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alberta76's Recent Statuses
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alberta76
Thu, 12-Jan-17 8:11 AM (7 years ago)
tip
so many hot women on here. i was away too long
alberta76
Thu, 12-Jan-17 7:05 AM (7 years ago)
tip
been away for a long time, what did i miss
WendySilvia
hehe.. thanks
(7 years ago)
alberta76
you are smoking hot
(7 years ago)
WendySilvia
Why thank you again smile
(7 years ago)
deepsea69
Hey welcome back and wendy you still are a Babe!
(7 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
 		WendySilvia
Thanks! *fist pump
(7 years ago)
deepsea69 likes this
alberta76
Mon, 18-Aug-14 8:43 AM (9 years ago)
tip
anyone into bi guys??
chicken999 and Funcpl7172 like this
alberta76
Tue, 24-Jun-14 4:56 PM (9 years ago)
tip
anyone into bi guys?
alberta76
Tue, 20-May-14 7:21 AM (9 years ago)
tip
anyone into bi guys??
horny_cumbrian likes this
alberta76
Tue, 6-May-14 7:20 AM (9 years ago)
tip
anyone into bi guys?
believer
getting naked and having fun, seeing what comes up
(9 years ago)
alberta76
out of pms ;(
(9 years ago)
alberta76
nice profile shaqila
(9 years ago)
shaqila
Thank you alberta smile
(9 years ago)
believer
nn believer at gmx dot de
(9 years ago)
alberta76
Tue, 6-May-14 6:50 AM (9 years ago)
tip
so horny right now. anyone want to chat?
alberta76
no one?
(9 years ago)
007inches
i would love to,but site only gives three free messages..you could friend me though and chat on line.
(9 years ago)
alberta76
Tue, 6-May-14 6:15 AM (9 years ago)
tip
i have been away for a while. what did i miss?
Aussie_Couple
wb....not much; don't waste your pm's though. lol Miss A_C
(9 years ago)
alberta76
that's no fun
(9 years ago)
alberta76
Mon, 27-Jan-14 5:00 PM (10 years ago)
tip
been off for a bit, what's new?
CANTFINDIT
micro chip technology !
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Fri, 3-Jan-14 4:46 AM (10 years ago)
tip
been away for a week, what did i miss?
tight_wet_lips
She did that to him and he didn't like it so he went about his jollies with them and they decided to post it and then we all jumped in and made fun.
(10 years ago)
alberta76
haha. brilliant.
(10 years ago)
silkythupimp
and i missed it all sad
(10 years ago)
tight_wet_lips
you did!! It got ugly.
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
you have to get into the flow, dontcha know?
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Tue, 24-Dec-13 1:18 PM (10 years ago)
tip
merry christmas to all the aussies
alberta76
Mon, 23-Dec-13 2:06 PM (10 years ago)
tip
stupid chinook headache
fantasm
ambien renders me slightly less intelligent than my mud turtle--of course, that fucker's smart smile
(10 years ago)
Onionheart
blessed terrapin
(10 years ago)
alberta76
i hear sex on ambien is great
(10 years ago)
fantasm
actually, it relaxes muscles and sadly mutes all physical responses smile
(10 years ago)
alberta76
i still think we should try it wink
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Sun, 22-Dec-13 4:25 AM (10 years ago)
tip
added a couple more pics
alberta76
Sun, 22-Dec-13 3:56 AM (10 years ago)
tip
added a couple pics
TexAngel
They are very sexy.
(10 years ago)
Chuck-81
see my new one Tex tongue
(10 years ago)
TexAngel
I did, chuck, but I had seen it before. wink
(10 years ago)
alberta76
thanks
(10 years ago)
Chuck-81
ohhh ya i remember now lol
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Fri, 20-Dec-13 8:43 PM (10 years ago)
tip
i've got morning wood in the afternoon
Ynot70
Me too !!!
(10 years ago)
prissey
what to do with it?
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Fri, 20-Dec-13 2:51 PM (10 years ago)
tip
so tired, yet so horny
alberta76
Wed, 18-Dec-13 8:05 PM (10 years ago)
tip
a quick wank, then off to shower
bigbrenda and WendySilvia like this
alberta76
Tue, 10-Dec-13 6:41 PM (10 years ago)
tip
any Canadians on here today?
Shyguy1976 likes this
xTheNewGuyx
Mmmm poutine.
(10 years ago)
lennynatural
Mark, have you seen the maple syrup flavored whisky they have now? That stuff tastes just like syrup.
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
yes but their fingers are frozen to the keyboards ...and ewwww poutine Mark???
(10 years ago)
MarkandLacey
Seriously Lenny? I've never heard of it. Might have to get some for my pancakes.
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
hell just pour the whiskey over them straight lol
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Mon, 9-Dec-13 4:25 PM (10 years ago)
tip
great, more snow to shovelsad
ali_dee
sad no bueno
(10 years ago)
fults
just think if the intermet was never invented you could pay the neighbour kids to do it
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Mon, 9-Dec-13 4:27 AM (10 years ago)
tip
i added a couple new pics
TexAngel and ali_dee like this
TexAngel
I REALLY like this status! Very sexy! Good job!!
(10 years ago)
alberta76
thanks TexAngel
(10 years ago)
TexAngel
No, thank you! wink
(10 years ago)
ali_dee
Very nice smile You are one good lookin man, that's for sure!
(10 years ago)
alberta76
thanks for the comments ladies
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Wed, 4-Dec-13 7:52 PM (10 years ago)
tip
anyone want to chat?
alberta76
Tue, 3-Dec-13 9:24 PM (10 years ago)
tip
shoveling out from a blizzard sucks!
justcuz
that wams up part of ya
(10 years ago)
alberta76
that's the part that needs warming
(10 years ago)
justcuz
friction usually does it lol
(10 years ago)
alberta76
so does putting it in a warm hole
(10 years ago)
justcuz
yep but that ain't gonna happen on NN
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Tue, 3-Dec-13 5:44 AM (10 years ago)
tip
anyone want to chat?
comefuckmenow
I think everyone went home
(10 years ago)
alberta76
you're still here
(10 years ago)
comefuckmenow
I just came to get a break from the story I am writing ...need to get back to it...sorry...have fun though smile
(10 years ago)
alberta76
Tue, 3-Dec-13 5:17 AM (10 years ago)
tip
so horny tonight
alberta76
Thu, 28-Nov-13 8:11 AM (10 years ago)
tip
i am a bit drunk
lynskey
sacrilege!
(10 years ago)
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