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Sun, 3-May-20 3:36 PM (3 years ago)
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Who is up for a naked hot tub party when this is all over??
im in
(3 years ago)
Great idea!
(3 years ago)
you need a hot xxxxxxxxxlarge pool
(3 years ago)
you're going to need a bigger tub
(2 years ago)
after the hangover I'd gladly XD
(2 years ago)
Thu, 23-Apr-20 6:05 PM (3 years ago)
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Suggestions to stop me getting bored!!?
Smoke, drink & masturbate. wink
(3 years ago)
Have many things on the go,I just go from one thing to another.
(3 years ago)
Do a hard search for baking supplies.
(3 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
- - monopoly- on your own - -
(3 years ago)
Been making a table smile
(3 years ago)
Wed, 19-Jun-19 7:01 PM (4 years ago)
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Should I grow it back?
No, no
(4 years ago)
oh yes, natural and sexy. x
(4 years ago)
Tue, 4-Jun-19 1:29 PM (4 years ago)
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Anyone else wear a plug to work??
cedar19 and bobandsue4u like this
what if you need to walk through a metal detector?
(4 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
you can get glass or silicone ones wink haha
(4 years ago)
metal is more fun to put in ice water before . . . wink
(4 years ago)
Ooooo Ice cold!!!! ??
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
Yes. Ice cold!
(4 years ago)
Sat, 1-Jun-19 11:21 PM (4 years ago)
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Home alone and horny!!
inforfunc, stealth69 and smiff17bs like this
And enjoying NN getting even wetter hope you have a toy handy xxxsmile
(4 years ago)
Is that the porno version of home alone, because I’ve never seen it?
(4 years ago)
LOL
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
Think it was the fifth one without McCauley culkin in it!!
(4 years ago)
Whilestar likes this
You need a cock
(4 years ago)
Wed, 1-May-19 5:34 PM (4 years ago)
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Suns out..........
That's where it went sneaky
(4 years ago)
Oh, I thought it was guns out...but that's a pussy lol
(4 years ago)
Tue, 1-Jan-19 1:20 AM (5 years ago)
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Wishing everyone a happy and horny new year!! X
Wll its definetely started horny for me lol, Happy new year
(5 years ago)
Sat, 29-Dec-18 3:43 PM (5 years ago)
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Any resolution ideas anyone??
Pleasurecpl4U likes this
Get in better shap the oldest resolution
(5 years ago)
Seek improvement, not perfection. smile
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
to finally Pleasure NN friend anon1969 smile
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
Tue, 25-Dec-18 12:40 PM (5 years ago)
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Happy Christmas to all you flirts. Xxx
Merry Christmas
(5 years ago)
[photo missing]
(5 years ago)
Merry Christmas
(5 years ago)
Wishing you a Merry Christmas also!
(5 years ago)
Mon, 10-Dec-18 9:53 PM (5 years ago)
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Never know what to wear!!
nothing ?
(5 years ago)
hmmmm - usually on here - 'nothing' is good smile
(5 years ago)
coat n heels covers most ... rolleyes
(5 years ago)
Fri, 23-Nov-18 8:33 PM (5 years ago)
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Oh the anticipation!!
BuxomXhunter and Hornycay1 like this
I see you quiver with antici...............pation
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and anon1969 like this
Do tell...
(5 years ago)
Mon, 27-Aug-18 5:51 PM (5 years ago)
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Time to dust off the pants!
will get my polish lol
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
i'm part polish smile
(5 years ago)
Pants? Sorry I don't own any
(5 years ago)
Tue, 17-Jul-18 8:01 PM (5 years ago)
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They think it’s all over!!! : )
All over what?
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
bar the shouting wink
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
I'm guessing someone didn't orgasm and is a little angry.
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
True.It could be that they couldn't deliver even in extra time. wink
(5 years ago)
softcell and anon1969 like this
I'll take seconds
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
Tue, 10-Jul-18 6:18 PM (5 years ago)
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Apparently it is cuming at home!!!
