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Jimbeam82's Recent Statuses
Wed, 28-Feb-18 11:12 PM (6 years ago)
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What happened to status? It used to have a ton of activity?
and im in australia, im not australia wink
(6 years ago)
Haha... I didn’t catch that until you said it, lol... why don’t you post pics anymore?
(6 years ago)
didnt say i dont, just said it will become a rarity is all
(6 years ago)
Hey, please keep it up, nice pics
(6 years ago)
nah,
(6 years ago)
Wed, 27-Sep-17 4:02 PM (6 years ago)
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So, how many people on here like bdsm?
3
(6 years ago)
4 3/4......but I swear it was not tied that tight.......
(6 years ago)
PApda likes this
You gotta keep it interesting
(6 years ago)
i just like the bondage part wink
(6 years ago)
LookingforDave and HughPenis like this
Bondage is good! Hi art
(6 years ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-17 8:35 PM (6 years ago)
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So what's everyone up too?
riverguy likes this
about to drive off....
(6 years ago)
Jimbeam82 likes this
Hi new! Hi daff!
(6 years ago)
Newgirl16 and Daffodil888 like this
Hi piken! Hi gotta!
(6 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
i'll have mine over ice, thank you
(6 years ago)
5'7" lol
(6 years ago)
Tue, 26-Sep-17 3:03 AM (6 years ago)
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Damn, seems a little dead in status tonight... where is everyone?
*waves hi!*
(6 years ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-17 5:17 AM (6 years ago)
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Sorry fellas... no more naked chics posted from me. It has me blackballed from all the ladies
rhinostool likes this
Fri, 9-Jun-17 4:16 AM (6 years ago)
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Is the " I'm horny and bored crowd still around? Or who will fuck my wife crowd?"
Are you missing them? tongue
(6 years ago)
Jimbeam82 likes this
Very much so..... I'm bummed lol
(6 years ago)
TexAngel likes this
Wed, 10-Aug-16 1:58 AM (7 years ago)
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The most interesting line tonight so far is " I have margaritas and Rubbers" now, that is interesting
Knowing how I get when I have margaritas, the combination makes sense smile
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I just wanna know where I need to sign
(7 years ago)
It's very sensible really smile
(7 years ago)
I'm alll in
(7 years ago)
kiwicurves likes this
Mmmmm
(7 years ago)
Fri, 5-Aug-16 2:28 AM (7 years ago)
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My work is done here for the night, Miele the thread should make you
smile I forgot to add that lol
(7 years ago)
LOL, thank you smile
(7 years ago)
Fri, 5-Aug-16 2:22 AM (7 years ago)
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Who on here besides me think's miele has an sexy ass and boobs besides me?
I have a feeling this status is about to go viral
(7 years ago)
steelrat60, 12gaugefan and MrsFX like this
where i do get in line....
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
no arguments here.
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Ayup...
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
MG is awesome in many different ways. smile xo
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and Jimbeam82 like this
Wed, 1-Jun-16 4:07 AM (7 years ago)
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What I have learned tonight... Magical Cums, deep pussy poundings, and Slips and misses.. Very educational
It's not mythical it's legendary
(7 years ago)
how many pms have you received requesting the legendary cock?
(7 years ago)
None but I have gotten hate mail cause they jerk off to my pics then read that I have a penis.... Ohhhh my trickery
(7 years ago)
lol.. It's called cock envy kelly lol
(7 years ago)
They just want to feel the incredible Kellycock in their manginas!! scared
(7 years ago)
Tue, 5-Apr-16 2:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Red, will you please talk to simmsha2
^^^ LOL
(8 years ago)
Not if he is out of action...... I heard he turned himself inside out and now resembles a rubber glove on heat!
(8 years ago)
Dang...I can see that I am going to have to tuck it away. ....sad
(8 years ago)
Save it for another day Red...There will be takers ... HONEST!
(8 years ago)
gozap, you seem to know an awful lot about kirk. sneaky You're secretly his number one fan aren't you? eek LOL
(8 years ago)
Tue, 5-Apr-16 2:12 AM (8 years ago)
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Cock eaters? come forward, show yourselves
kiwicurves likes this
had chicken yesterday... didn't have a chance to check first tongue
(8 years ago)
CurveALicious likes this
lol circa...
(8 years ago)
Wed, 17-Feb-16 2:58 AM (8 years ago)
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Seems like all the chicks have gone.. Who did it? Who ran them off tonight lol
Rings of Saturn sound like new aged Korn to me from the one song I checked out
(8 years ago)
Atreyu's old music
(8 years ago)
Omg don't even make that comparison ros is so much more technical. They are like new age meshuggah.
(8 years ago)
Sounds like a little dubstep mixed in, you don't remember when Korn tried that
(8 years ago)
Gotta give Pantera some credit for where Metal is today. You can't deny that
(8 years ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-16 4:14 AM (8 years ago)
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Ok, who ran all the chicks off... it's becoming a sausage fest in here fellas
TWL showed up, but who knows how long that will last.. Y not Flitter, post a cock pick and join the roast
(8 years ago)
shegotthejak likes this
It's the rat... I borrowed her to do cam....
