainment & sleep well. Stay classy NN-ers smile
PApda, Artistic and cedar19 like this
Dont forget to cum tomorrow!
(5 years ago)
maraff and cedar19 like this
No chucking fance of that wink
(5 years ago)
PApda likes this
Tue, 2-Oct-18 8:50 AM (5 years ago)
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So did this floppy cock Monday ever catch on? Sorry, I'm late to the party...
softcell and Artistic like this
You’re always floppy wabers
(5 years ago)
Hello's my dear Flitters angel X...I will try to rise to your expectations ! jerk LOL
(5 years ago)
As far as I’m aware it’s never been a thing outside of raven’s imagination
(5 years ago)
maraff likes this
.....and his experience
(5 years ago)
Yes! Hurry and post yours before it's too late....I'll wait...
(5 years ago)
Sun, 30-Sep-18 1:26 PM (5 years ago)
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Today's F1 podium had 3 unhappy people on it; what has happened to the sport folks??
Sat, 29-Sep-18 11:43 AM (5 years ago)
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Good, now the AFL final is over, let's focus on some real sport; the cricket season's upon us!! wink
TopCat57 likes this
Yep school you went to must have been very special lol
(5 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
You could be absolutely right! grin
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
I do hope you grew out of licking windows
(5 years ago)
Never understood why at school though, in the playground,in crickret it was six and out if you hit it over the railings,lol.
(5 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
*clicky
(5 years ago)
Sun, 8-Jul-18 5:12 AM (5 years ago)
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Compare someone's dick pic on the internet, site comes back with: "Best guess for this image: bronze hammerhead shark". Guess the guy's doing alright, then ...
caged4luv, chupacabra1 and cmp304 like this
Thank you and accepted.smile
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Thank you smile I'm dropping off now, still have stuff to do. See ya later, darling x Glad to have found you back
(5 years ago)
Have a great night,I probably will be running off for a bit as well.smile
(5 years ago)
Hi AGR or should I say DFJ wink. welcome back!
(5 years ago)
I'm just waiting for the lady that is supposed to be here to help as I forgot my password
(5 years ago)
Wed, 1-Nov-17 12:29 PM (6 years ago)
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If your vibrator gets hacked, does that make it a sex-crime?
anyone know? Asking for a friend
(5 years ago)
Yes. How do I arrange said "hacking"? ...asking for a friend also. wink
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo and PApda like this
Only if it's above $250 -- then it's grand lewdity. wink
(5 years ago)
IT'S.ONLY.A.MATTER.OR.TIME *Evil laugh*
(5 years ago)
Fri, 27-Oct-17 3:06 AM (6 years ago)
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Reporting a picture and seeing it disappear before you can press "send": Mods are on the ball smile
There's another one... posting pics of some gal fully dressed. This is the second profile to post said pics.... cuz I 'member em
(6 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
on the ball tickle! smile
(6 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
Steel, you're here too much wink
(6 years ago)
Am I? just all day, every day.... grin
(6 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
I’m glad my pictures can be photogenic, you looking fine too girl (;
(6 years ago)
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