Nice to know
(5 years ago)
I see what you did there smile
(5 years ago)
That’s all I have been hearing!!
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Which part
(5 years ago)
Tue, 26-Jun-18 5:05 PM (5 years ago)
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Is pleasing herself this week!!
... and thus pleasure, anon. smile
(5 years ago)
She’s gone shopping then I take it
(5 years ago)
TheSpoutinHead likes this
Well... apparently, yeh. ohmy
(5 years ago)
Awesome pic WOW smile
(5 years ago)
Please please me doo, perfect weather for pleasure.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 19-Jun-18 9:24 PM (5 years ago)
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Is feeling like a football widow!!
rhinostool likes this
Still ?
(5 years ago)
am having a groundhog moment !
(5 years ago)
See previous for VAR comments
(5 years ago)
dewberry likes this
bring a sub on...............hes obviously not playing the game well
(5 years ago)
Tue, 19-Jun-18 9:03 PM (5 years ago)
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Is feeling like a football widow! ??
DJSwing likes this
We'll come by right now,...meet us at the side window
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
you could distract him by stripping off in front of the TV
(5 years ago)
anon1969 likes this
Try a Mexican wave
(5 years ago)
anon1969 and NaughtyKat like this
tell him its time to get Messi smile
(5 years ago)
HughPenis, anon1969 and NaughtyKat like this
Or the Russian striker Slobondownmecockavic
(5 years ago)
dewberry and anon1969 like this
Sat, 26-May-18 8:24 PM (5 years ago)
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Don’t forget the sun cream! .... ouchy
plumguy and rhinostool like this
What cream? Oh..
(5 years ago)
^^^ he's loaded with cream eek
(5 years ago)
Huh...you said "load"ed
(5 years ago)
smedium and TheSpoutinHead like this
Shot your load! wink
(5 years ago)
eh pet............nowt wrong wi lard smile lol
(5 years ago)
Sat, 21-Apr-18 5:00 AM (5 years ago)
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Suns out. Buns out!!!
Oh yes xxx
(5 years ago)
Me too!
(5 years ago)
Where?! Show me!!! o.O
(5 years ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-18 1:14 PM (6 years ago)
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Time to dust off the bikinis?
Mobius12, artlover4u and nosanity like this
waiting for the sun!!!!lil string bottoms im thinking!
(6 years ago)
kennybee likes this
Not here today, but hopefully for you.
(6 years ago)
Why? I don’t wear one
(6 years ago)
artlover4u likes this
bikinis are oppressive
(6 years ago)
might be getting a bit of snow over here.
(6 years ago)
Tue, 27-Feb-18 6:34 PM (6 years ago)
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Ok. The nips have now frozen off!!!
bman5946 and srindica like this
Erect Nipples...Nice....Frozern off though ?
(6 years ago)
here take mine
(6 years ago)
Need a hot mouth to warm them back
(6 years ago)
nature has finally gone too far.
(6 years ago)
- - you need to get to A and E - they might be able to save them - -
(6 years ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-18 9:20 PM (6 years ago)
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I’m freezing my nips off!
smedium, rhinostool and kinky_play like this
Pics or I don't believe ya grin
(6 years ago)
- - self torture - -
(6 years ago)
Thu, 15-Feb-18 6:50 PM (6 years ago)
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I HATE New Years resolutions!!
rhinostool likes this
Don't make them.
(6 years ago)
I blocked all my resolutions on social media. Problem solved! wink
(6 years ago)
TopCat57 and happyhumper69 like this
Tue, 2-Jan-18 9:51 PM (6 years ago)
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I’m AM going to stick to my New Years resolutions!!
lennynatural likes this
Sat, 30-Dec-17 6:33 PM (6 years ago)
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Wishing a happy new year to all!
smedium, lip2lip and scottishperv like this
That’s nice and thoughtful. You young lady happy thoughts to you x
(6 years ago)
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