(8 years ago)
It's one chick with ten accounts.
(8 years ago)
nah i have 20 actually with a range of ages to go with them all
(8 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
might as well make it 30
(8 years ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-16 3:05 AM (8 years ago)
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Ladies... I have 3 hard inches waiting for ya.. PM for details
Artistic likes this
no erectile probs here either.... never used a pill in my life
(8 years ago)
I'll pop some cialis and see if I get anothe cm out of it... Hold on
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
lol jim
(8 years ago)
tried that jim, called the helpline and said i've had erection lasting over 4 hours what should i do? she said gimme your address, hmmph
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I'm interested in the cialis/ viagra combo
(8 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-16 4:36 AM (8 years ago)
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Does anybody remember the poster Bunnylovescake?
Chuck-81 and mermaid_hunter69 like this
man that shit was mindless and down right fucking annoying
(8 years ago)
Trying not to remember
(8 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
VT that shit was crazy brother,,, Bunny this, Bunny that extc lol
(8 years ago)
paully274 likes this
She was the poster child for Pedo's IMO
(8 years ago)
Bunny was and still is a good friend ..... i get why not everyone liked her pics , but she is bubbly and fun and can cheer up any day
(8 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-16 3:56 AM (8 years ago)
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I'm limp, not horny and not bored
same same then
(8 years ago)
Art you know if you saw a 24 inch pill induced throbbing hard cock that you would be impressed
(8 years ago)
I dunno... I don't need an aneurism
(8 years ago)
for you still bored and horny, i wouldnt be impressed id be scared
(8 years ago)
You could call the records books for me, I'm sure it would be a record
(8 years ago)
Wed, 30-Dec-15 3:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Carry on folks, I am about to bounce.. Have a great night and stay normal
I stink Arti? unsure
(8 years ago)
You probably dude... shower is good for the soul
(8 years ago)
once a week isnt good enough? lol
(8 years ago)
Shy if you use that approach I can promise the vagina will stay far away bud
(8 years ago)
okay...ill shower twice a week then...lol
(8 years ago)
Wed, 30-Dec-15 2:35 AM (8 years ago)
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Who's horny and bored? C'mon.... somebody...anybody...
damn to think ive been spelling it wrong all these years..lol
(8 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Shy that second grade education of yours at work lol
(8 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
well I did have to repeat 1st grade twice...lol
(8 years ago)
same shit happened to me in the second grade shy
(8 years ago)
Shyguy1976 likes this
bastards
(8 years ago)
Sun, 27-Dec-15 5:18 AM (8 years ago)
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anybody notice the photo shop on the pic page? pretty sad
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
lol i have one pic where a tatto is showing lol
(8 years ago)
nice, going to investigate now
(8 years ago)
Artistic likes this
very nice, that what's I'm talking about
(8 years ago)
oh you found it fast
(8 years ago)
haha.. with the quickness
(8 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Fri, 23-Oct-15 1:33 AM (8 years ago)
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Lizzie.... what a naughty mod you are... Just perved her pics... Nice
Agent_K, RoxanneS and Shyguy1976 like this
*blushes* Thank you xoxo
(8 years ago)
Most Welcome... so naughty..
(8 years ago)
tongue
(8 years ago)
Jimbeam82 likes this
Sun, 27-Sep-15 2:38 AM (8 years ago)
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hmmm... what to do.. what to do
when all else fails......self gratification
(8 years ago)
True
(8 years ago)
and do ya swap hands at 100?
(8 years ago)
nah, I tend to do that at 150
(8 years ago)
Sat, 26-Sep-15 3:59 AM (8 years ago)
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Have we had any Fuck my wife post lately? or " I'm horny post"?
Shy, I would rather share my services with those that need it lol
(8 years ago)
anyone have a wife Jim can service? lol
(8 years ago)
I'm offering discount services too... If you can't get the job done
(8 years ago)
half off Jim...maybe buy one get one...lol
(8 years ago)
I dunno... buy one get one half off
(8 years ago)
Sat, 26-Sep-15 3:43 AM (8 years ago)
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It's a message board, geez.. don't get so sensitive lol
The heck with that.. be loud and proud!
(8 years ago)
Thanks, same to you TWL
(8 years ago)
night twl xoxo.....cant be loud im shy wink lol
(8 years ago)
Shy my ass lol
(8 years ago)
I am...hey thats my name...lol
(8 years ago)
Fri, 28-Aug-15 5:32 AM (8 years ago)
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TWL the ashley Madison stuff is quite funny.. Who would use a real email address in the first place lol
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
My man was very pleasantly surprised when I told him if he ever got bored, I would consider that our problem, and not just his.
(8 years ago)
Some women give and provide a lot for their partners. Some men do that same. But there are those who want their cake and eat it too.
(8 years ago)
And some women don't, fake a headache every night and expect their guy to just shelve his libido. And a lot women have a bit of both.
(8 years ago)
what tickle said ^^^^ but both ways and with bells on thumbup
(8 years ago)
ok Dubbs smile hiya x
(8 years ago)
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